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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#10201 - 2014-06-28 22:00:11 UTC
Don't give me that look. It was you who asked me to spank you.

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Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#10202 - 2014-06-28 22:04:27 UTC
Hello, hello... let's open those amazing Vherokior eyes and tell me what you want for breakfast.

Q: Should we be worried? A: Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#10203 - 2014-06-28 22:13:27 UTC
Well I could open my eyes. But I'm afraid it will cause space and time to collapse upon itself causing the universe to implode upon itself. Now we wouldn't want that to happen do we? Especially not when offered this great opportunity to get breakfast served to me in the bed.

Well then. I would like some scrambled eggs with bacon and a glass of freshly extracted ganker tears.

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Cecilia Matilda Fock
The I and F Taxation Trust
#10204 - 2014-06-28 22:16:56 UTC
You see Matilda? That's one smart girl! All cake for me! (and some for the Kates, if we can find one)
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#10205 - 2014-06-30 01:22:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
Blink

I was drunk last night, but i have no regrets.

Get Mizhir back in here and crikey, let's have a 3 way rodeo

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#10206 - 2014-06-30 01:28:10 UTC
Woo hoo

I scored again!!!!

-k8

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Candi LeMew
Division 13
#10207 - 2014-06-30 01:28:34 UTC
Looks like I just won EVE. Big smile

I like....really loved that...thing you did with your toes. Oh my...

I never knew I was so pliable!

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Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#10208 - 2014-06-30 06:34:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Matilda Cecilia Fock
My dear, you're so... slim... but if that floats your boat, it's OK. Now, if we can move from theory to practice, I'll teach you a few tricks that should result even with your limited assets... err, I mean, your original body build.

Q: Should we be worried? A: Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#10209 - 2014-06-30 11:27:09 UTC
THAT was new!! You got any other techniques that I need to know about?

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

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Cecilia Matilda Fock
The I and F Taxation Trust
#10210 - 2014-06-30 13:03:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Cecilia Matilda Fock
In theory and in practice, experience is a degree. Come here and let me enlighten you...
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#10211 - 2014-06-30 13:13:17 UTC
I think you will find my an apt student. Just no teacher's pet jokes...Cool

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Space music http://minddivided.com

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Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#10212 - 2014-06-30 13:19:13 UTC
Carry on, don't mind me... I'll be gone in a minute once I have all the recorders set up. You wouldn't believe how difficult is to learn something new from that miserly shrew...

Q: Should we be worried? A: Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#10213 - 2014-07-01 09:53:56 UTC
I really enjoyed you being my CQ decor for one day now...I think I leave you tied for another one. Tea? P

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Nose' Feliciano
#10214 - 2014-07-01 22:12:10 UTC
You smell nice.

Remodeled Crane Concept
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#10215 - 2014-07-02 10:14:44 UTC
Nose' Feliciano wrote:
You smell nice.

Who are you and why is your nose bigger although not as well defined as mine?!

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#10216 - 2014-07-02 12:59:12 UTC
*grabs notebook*

*opens header*

>>Nose sex, part 1:>>

Huh, carry on, don't mind me, I am just a sex scholar...

Q: Should we be worried? A: Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#10217 - 2014-07-02 13:01:27 UTC
*takes notebook and tosses it on the table*

You're far too busy right now for that.

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#10218 - 2014-07-02 14:24:11 UTC
G.Y.P.O.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Solecist Project
#10219 - 2014-07-02 14:33:49 UTC
I love you ... please stay with me forever. <3 :)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#10220 - 2014-07-02 14:43:17 UTC
Christina was here last night. She was better than you Twisted

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