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Poor Hamsters...

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Ingvar Angst
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
#21 - 2011-12-06 17:04:39 UTC
Nyio wrote:
MEDIC!


You made me have to watch this again. Lol

Six months in the hole... it changes a man.
Barakkus
#22 - 2011-12-06 17:07:12 UTC
Ivana Twinkle wrote:
Go outside, Touch a girl (or yourself)


I believe that is illegal in many places.

http://youtu.be/yytbDZrw1jc
ForceM
POS Builder Inc.
#23 - 2011-12-06 17:08:04 UTC
J3ssica Alba wrote:
Ivana Twinkle wrote:
Go outside, Touch a girl (or yourself)


I just followed your suggestion, I have a palmprint across my left cheek now .. what did I do wrong?


You forgot to duck :)
Evanga
DoctorOzz
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#24 - 2011-12-06 17:08:33 UTC
jesus ******* christ, i know an it guy who might be able to assit you. Get your act together ccp, and get your quality assurance straightend up!
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#25 - 2011-12-06 17:10:07 UTC
Best way too keep the hamsters alive for longer is to wrap them up with duct tape. That way they don't burst so easily when you "work" them. Twisted

COO - Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse  CEO - Sanctuary Pact Alliance
ISquishWorms
#26 - 2011-12-06 17:11:07 UTC
Time to train logistics.

‘No, this isn't it at all. Make it more... psssshhhh’.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2011-12-06 17:11:32 UTC
Ingvar Angst wrote:
Nyio wrote:
MEDIC!


You made me have to watch this again. Lol


*LOL*
Hicksimus
Torgue
#28 - 2011-12-06 17:11:59 UTC
About 2 hours before this unexpected downtime a friend's hurricane exploded but did not produce a pod so he logged out....then magically the hurricane appeared on D-scan, it was probed down and found at 20% hull with full shields.....database win!

Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you? Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
Talia Nachtigall
State War Academy
Caldari State
#29 - 2011-12-06 17:12:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Talia Nachtigall
Cmon, CCP. You're killing me here. I wanted to log in and blow up someone's Internet spaceship. Evil

Oh... and this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNsrK6P9QvI&feature=related

Don't pray for my soul. ;)
Nex Morbus
Dreadedspace
#30 - 2011-12-06 17:12:46 UTC
Evanga wrote:
jesus ******* christ, i know an it guy who might be able to assit you. Get your act together ccp, and get your quality assurance straightend up!


Couldn't have said it better myself. Not to mention currently on hour 42 of an unanswered petition. Fantastic :)
Barakkus
#31 - 2011-12-06 17:14:23 UTC
Evanga wrote:
jesus ******* christ, i know an it guy who might be able to assit you. Get your act together ccp, and get your quality assurance straightend up!


umadbro?

http://youtu.be/yytbDZrw1jc
BeanBagKing
The Order of Atlas
#32 - 2011-12-06 17:15:19 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2g8RHKDHV4

^^ the one I think of every time the database dies.
Gibsie
Collapsible Conglomerate
#33 - 2011-12-06 17:16:25 UTC
Crucibled Crustied Crushed shards were crushed !Shocked
Should we make Crustie spawn ?
Ingvar Angst
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
#34 - 2011-12-06 17:16:43 UTC
Nex Morbus wrote:
Evanga wrote:
jesus ******* christ, i know an it guy who might be able to assit you. Get your act together ccp, and get your quality assurance straightend up!


Couldn't have said it better myself. Not to mention currently on hour 42 of an unanswered petition. Fantastic :)


So you're saying the Vogons did it?

Six months in the hole... it changes a man.
Nex Morbus
Dreadedspace
#35 - 2011-12-06 17:18:30 UTC
Ingvar Angst wrote:
Nex Morbus wrote:
Evanga wrote:
jesus ******* christ, i know an it guy who might be able to assit you. Get your act together ccp, and get your quality assurance straightend up!


Couldn't have said it better myself. Not to mention currently on hour 42 of an unanswered petition. Fantastic :)


So you're saying the Vogons did it?


Well that highway ain't gonna go AROUND the EVE server!
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2011-12-06 17:20:47 UTC
CCP Guard wrote:
Keep an eye on this thread for updates.

Sorry about the interruption. We are giving the hamsters CPR as we speak!


Lets see, the down message said "See you in 20 minutes", it's been longer and your update thread isn't updated? Come on!

Don't ban me, bro!
Hydraka
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2011-12-06 17:20:48 UTC
So the closing timer went from 3 minutes to 1 minute back there.. somebody cut a wrong wire? Straight
nothing Kurvora
Large Group of Homeless
#38 - 2011-12-06 17:21:21 UTC
perfect time for some exercise. my thumbs have atrophied a little, not enough bf3.
Florestan Bronstein
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2011-12-06 17:21:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Florestan Bronstein
Quote:
TQ was taken down at 16:42 UTC so we could investigate a database issue that came up suddenly. We will keep you posted as soon as we learn more. Our sincere apologies for the inconvenience.


I got the first "You cannot leave system yet because of instability in the space-time continuum. Please try again in a moment." message at 13:55 EVE time.

From there things got worse over a timespan of several hours. First more "space-time continuum" messages, then noticeable lag on some gate jumps, then lag when moving items and finally market and wallet stopped working.
About 20 minutes before you took down the server people in chat channels were already asking each other how long we would have 'til the impeding emergency reboot.

If these issues appeared sudden to you, you really need better monitoring of server health.

There is no excuse for not giving us at least 15min notice before taking down the servers - at that point normal gameplay was already barely possible.
nothing Kurvora
Large Group of Homeless
#40 - 2011-12-06 17:25:35 UTC
it's obvious that someone tripped over multiple wires multiple times, i'm willing to bet a Cuba libre caused this.
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