Wormholes

It takes a special kind of butthurt to post a thread claiming your former alliance mates are dying then attempt to say LOL I TROLL U. Obviously it was important to you to think that someone else in this game ****** up as hard as you did

I always wanted to join Rolled Out, but my sister won't let me.

She says the topics people talk about aren't suitable for my innocent ears, and that she fear for my safety when left alone with so many blood thirsty, booty plundering, hole rolling super space pirates.

So I just tag along anyway and mostly just get in the way.

You can always come to null...

Awww ....

Is very sweet suggestion from you sir!

But my sister always say to me I must be careful when sweet words enter my ear as sometimes sour things might follow in other places if I listen to them.

She says I shouldn't get into other people's spaceships, accept lollies or erotic convos from old men, or go to places where there is local chat. I always listen to my big sister because she's already made such mistakes and know first hand!

I appreciate the concern though and don't worry, I'll be ok!!

My bad, bro. The compass wasn't working when I got out. Must have been that last Magnetar..?

Edit: Good news, I ran into your former corpie, Dustin.

If i can call the OP a shitcunt on the forums then you can ignore your sister.

If only you new what she got up to.

Wow spare a thought for me sir. Erica's personal assistant, groomer, makeup artist and the keeper of her secrets.

I'm always there to clean up the mess, so to speak. When she comes home to Pandora late at night from an unannounced trip to Empire, slinking in the back door of the system quietly and warping to our tower cloaked, it's me who sees her runny makeup, her messy hair, the flushed cheeks and dilated pupils. Is me who has to clean bizarre stains from her uniform which she claims is the result of 'another' spilled tube of nanite paste. Is me who has to fix her hair, somehow trying to brush out the strange things sticking it together without causing her pain. Is me who has to soothe the bruises on her neck and backside from "falling out of the capsule" time and time again.

Despite my lack of culture I am not silly and can imagine what the true story may be, not that it any of my business, but I think the truth is something Shelby shouldn't be exposed to just yet.

I would love for you to screenshot and post the hate mail. I bet you didn't get any at all. I'd love to know who the 5 people are that you actually asked about this as well - I'm sure you didn't ask anyone.

You should probably take a break from the WH forums, this is the 2nd time you've looked like a complete idiot in front of the entire community. Not healthy man. Maybe less forum pvp more in-game pvp? Suppose it's hard in a dead alliance but you can always try!

Congrats again on the 4 kills that you have with Trapped in the >1 month that you've been with the alliance.



Pretty much this.

If I post a callout thread to "Rolled Out", could I achieve this level of semi-glorious content? This is the best thread right now, and I can only thank the OP for his tears and resentment toward the great pilots of RLLO. Keep up the great work, guys, and Erica...

WHERE'S THE THREAD YOU'VE PROMISED?! (Get Shelby into a couple year older clone by the by... It would be less weird.)

No need for a special mention Mr Diadochu. I may have a space vagina but I'm still just one of the boys. Shufflin', err day sir.


You're kinda in it right now, but it's still cooking I guess.

Why, is something wrong?

Are you not entertained?


Good things come to those who wait sir.


Making things less weird goes contrary to my very being. It's like trying to stay classy - I just can't for very long, no matter how hard I try.