Crime & Punishment

I live by a simple creed. Creating content good, nerfing (or limiting) content...bad.

To wit...

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Gentlemen,

There is scourge out there. A weak-minded natttering class of EvE player, who faps to Taylor Swift videos while mining rocks or running PVE missions while AFK. Surely, yes, we are all about live-and-let-live, and we honor those industrialists who build our ships and enable us to shoot others in the head...

But.

When said carebear escalates his mistaken belief that everyone should be 100% safe in hisec, into pontifications of pansification on the EvE-O forums he crosses the line into...HERESY.

Truly, the minds of children and new EvE players are precious things, they must not be unduly influenced by fail-bear rallying cries of 'nerf hisec', 'nerf ganking', 'nerf wardecs' or 'I should be able to run missions in peace and safety..'...

That is not HTFU. This is not the EVE I grew up playing as a small ninio in the barrios of New-New-Mexico. EvE is special, EvE non-consensual conflict is...HOLY.

Now sadly, these petition and nerf-hisec bears are being listened to...like a slow crawl into depravity, death and darkness, CCP (and CSM's tasked with protecting our sandbox) hear these siren-songs of the weak, and continue to take us down the road to nerfdom...

I ask you....Who will stop this?

Who will stand tall with me and those who went before me, to cry out into the EvE darkness that we will NOT go gently into a WoW-ification slumber. That we will not renounce non-consensual conflict-come-buttsex, nor sprays of honeyed antimatter across the backs of all enemies of HTFU...

We have started a list, and if you hold EvE dear at all you will do what needs to be done to join its membership:

1) Visit the EvE-O forums, the general discussions, new player Q&A, features and ideas or criminal subforums and identify a nerf-hisec carebear spouting heresies against HTFU. They are everywhere. Tell them in their thread of pansied mewling that you will murder an innocent in their name for their heresies.

2) Execute a random innocent carebear in the name of the forum heretic, sending the victim a (friendly) post-detonation email explaining why he was murdered, and who he should really thank for it.

(CC'ing myself of course, not only for my amusement and blogging aggrandizement, but to ensure you get added to...)

'The Order Of The Glowing Dildo' , a list of holy inquisitors of HTFU that will stand tall for all time. Unlike the mass-produced list of 'everyone' (meh) on a monument in Iceland, our list *matters*

The dildo of glowing magnificence can be yours...take it.

F


Dark Lord of Crux,
Grand Inquisitor of HTFU,
Bestower of The Glowing Dildo,
Minister of Propaganda - Devil's Warrior Alliance

p.s.
GOD wills it, and the Devil (and his minions) are on the payroll, for if he didn't foresee a Devil, he couldn't very well be GOD could he?

Three more uninformed carebears bite the dust.

I see what you did there o.0

For your act of heresy against an inquisitor of HTFU doing GOD's holy work, an innocent carebear will be murdered in hisec in your name.

The beautiful content-creator butterflies wings you clipped in a crime & punishment today, will be felt as ripples of death upon carebears PVE battleship for days to come.

Your nerfs, our hands, their blood, your conscience.

When the nerfs to hisec and forum content stop, we will stop.

Let those with wisdom know where to find the resulting story, unfiltered, unfettered and un-pansificated.

F

Wow....Just wow!

I'm just messing with Feyd for one loss mail in my name (because I'm a big fan) and CCP Phantom decides to chime in and now a whole mess of players are going to get killed.

CCP Phantom-

Another innocent carebear has met their demise as a direct result of your actions in this thread space. They have been told to contact you directly for the reimbursement of their destroyed property. More of this will continue until you and yours cease the unjustified nerfs to PVP in all sections of EVE space.


Your boots, our necks, their blood.


Ponder thusly what your actions have wrought.

Wow... that theme! :O

Can I join too?

Carebears **** me off and insult me like there's no tomorrow,
even while I'm trying to help them!

Haters, hypocrits, cowards, bigmouths... seriously,
if your goal is to make them go the way of the dodo, I'll help...

Thanks. I'll read through it.

Hula girl is not amused...

and.

F

Wow, you actually look quite attractive! :O