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Harrison Ford -- Bad News !
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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#1 - 2014-06-23 22:57:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
"As you all surely know by now, Ford broke his leg a couple of weeks ago in a mishap somewhere in the vicinity of the actual Millennium Falcon on the set of STAR WARS: EPISODE VII. Ford's a tough bastard, so I've little doubt he'll be up and at 'em as soon as possible. Unfortunately, the word coming from the set is that he could be out of service for as long as six months."

"And this is a huge problem because Han Solo is pretty much the main character of EPISODE VII, leading a galaxy-wide search party for Luke Skywalker. There was an emergency meeting to determine whether J.J. Abrams and company can realistically make their December 18, 2015 release date."

"If that takes six months, this means the studio would likely be forced to move the film to Memorial Day 2016."

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Ian Morbius
Potomac Greeting Card Company
#2 - 2014-06-23 23:09:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Ian Morbius
Get Well Soon! Harrison Ford.

Say, J.J Abrams needs some kind of alternate universe, or timeline in the storyline. Saved his ass in the past. Roll
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#3 - 2014-06-23 23:26:54 UTC
Ian Morbius wrote:
Get Well So! Harrison Ford.

Say, J.J Abrams needs some kind of alternate universe, or timeline in the storyline. Saved his ass in the past. Roll



Ditto on the get well wishes and the second comment literally made me laugh out loud. Luckily no one was around to hear it Bear
Ranzabar
Doomheim
#4 - 2014-06-23 23:56:15 UTC
Found Luke they did in a senior living galaxy far far away

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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#5 - 2014-06-24 05:47:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Webvan
"missa ganna try to send missa app for his job, take his place, no one ganna notice and da showin ganna goin on!"

Hano7keep the blaster loaded, don't hesitate, shoot first shoot straight, don't let them edit it out.

They'll probably CGI in a new Han.. just sayin, CGI Han Solo, eh? ? ? RollTwisted
Like Disney did in Tron Legacyhehehehehe
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I felt a great disturbance in the Farce, as if millions of gerbils suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#6 - 2014-06-24 06:31:57 UTC
Webvan wrote:

I felt a great disturbance in the Farce, as if millions of gerbils suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.


Dammit, were talking about Harrison Ford, not Richard Gere....



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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2014-06-24 06:58:24 UTC
This was God sending a message....

Star Wars was great, the 3 prequels ****** it up a bit but didn't destroy it.

Stop what you're doing, you'll only make things worse!

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Doreen Kaundur
#8 - 2014-06-24 14:54:16 UTC
It's good to know I'll see the Falcon again. That ship is a classic.

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#9 - 2014-06-24 16:11:36 UTC
how in the name of all that is holy hasn't someone made a break a leg joke yet....seriously people.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#10 - 2014-06-24 20:53:49 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
how in the name of all that is holy hasn't someone made a break a leg joke yet....seriously people.


Because.. he already broke his leg... so... its.. a ... bit.. late for the joke...

But its always a good time for a Richard Gere butt gerbil joke.. so.. yeah.

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-06-25 06:52:52 UTC
Surely the wonders of CGI can mask it.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#12 - 2014-06-25 19:22:13 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Surely the wonders of CGI can mask it.



Its JJ Abrams... he will be covering it with lens flares.

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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2014-06-26 08:59:34 UTC
Well after the last travesty, I've little doubt I'll regret watching this upcoming travesty. So I'm not too hurt that Harrison Ford might not be working on set for a while. I doubt it screws up any valuable plans other than anything Harrison Ford had planned in his personal time.

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-06-26 09:32:04 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Graygor wrote:
Surely the wonders of CGI can mask it.



Its JJ Abrams... he will be covering it with lens flares.


Ah so ford got one of those florescent casts? Cool.

Anyone else wonderig if theyll do a tron legacy and blue suit the old cast to look 30 years younger?

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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-06-30 22:40:30 UTC
I had a dream that I was with Harrison Ford on set when that happened. There was some guy working on a platform near the very high ceiling (we're talking some 25 meters up) and he had his toolbox placed precariously about a third of the way over the edge. He was a bit oblivious to everything until he noticed a stern look from a supervisor, so he moved his toolbox to safety. Then he went back to work. Something happened later and something came loose up near where he was working and it struck Harrison Ford in the leg-HARD. Then more things started coming loose and me and the super were trying to get Harrison Ford up and out of there, meanwhile ever larger and heavier debris were raining down at us.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#16 - 2014-06-30 23:15:27 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I had a dream that I was with Harrison Ford on set when that happened. There was some guy working on a platform near the very high ceiling (we're talking some 25 meters up) and he had his toolbox placed precariously about a third of the way over the edge. He was a bit oblivious to everything until he noticed a stern look from a supervisor, so he moved his toolbox to safety. Then he went back to work. Something happened later and something came loose up near where he was working and it struck Harrison Ford in the leg-HARD. Then more things started coming loose and me and the super were trying to get Harrison Ford up and out of there, meanwhile ever larger and heavier debris were raining down at us.



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Nose' Feliciano
#17 - 2014-06-30 23:43:12 UTC
I bet they'll try to CGI him in.

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Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
#18 - 2014-07-01 05:01:50 UTC
This is relevant:


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