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Dead Horse Topics

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Dhaq
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-06-24 14:21:40 UTC
Just for fun, what are some topics that have been beaten to death but still seem to get a token new thread made every few days. I'll start off when some I know.

AFK cloaking
Remove local
Ability to change skillpoints
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#2 - 2014-06-24 14:24:08 UTC
I'll go for low hanging fruit:

Hisec miner ganking

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 

Velicitia
XS Tech
#3 - 2014-06-24 14:25:02 UTC
[SP|remaps] for plex.
Fix [mining barges|exhumers|freighters|indys] because they're broken now
Return my T2 rigs because you made them useless with the afore-mentioned barge/indy/freighter changes
Hisec should be safe
"PVP" should be limited to low/null
[anything] because "think of the newbies!"

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia

Pix Severus
Empty You
#4 - 2014-06-24 14:25:18 UTC
Change character name
PLEX prices are too high
I quit because X

MTU Hunter: Latest Entry - June 12 2017 - Vocal Local 5

MTU Hunting 101: Comprehensive Guide

unidenify
Deaf Armada
#5 - 2014-06-24 14:26:10 UTC
New Order Mining Bumping
ISboxer
PLEX to SP exchange
Blue Donut
Anything related to goon
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#6 - 2014-06-24 14:27:14 UTC
One that apparently got beat to death as I have not seen a thread in years.

Stations need windows so I can see outside TwistedBig smile
Elmonky
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-06-24 14:27:27 UTC
in before the lock:


Eve is Dead
Hi Sec is Dead
Tinfoil is too expensive to make hats out of
Grr Goons
Moderation is too harsh
Grr Hi Sec
I'm Entitled to X - Please change the game to reflect this
Suicide ganking
Ganking
CODE Ganking
WAI R THAR NO RELIC SITEZ 111!!ONEONEELEVEN
Arla Sarain
#8 - 2014-06-24 14:32:11 UTC
75mm rail guns

Micro/Small Shield Extenders

Atron redesign

Gang links
Jade Blackwind
#9 - 2014-06-24 14:34:30 UTC
WiS, let's not forget the WiS, the most undead horse of them all.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#10 - 2014-06-24 14:34:58 UTC
Threads that are just requests for posters to add to a list

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

Myles Wong
The One's Who Matter
#11 - 2014-06-24 14:35:10 UTC
Everyone needs to play 'my' way cuz my killboardz are leet

Oh wait, thats the reply to most threads. nvm
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#12 - 2014-06-24 14:42:55 UTC
Grrr Not enough remaps. Big smile

Maybe remaps doesn't get beaten to death 5 times a week like the ISBoxer threads, but it does deserve a mention.

.

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.

Ezekiel Marr
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2014-06-24 14:46:51 UTC
ECM is broken fix it naow.
Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-06-24 14:50:23 UTC
Slade Trillgon wrote:
One that apparently got beat to death as I have not seen a thread in years.

Stations need windows so I can see outside TwistedBig smile

Actually was in F&I a week or two ago.
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#15 - 2014-06-24 14:53:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Belt Scout
Here's an idea. Once we get a decent sized topics list, we need some esteemed and highly skilled forum troll contributor (read Trippia, Ramona, UaE, etc...) to put them in order from most abused to least abused. Then we can focus on bringing the least abused ones up to speed. Twisted

It'll be fun AND it can be a nice little refresher course for Ezwal and LoF to play with.

Who says we don't create content? Big smile

.

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.

Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#16 - 2014-06-24 14:56:17 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Threads that are just requests for posters to add to a list


If it pleases and sparklesBig smile
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#17 - 2014-06-24 14:56:33 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Threads that are just requests for posters to add to a list


Not gonna lie, Ramona.

Another case of coffee>sinuses>nose. Shocked

Still love you though. Blink

Those Grrrrrr ISD threads.

Poor guys. Sad

Don't even get paid.

:sadfaceheadshakedisappointment:

CoolPirate

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Zaxix
State War Academy
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-06-24 14:57:11 UTC
Threads complaining about threads about complaining. It's so meta, it's meta.

Bokononist

 

Gully Alex Foyle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2014-06-24 15:03:19 UTC
T2 BPOs are unfair/should be removed/they're eating all my profits/QQQQQQQQ

Nerf caps/jump drives/titan bridges/actually just nerf any ship I currently cannot fly and/or afford

Remove non-consensual wardecs/introduce undeccable corps/yeah just a 'social' thing/no I CBA to create a chat channel

ANYTHING that some madman can find some absurd way to connect to 'but... but... it would be for the NEW players!!!'

Make space glamorous! Is EVE dying or not? Ask the EVE-O Death-o-meter!

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#20 - 2014-06-24 15:03:37 UTC
There's the weekly
"dear ccp, my sponges keep accumulating mold in between washes,
fix this or I will unsubscribe my eleventytwelvethousand accounts that I plex"
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