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What is the avatar above you thinking?

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Epiphaniess
Verboten Technologies
#81 - 2011-09-11 20:00:40 UTC
Damn that smell is back!!
Ice Pirateer
#82 - 2011-09-11 20:04:54 UTC
Did I lock the door when I left my quarters? no.... I'm sure I locked that door. ...unless I forgot to lock the door... in which case the door would be open... no. I'm positive I locked the door... or did I?

I sell drugs...
Epiphaniess
Verboten Technologies
#83 - 2011-09-11 20:09:37 UTC
What is that bright light? Mmmm...Must look...at...bright...l.i.gh.t...
Foodpimp
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#84 - 2011-09-12 02:00:25 UTC
Epiphaniess wrote:
What is that bright light? Mmmm...Must look...at...bright...l.i.gh.t...


Hello friend. I am Epiphaniess Esq., attorney to the royal family of Nigeria. My client has recently come into a large sum of funds, but due to domestic turmoils, it is necessary to move those assets to the United States. It has come to my attention that you are a person as can be depended upon for such a delicate matter......
CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
#85 - 2011-09-12 02:05:13 UTC
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

Lord Amaterasu
Aves Autem Obumbratio
#86 - 2011-09-12 02:09:37 UTC
CATPAIN KIRK wrote:
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.


Maxium warp... Now.

Long live the Empress Catiz of Amarr!!
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#87 - 2011-09-12 02:12:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Gogela
CAPTAIN RAMIUS wrote:
"We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills...."

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Mehrdad Kor-Azor
Doomheim
#88 - 2011-09-12 02:19:41 UTC
I can't believe this thread fell off the front page... again.
Foodpimp
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#89 - 2011-09-12 02:24:47 UTC
Mehrdad Kor-Azor wrote:
I can't believe this thread fell off the front page... again.




From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee....
Levarris Hawk
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#90 - 2011-09-12 02:30:02 UTC
Foodpimp wrote:
Mehrdad Kor-Azor wrote:
I can't believe this thread fell off the front page... again.




From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee....


It wasn't my baldness that got me slapped at the singles bar, it was my pickup line, offering to ram her at warp speed in her shuttle bay that made me go home alone and watch Wrath of Khan.
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#91 - 2011-09-12 02:48:20 UTC
Levarris Hawk wrote:


It wasn't my baldness that got me slapped at the singles bar, it was my pickup line, offering to ram her at warp speed in her shuttle bay that made me go home alone and watch Wrath of Khan.


Damn, I got to quit with the carrot juice diet... my cheeks are turning orange
Miyammato Musashi
Freeport Exploration
Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
#92 - 2011-09-12 02:50:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Miyammato Musashi
BILLYWITCHDOCTOR.COM wrote:
Arrrriiizzze chicken... chicken ariiizze. Ariiize chicken... SSH! We no talk of Ultra mega chicken. He is legend.


UPDATED: Better version ARRIIIZZZE CHICKEN!

I am a meat popsicle. 
Levarris Hawk
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#93 - 2011-09-12 02:51:22 UTC
Morganta wrote:
Levarris Hawk wrote:


It wasn't my baldness that got me slapped at the singles bar, it was my pickup line, offering to ram her at warp speed in her shuttle bay that made me go home alone and watch Wrath of Khan.


Damn, I got to quit with the carrot juice diet... my cheeks are turning orange


I almost killed myself when I was expelled from clown college.
Foodpimp
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#94 - 2011-09-12 02:55:07 UTC
Levarris Hawk wrote:
Morganta wrote:
Levarris Hawk wrote:


It wasn't my baldness that got me slapped at the singles bar, it was my pickup line, offering to ram her at warp speed in her shuttle bay that made me go home alone and watch Wrath of Khan.


Damn, I got to quit with the carrot juice diet... my cheeks are turning orange


I almost killed myself when I was expelled from clown college.


That's what I like about High School Girls. I keep getting older and they stay the same...oh yes they do....
Levarris Hawk
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#95 - 2011-09-12 02:57:48 UTC
Foodpimp wrote:
Levarris Hawk wrote:
Morganta wrote:
Levarris Hawk wrote:


It wasn't my baldness that got me slapped at the singles bar, it was my pickup line, offering to ram her at warp speed in her shuttle bay that made me go home alone and watch Wrath of Khan.


Damn, I got to quit with the carrot juice diet... my cheeks are turning orange


I almost killed myself when I was expelled from clown college.


That's what I like about High School Girls. I keep getting older and they stay the same...oh yes they do....


I sat in front of a school yesterday in a van that had Free Candy painted on it's side. No one took me up on the offer. Can't imagine why, I was just being generous.
Mehrdad Kor-Azor
Doomheim
#96 - 2011-09-12 03:04:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Mehrdad Kor-Azor
I try to be like Ray Charles with new sunglasses style. I do good?
Levarris Hawk
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#97 - 2011-09-12 03:06:57 UTC
Mehrdad Kor-Azor wrote:
I try to be like Ray Charles with new sunglasses style. I do good?


My goatee says I'm devious, but my tattoos say how many men I've slept with.
waferzankko
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#98 - 2011-09-12 04:02:59 UTC
Levarris Hawk wrote:
Mehrdad Kor-Azor wrote:
I try to be like Ray Charles with new sunglasses style. I do good?


My goatee says I'm devious, but my tattoos say how many men I've slept with.


deep thinking.
Mehrdad Kor-Azor
Doomheim
#99 - 2011-09-12 04:37:59 UTC
"Oooh, this monocle is just like a kaleidoscope!!!"
Levarris Hawk
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#100 - 2011-09-12 05:31:22 UTC
Mehrdad Kor-Azor wrote:
"Oooh, this monocle is just like a kaleidoscope!!!"


As a matter of fact, I remember this one time I jammed a Kaleidoscope up my....