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Loan required: 300m @ 6% interest over 2 months

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MurderSurgeon
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-06-22 20:37:04 UTC
I promise, I will try my very hardest to wipe my ass with your isk. In all likelihood I will not even log in as much half the time, and when it comes time to pay you back I'll just send the principal back and bum the interest amount off a corpmate.

Please, the growing odor of my unwiped ass is beginning to become a social problem for me. I need your help. I need, your isk.
Loraine Gess
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
#2 - 2014-06-22 21:30:27 UTC
How will you wipe? Under-over, or?....

It is important you answer this in detail before we can begin to talk about sending you such a vast sum.
Awkward Sanchez
Awkward Honesty Inc.
#3 - 2014-06-22 21:36:04 UTC
Dont wipe around the front or you'll risk bladder infection.

Awkward Honesty. the only mutually profitable scam in eve.
MurderSurgeon
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-06-22 22:17:36 UTC  |  Edited by: MurderSurgeon
Preferably the isk wiping will begin with rapid swiping motions downward and out the curve of the crack, followed by a vigorous scrubbing deep inside, and ending with a Scrooge McDuck style jump off a diving board into a pool of the remaining isk to rinse any leftovers away.
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#5 - 2014-06-25 22:06:52 UTC
Various rather vulgar replies come to mind, but lets keep this civil.

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