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Making Omelettes OR Hunting for the Crystal Egg [pod KM LOLz]

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Officer Nyota Uhura
#21 - 2011-12-03 07:05:32 UTC
So this is the reason I've seen so many corpses around lately.
Pod Popping Podder
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2011-12-04 05:57:37 UTC
I recommend this service.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2011-12-04 08:32:34 UTC

You guys are pretty lame.
And pretty boring.
And not even professional.

Quote:
Being chased by the faction police is quite a consequence actually


No it's not. The only real consequence they have is people shooting their own pods.

Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2011-12-04 09:03:46 UTC

btw ... why don't you have your pod losses on your killboard ?
Pod Hater
#25 - 2011-12-04 09:55:55 UTC
I don't lose them.

I hate pods.

Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2011-12-04 10:57:20 UTC

Well, maybe you don't ... but a few others definitly do. ^^
Hulk Basher
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2011-12-05 19:54:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Hulk Basher
Aqriue wrote:
Still think the pod killmail "buff" is a bad idea.  Before, there really was no reason to pod someone other then if you want to cause you didn't know what was in side.  Now they just do it, cause its easy, cheap as hell while zero ******* risk to the guy pulling the trigger vs a pod (shouldn't risk be for both players involved? nobody is a lone wolf, we are all sheep in EVE), and it bloats that killboard just as much as mental fellatio to their epeen.

I would laugh my ass off if CCP could brainfart the idea "P2W charge" for popping pods.  Think how much more income CCP could make by charging an extra $0.25 USD micro transaction on top of the monthly subscription for the privilege to pad your own ego.

So who killed your pod while you used autopilot?

Also I already pay CCP for the privilege to harvest your tears.
Hulk Basher
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2011-12-05 19:59:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Hulk Basher
I like it when they don't all get butte hurt too. 

Quote:


2011.12.03 07:15
Re: Services Rendered
From: Ki Anna
To: Hulk Basher
INBOX
Well played. With so many other features added to the game, I didn't think about the implications of adding implants to kill logs as far as high sec ganks. Congratulations on the kill.

The implants for the attributes that I am currently training will be replaced (just two this year). I am unlikely to replace the other implants, as they were for a setup that I no longer use. I just haven't bothered to replace them with implants optimized for my current setup. 

The email is a nice touch. Hopefully you can harvest many tears. Of course to ensure the best possible service, you will need to post highlights on the forums. I look forward to reading them.

Happy hunting,
Ki Anna


Services Rendered
From: Hulk Basher
Sent: 2011.12.03 07:00
To: Ki Anna, 

In order the give you the highest quality gank we ask that you please rate your gank from 1 to 10 (10 being best) so that we may serve you better.

How likely are you to replace the Implants?

How can we improve our service?


He lost 1.1B in implants.
Barakkus
#29 - 2011-12-05 20:08:38 UTC
I wish this had been in earlier, last guy I podded was really mad, wish I knew what was in his head.

http://youtu.be/yytbDZrw1jc

Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2011-12-05 20:20:48 UTC
SkullKid wrote:
So you sit in high-sec space waisting time killing pods belonging to random players for no profit, hoping to catch someone with expencive implants,. pathetic

but yeah,. ppl do what they want how they want to,. dont rly care,. im just allrdy tired of these " brag ? " threads about pods being kamakazid after the update.

i mean u dont even know the players your podding,. i enjoy podding my enemies and i love the pod km´s for that but hey,. get a life ( in eve )









U MAD?

I'm back!

Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2011-12-05 20:23:34 UTC
Even if you're negative ten like me, you can just dive into highsec with a thrasher and continue to gank.... Its much more fun that way.

I'm back!

Hulk Basher
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2011-12-06 05:24:24 UTC
Quote:
Re: Survey (Win Back Your Corpse)From: Hulk Basher
To: Ragna Valdr



Might want to check that again, you had over 800m isk in implants.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14731009


Re: Survey (Win Back Your Corpse)
From: Ragna Valdr
Sent: 2011.12.05 22:54
To: Hulk Basher

my clone had no implants...:)


Survey (Win Back Your Corpse)
From: Hulk Basher
Sent: 2011.12.04 17:44
To: Ragna Valdr,

In order the give you the highest quality gank we ask that you please rate your gank from 1 to 10 (10 being best) so that we may serve you better.

How likely are you to replace the Implants?

How can we improve our service?
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#33 - 2011-12-06 16:42:34 UTC
I will don my Great Karnak hat and predict the future....


Nobody will argue with the need to be careful and not go auto piloting with an expensive head.
After a while, we will see pods getting bombed in missions or at gates, even if not AFK/Autopilot. This will happen after the careless people learn not to go into autopilot with an expensive set.
However waiting for a mission ship to pop or going disco on a gate would still be considered worthwhile if the goal is to "destroy ISK" meaning that the destruction of the so-called Chrystal set or Virtue set is way beyond the cost of the ship loss.

This will persist for some time, and the sociopaths will blame the victim (it's your fault for not spamming warp, you noob! Marsha Marsha Marsha!!!!!1!).

CCP will notice that their sandbox has more kids taking the pale and shovel and bonking other kids over the heads with it, then pointing and laughing, and making the sandbox more about that than about sand.

Changes will reflect this. How? More security status hit for podding? Perhaps gates to high sec simply not responding to players with low status? Tougher pods? Weapons disruption zones around gates? Who knows?

And finally, the people in in this thread relishing about these current ideas will be emoraging, doing the bitter vet shuffle, claiming they are unsubbing their 100 accounts though which they singlehandedly kept CCP from being devoured by a volcano, CCP is ruining the world one MMO at a time, along with the usual trappings of neckbeardery and nerdrage.

Nothing new really.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Derkata
#34 - 2011-12-06 20:26:20 UTC
Hulk Basher wrote:
Quote:
Re: Survey (Win Back Your Corpse)From: Hulk Basher
To: Ragna Valdr



Might want to check that again, you had over 800m isk in implants.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14731009


Re: Survey (Win Back Your Corpse)
From: Ragna Valdr
Sent: 2011.12.05 22:54
To: Hulk Basher

my clone had no implants...:)


Survey (Win Back Your Corpse)
From: Hulk Basher
Sent: 2011.12.04 17:44
To: Ragna Valdr,

In order the give you the highest quality gank we ask that you please rate your gank from 1 to 10 (10 being best) so that we may serve you better.

How likely are you to replace the Implants?

How can we improve our service?



Now THAT is just funny. He should keep up with the patch notes.
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