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Magnus Cortex
Ginger Industrial Solutions
#41 - 2014-06-19 19:05:14 UTC
FuryBot is diligently scouring the Wildstar forums for offtopic posts.
ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#42 - 2014-06-19 19:52:56 UTC
Amount of faith: 1/10 █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ LoFBot™ 1.0.1

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Spam is defined as the repetitive posting of the same topic or nonsensical post that has no substance and is often designed to annoy other forum users. This can include the words “first”, “go back to [insert other game name]” and other such posts that contribute no value to forum discussion. Spamming also includes the posting of ASCII art within a forum post.


Funniness has little to do with interpretation of that rule.

That said, I have no information of why any forum user does/doesn't post. Your best bet is to ask him yourself using an Eve Mail.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#43 - 2014-06-19 20:01:04 UTC
While its obvious that FuryBot™ v.86 is more popular than the more efficient LoFBot™ 1.0.1, I do have some small insight on the matter.

I do remember some time ago when last FuryBot™ went offline for an extended period of time that his patch notes mentioned that during the summer He spent more time in RL, collected kittens for ritual sacrifices and generally spent time talking about himself in the third person.

Until his program is brought back online, we will just have to deal with LoFBot™ 1.0.1 and EzwalBot™ 1.2.4 as a mainstay, sometimes utilizing BarsterBot™ 1.3, and making due with SupogoBot™ .03 in its pre-alpha state.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#44 - 2014-06-19 20:24:10 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
EzwalBot™ 1.2.4


I could have sworn that we had moved up to 1.3.0 Release Candidate, due to the rapid response times as of late.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#45 - 2014-06-19 20:37:35 UTC
E-2C Hawkeye wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
E-2C Hawkeye wrote:

OMG you have to be one of those liberal's that believe because you don’t want to read it no one else should be able to also.

Is someone forcing you to read the thread or for that matter comment on it?

Don't like it? Don’t read it and GTFO.


Whilst I entirely agree with your sentiment that just because it doesn't match Benny's sophisticated taste doesn't make its bad, Im not sure you know what the word "liberal" means if you think it means people who censor stuff because they dont like it.

That would be the opposite

ElQuirko wrote:


You don't understand the term "liberal", do you?


Dang, you got there first

Yes I am well aware of what a liberal is. They believe many things and like Ben they believe because they find something to be not good or of poor value then you shouldnt have the option to make up your own mind so they will make it up for you to save you the time to make all things better. AKA DEMOCRATE

You son of a [expletive], I nearly had my kids asleep , now the're roaring laughing with me.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#46 - 2014-06-19 20:42:57 UTC
Domanique Altares wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
EzwalBot™ 1.2.4


I could have sworn that we had moved up to 1.3.0 Release Candidate, due to the rapid response times as of late.


Unfortunately the family of ISDBots™ aren't held to the same rapid release schedule as the rest of CCP products. Its really sad to see that management will add more psssssshhhhhh to mundane things, once again buff mining barges or break things that aren't broken instead of giving the love to the ISDBots™ as needed.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#47 - 2014-06-19 21:05:08 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Domanique Altares wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
EzwalBot™ 1.2.4


I could have sworn that we had moved up to 1.3.0 Release Candidate, due to the rapid response times as of late.


Unfortunately the family of ISDBots™ aren't held to the same rapid release schedule as the rest of CCP products. Its really sad to see that management will add more psssssshhhhhh to mundane things, once again buff mining barges or break things that aren't broken instead of giving the love to the ISDBots™ as needed.


I dunno.

With EshtirBot™ 3.0 reaching retirement, we may see a full new release of the EzwalBot™. I would expect EzwalBot™ 2.0: Vice-Admiral Edition.

Shocked

This is merely speculation, of course.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Solecist Project
#48 - 2014-06-19 21:33:06 UTC
My knee hurts really bad when I have my leg bent for too long. :(

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#49 - 2014-06-19 21:36:01 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
With EshtirBot™ 3.0 reaching retirement, we may see a full new release of the EzwalBot™. I would expect EzwalBot™ 2.0: Vice-Admiral Edition.


The real question is: Is this the new enhanced version of the vessel we always wanted.. or merely a cosmetic micro-transaction skin?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Marsha Mallow
#50 - 2014-06-19 21:38:42 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
My knee hurts really bad when I have my leg bent for too long. :(

Stop sticking your bum in the air all the time then, VanityBot Roll

EzwalBot™ 2.0: Vice-Admiral Edition might be able to gag us before we wiggle fingers. Better get as much in as possible before the Apocalypse.

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2014-06-19 21:50:47 UTC
I just saw Doc greeting shoppers at Walmart. I asked him where I could find a power drill and he told me:
-->Home Depot

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#52 - 2014-06-19 21:51:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Seraph Essael
Lies and slander! See my signature then it will be obvious. He's clearly gone to collect kittens...

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#53 - 2014-06-19 22:06:56 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
I just saw Doc greeting shoppers at Walmart. I asked him where I could find a power drill and he told me:
-->Home Depot

Walmart doesn't carry power drills?

Maybe he glitched or something
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2014-06-19 22:10:00 UTC
Rowells wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
I just saw Doc greeting shoppers at Walmart. I asked him where I could find a power drill and he told me:
-->Home Depot

Walmart doesn't carry power drills?

Maybe he glitched or something

FuryBot does not redirect to the same forum. You might call it a programming limitation, but that's a philosophical discussion..

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Lila Merle
Paper Cats
#55 - 2014-06-19 22:17:05 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
E-2C Hawkeye wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
E-2C Hawkeye wrote:

OMG you have to be one of those liberal's that believe because you don’t want to read it no one else should be able to also.

Is someone forcing you to read the thread or for that matter comment on it?

Don't like it? Don’t read it and GTFO.


Whilst I entirely agree with your sentiment that just because it doesn't match Benny's sophisticated taste doesn't make its bad, Im not sure you know what the word "liberal" means if you think it means people who censor stuff because they dont like it.

That would be the opposite

ElQuirko wrote:


You don't understand the term "liberal", do you?


Dang, you got there first

Yes I am well aware of what a liberal is. They believe many things and like Ben they believe because they find something to be not good or of poor value then you shouldnt have the option to make up your own mind so they will make it up for you to save you the time to make all things better. AKA DEMOCRATE

You son of a [expletive], I nearly had my kids asleep , now the're roaring laughing with me.


I wonder if he understands why we are mocking his parochial interpretation of what 'liberal' and 'democrat' mean?
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#56 - 2014-06-20 03:53:33 UTC
Furybot was moved to a different forum and then locked there by ISD Ezwal.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2014-06-20 04:12:47 UTC
Well, I can see no one missed me. **** you guys. Also, good to be back.

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Solecist Project
#58 - 2014-06-20 11:07:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
Marsha Mallow wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
My knee hurts really bad when I have my leg bent for too long. :(

Stop sticking your bum in the air all the time then, VanityBot Roll

EzwalBot™ 2.0: Vice-Admiral Edition might be able to gag us before we wiggle fingers. Better get as much in as possible before the Apocalypse.

Look who is jealous because nobody wants a piece of her ass. *snickers* xD

Though I think you're good looking and I'd actually take a bite, ;)
if you weren't such a ***** sometimes. :p

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Solecist Project
#59 - 2014-06-20 11:11:14 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
Well, I can see no one missed me. **** you guys. Also, good to be back.

I noticed your absence...

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#60 - 2014-06-20 11:45:12 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Jake Warbird wrote:
Well, I can see no one missed me. **** you guys. Also, good to be back.

I noticed your absence...

<3

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.