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Kim Jong-Un Mans A Soviet Submarine That's Been Obsolete Since 1961

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#1 - 2014-06-19 16:45:53 UTC
This guy is always good for some comic relief. Their submarine fleet doesn't sound very practical. Noisy diesel engines and torpedoes with 4-mile range. Versus silent modern subs with 21-mile range torpedoes. Seems about like trying to use a stealth bomber fit with autocannons and no cloak.

Gratuitous comments:
-Couldn't they have scraped the rust and repainted before Dear Leader visited? Is the North Korean navy lazy?
-I like the fourth photo down. It looks like the admirals are trying to take his order for breakfast.

Kim Jong-Un Mans A Soviet Submarine That's Been Obsolete Since 1961
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#2 - 2014-06-19 16:54:29 UTC
Its still stupidly effective and dangerous for sinking unarmed ships if they ever get cocky enough. But you can probably forget about trying to stay hidden from the modern hydrophones that the US and South Korea has.

If it was a modern or recently modern diesel-electric then it would be cause for for concern as those are crazy quiet and would actually have a good chance of striking a warship.
Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#3 - 2014-06-19 17:24:01 UTC
Gotta love that lil kim is teaching the captain how to navigate. lol @ clumsy propaganda :D Like to know what that captain was really thinking.



Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#4 - 2014-06-19 17:29:37 UTC
Vortexo VonBrenner wrote:
Gotta love that lil kim is teaching the captain how to navigate. lol @ clumsy propaganda :D Like to know what that captain was really thinking.






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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#5 - 2014-06-19 17:42:18 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
I like the fourth photo down. It looks like the admirals are trying to take his order for breakfast.
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Ila Dace
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Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-06-19 19:06:19 UTC
The group photo is the funniest. The two Admiral's to Un's right (viewer left)... The closer bumped the further for the shot. The bumpee is shooting him a look like "in your sleep, you rat..."

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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#7 - 2014-06-19 20:34:24 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Its still stupidly effective and dangerous for sinking unarmed ships if they ever get cocky enough. But you can probably forget about trying to stay hidden from the modern hydrophones that the US and South Korea has.

If it was a modern or recently modern diesel-electric then it would be cause for for concern as those are crazy quiet and would actually have a good chance of striking a warship.

They already have, Mar 2010 - NK sub torpedoes Cheonan warship, 46 sailors killed. They're just expanding their fleet. As long as you have good intel (likely has modern electronics), you just set up an ambush point in the lane ahead. It should still be relatively quiet to ride through the thermals to the staging location, then hold dead in the water until the target approaches. Blow ballast up and splash some fish. Pretty much any surface target is game, won't know what hit them until forensics, the Cheonan didn't see it coming. The only limitation would be facing a modern attack sub, or even a boomer. But you don't need to maneuver to get a shot off on a surface ship, just know where to be.

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#8 - 2014-06-19 20:43:03 UTC
Webvan wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:
Its still stupidly effective and dangerous for sinking unarmed ships if they ever get cocky enough. But you can probably forget about trying to stay hidden from the modern hydrophones that the US and South Korea has.

If it was a modern or recently modern diesel-electric then it would be cause for for concern as those are crazy quiet and would actually have a good chance of striking a warship.

They already have, Mar 2010 - NK sub torpedoes Cheonan warship, 46 sailors killed. They're just expanding their fleet. As long as you have good intel (likely has modern electronics), you just set up an ambush point in the lane ahead. It should still be relatively quiet to ride through the thermals to the staging location, then hold dead in the water until the target approaches. Blow ballast up and splash some fish. Pretty much any surface target is game, won't know what hit them until forensics, the Cheonan didn't see it coming. The only limitation would be facing a modern attack sub, or even a boomer. But you don't need to maneuver to get a shot off on a surface ship, just know where to be.


Oh **** I forgot about that.

Yeah, diesel electric subs are scary.
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#9 - 2014-06-19 21:50:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Webvan
Well the article doesn't bother to mention that little fact Blink it's more funny, confusing, even propagandic in a way. Reading it now, at least they mentioned that it would have a difficult time vs a modern sub, though I think the range of a harpoon is irrelevant here in that matter, since you still need to detect it first. Yeah we have sonar nets to detect them, but they are still limited.

"Western experts stubbornly point out its inability to sink enemy vessels" (who? inability?) - "with its noisy and easily detectable diesel engine" (wat?). See, I don't understand that... They don't do anything really different than a modern nuclear-reactor sub, both are capable of running silent under the surface. Diesel-electric runs on batteries, and probably better batteries than originally produced for this model. The article doesn't even mention that this is a diesel-electric boat, not just a diesel boat. The only drawback is operational range, were nuclear subs don't need to surface and charge. But for small regional operations they don't show much difference as far as keeping their stealth it would seem, at least regarding the power-plant.

However, the biggest factor is probably hull design and propeller design. You get a clunky designed sub out of the thermal layers, it'll be more easily detected if in motion from the cavitation etc. More the case when facing a modern attack sub, the old hull and prop of the boat would be screaming out to be easily targeted... well less than screaming but far more easily targeted if moving just considering it's older design and nothing to do with being diesel-'electric'. But yeah, absolutely, they are a threat, no doubt about that, and considering that they have already done this against a military surface ship using a diesel-electric (though that incident was most likely the Yono-class but probably due to it having a longer submerged range ~50nm).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeo-class_submarine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_North_Korean_ships

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Evei Shard
Shard Industries
#10 - 2014-06-20 18:23:37 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Its still stupidly effective and dangerous for sinking unarmed ships if they ever get cocky enough.


If they aren't using scouts and intel, it's their own fa..oh wait, this is OOPE

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#11 - 2014-06-20 19:14:41 UTC
Vortexo VonBrenner wrote:
Gotta love that lil kim is teaching the captain how to navigate. lol @ clumsy propaganda :D Like to know what that captain was really thinking.



Probably the same thing people thought when another Great Leader declared "Mission accomplished"......

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Doreen Kaundur
#12 - 2014-06-20 21:23:07 UTC
Nerath Naaris wrote:
Vortexo VonBrenner wrote:
Gotta love that lil kim is teaching the captain how to navigate. lol @ clumsy propaganda :D Like to know what that captain was really thinking.



Probably the same thing people thought when another Great Leader declared "Mission accomplished"......



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Riyria Twinpeaks
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-06-21 05:19:35 UTC
Vortexo VonBrenner wrote:
Gotta love that lil kim is teaching the captain how to navigate. lol @ clumsy propaganda :D Like to know what that captain was really thinking.





I guess that's what's happening to people after a while when nobody dares to tell them when they're being stupid.
BLACK-STAR
#14 - 2014-06-21 09:25:09 UTC
If Kim has any intelligent officers at all, they would inform great leader that modern submarines have wire-guided torpedoes over 100km+/60mi+ range and nuclear powered and atomically armed.

Classy.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#15 - 2014-06-21 12:22:38 UTC
Highly relevant.

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Meiyang Lee
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#16 - 2014-06-21 13:08:41 UTC
To be honest, if the tubes on that thing are standard Russian 533mm ones (which seems likely), they could just replace it's torpedoes with Export versions of the Skval, get more range, and be more lethal. Though the downside would be that you need to actually point your sub in the direction you want them to go, as Skvals do travel at 200 knots and only have a 10-15 mile range.
Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2014-06-21 14:03:16 UTC
Well, if one of those is sitting on the bottom, running silent in a perfect impersonation of a derelict, and something gets closer than 4 miles...

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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#18 - 2014-06-21 21:47:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Brujo Loco
Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#19 - 2014-06-22 01:40:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Kitty Bear
BLACK-STAR wrote:
If Kim has any intelligent officers at all, they would inform great leader that modern submarines have wire-guided torpedoes over 100km+/60mi+ range and nuclear powered and atomically armed.

Classy.


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Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#20 - 2014-06-22 02:46:06 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
This guy is always good for some comic relief. Their submarine fleet doesn't sound very practical. Noisy diesel engines and torpedoes with 4-mile range. Versus silent modern subs with 21-mile range torpedoes. Seems about like trying to use a stealth bomber fit with autocannons and no cloak.

Gratuitous comments:
-Couldn't they have scraped the rust and repainted before Dear Leader visited? Is the North Korean navy lazy?
-I like the fourth photo down. It looks like the admirals are trying to take his order for breakfast.

Kim Jong-Un Mans A Soviet Submarine That's Been Obsolete Since 1961


Funny thing, Diesel subs can turn their engines off and go completely silent, while nuclear ones cannot. Don't underestimate older design subs, there is a reason most European navies went with diesel. They keep sneaking past the Americans in war games.
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