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How do I make ships explode? I've never shot one

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Prince Sanguine
#1 - 2014-06-18 03:08:28 UTC
Well?

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Garandras
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-06-18 03:14:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Garandras
you right click on your ship and select self destruct

*Edit* you will need to be undocked at the time
Prince Sanguine
#3 - 2014-06-18 03:17:34 UTC
Garandras wrote:
you right click on your ship and select self destruct

*Edit* you will need to be undocked at the time


No, no. I meant other ships. You should let me blow you up.

Everytime you read this you are required to send 100 million isk directly to me.
captain foivos
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-06-18 03:29:00 UTC
You can blow me.
L'ouris
Have Naught Subsidiaries
#5 - 2014-06-18 03:41:08 UTC
I'd start with shooting one and working it out from there.....
BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
#6 - 2014-06-18 03:45:14 UTC
You acknowledge that James 315 is the savior of hisec and become an Agent of the CODE

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#7 - 2014-06-18 04:00:56 UTC
Put pointy end in bad guy, repeat until you have reached desired effect.





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Prince Sanguine
#8 - 2014-06-18 04:02:51 UTC
But what if i lose my ship? I'm scared. No one has ever shot me.

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Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#9 - 2014-06-18 04:03:03 UTC
There should be Darwin Awards for dumb ways to start a thread.
ZAKURELL0 LINDA
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2014-06-18 04:12:23 UTC
Prince Sanguine wrote:
Garandras wrote:
you right click on your ship and select self destruct

*Edit* you will need to be undocked at the time


No, no. I meant other ships. You should let me blow you up.

get to null sec, eject, watch the ship getting blown up, and then podex home Smile

RIP Iron Lady
Garandras
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-06-18 04:16:12 UTC
In the end its the same as shooting a rat

but if you are in high the PoPo will shoot you.. if in low to Null they are likely to shoot back at you
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#12 - 2014-06-18 04:24:02 UTC
Garandras wrote:
In the end its the same as shooting a rat

but if you are in high the PoPo will shoot you.. if in low to Null they are likely to shoot back at you

Just check his killboard.

The thread is not what it seems.
Prince Sanguine
#13 - 2014-06-18 04:51:30 UTC
Garandras wrote:
In the end its the same as shooting a rat

but if you are in high the PoPo will shoot you.. if in low to Null they are likely to shoot back at you


What is better for fights? Low or null. I'm scared of both.

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-06-18 04:55:48 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Put pointy end in bad guy, repeat until you have reached desired effect.

Note to self: get my mind out of the gutter.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Serene Repose
#15 - 2014-06-18 05:01:41 UTC
Prince Sanguine wrote:
Garandras wrote:
you right click on your ship and select self destruct
*Edit* you will need to be undocked at the time

No, no. I meant other ships. You should let me blow you up.
You should blow up your girlfriend. I'm sure she's inflatable.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Prince Sanguine
#16 - 2014-06-18 05:17:20 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:
Prince Sanguine wrote:
Garandras wrote:
you right click on your ship and select self destruct
*Edit* you will need to be undocked at the time

No, no. I meant other ships. You should let me blow you up.
You should blow up your girlfriend. I'm sure she's inflatable.


Pshh, I bought a real doll. Those inflatable ones popped too easily when I choked them

Everytime you read this you are required to send 100 million isk directly to me.
Dominus Tempus
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2014-06-18 05:24:27 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Put pointy end in bad guy, repeat until you have reached desired effect.

Note to self: get my mind out of the gutter.

Shame on you, Sibyll.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2014-06-18 05:25:32 UTC
Prince Sanguine wrote:
I've never shot one


Asked and answered.

/thread

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Garandras
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2014-06-18 05:54:22 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:

Just check his killboard.

The thread is not what it seems.


I see, glad I didn't bother with serious answers =D

next question Troll or RMT idiot?
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#20 - 2014-06-18 06:19:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
Garandras wrote:
next question Troll or RMT idiot?

Liar isn't something I normally like to think about anyone, but the statement "I've never shot one" is not a true representation of the evidence available.

I'll just go with the thread was just for a harmless troll.
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