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Results of the ATXII Late Entry Signups and Drawing

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CCP Fozzie
C C P
C C P Alliance
#1 - 2014-06-16 13:43:22 UTC  |  Edited by: CCP Fozzie
Hey everyone. We received eight eligible entries for the late signup period. We also had one team from the original group request to drop out due to unforeseen events. So we randomly selected two teams from the eight latecomer entries to fill the last two spots in Alliance Tournament XII.

Our successful latecomer teams are:

The Fearless Empire

and

Surely You're Joking

We've accepted their contracts and rejected the others so the other late entries all have their PLEX back. Congrats to the lucky alliances.

Now that we've got the formalities out of the way, time for the moment you've all been waiting for; the Knock Knock Jokes!

Quote:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


Quote:
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow...Moooo

Editor's Note: Yes this is the second interrupting cow in the first two entries, but note that in this case it appears that the person answering the door is preemptively interrupting the interrupting cow. That's some impressive initiative.

Quote:
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Kahn.
Khan who?
Khan-dom broke! I hope you’re on the pill


Quote:
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Art.
Art Who?
Art illary gives better alphas


Quote:
Knock Knock...
(Who's there?)
Doris.
(Doris who?)
Doris locked BECAUSE IT LEADS TO NOWHERE!


Quote:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for entering the tournament.


Quote:
Bok, bok.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Just chicken to see who's there!


Quote:
knock-knock
(who's there?)
in-curs-ion
(in-curs-ion who?)
In-curs-ion you didn't notice, site payouts haven't changed in a very very long time and are not in line with plex-flation!


And honorable mention goes to Capqu of Pasta Syndicate, who had already secured their spot but submitted a knock knock joke anyways:

Quote:
Knock knock?
Who's there?

...15 seconds later

Hello?

...20 seconds later

Rapid Light Missiles

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Theon Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-06-16 14:30:21 UTC
Congratulations to the two teams who got in, commiserations to the rest, as well as the team that needed to drop out (secretly I hope they were a really tough team Blink).
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#3 - 2014-06-16 15:18:12 UTC
I find it a little sad that the only good and imaginative knock-knock joke in that list was from the team that had already secured a spot in the tournament. Lol

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Treborr MintingtonJr
S.N.O.T
S.N.O.T.
#4 - 2014-06-16 16:56:30 UTC
That rapid light missiles one is awesome.
Aliventi
Rattini Tribe
Minmatar Fleet Alliance
#5 - 2014-06-16 18:09:48 UTC
Which 6 teams did not get in?
Theon Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-06-16 19:19:32 UTC
Also which teams do we have to blame for which jokes?
Caius Sivaris
Dark Nexxus
#7 - 2014-06-16 22:29:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Caius Sivaris
Aliventi wrote:
Which 6 teams did not get in?


We are one.

Theon Severasse wrote:
Also which teams do we have to blame for which jokes?


I was "Justin".
Garandras
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-06-17 03:27:14 UTC
Caius Sivaris wrote:


I was "Justin".


I did enjoy that one
J A Aloysiusz
Risk Breakers
SONS of BANE
#9 - 2014-06-17 05:57:57 UTC
Oh no, SYJ is in the tourney? Surely, you're joking! Well this is exciting...
Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2014-06-17 17:09:41 UTC
Holy crap. There's bad jokes, and then there's REALLY bad jokes, and then there's those. The khan dome one made me cringe the hardest.
GordonO
BURN EDEN
#11 - 2014-06-17 22:19:35 UTC
I hope the SYJ team capture and post their matches with fleet commentary.. Listening to Pell scream like a little girl in a fight is most pleasing .. hehe GL..

... What next ??
Arya Regnar
Darwins Right Hand
#12 - 2014-06-23 15:21:56 UTC
Rapid light missiles Lol

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Bradford Clear
West Indian Dope Smoking Team
The Big Blue
#13 - 2014-07-05 11:43:50 UTC
Pell scream like a girl.. no never :]
I'll try my best to record every match.

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