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Is there a market for prostitutes?
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Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#41 - 2014-06-14 13:05:56 UTC
Lido Seahawk wrote:
Folks with prostitutes and/or erotic dancers in their hangars should have a 50% chance of this happening to them. Twisted


My sluts are all unionised.

They get free health care and creche facilities and holiday pay as well as full medical

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Pix Severus
Empty You
#42 - 2014-06-14 13:13:09 UTC
Took this screenshot a while ago.

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Solecist Project
#43 - 2014-06-14 13:21:52 UTC
Pix Severus wrote:
Took this screenshot a while ago.

Such a great idea, executed in such a horrible fashion.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#44 - 2014-06-14 13:22:45 UTC
Pix Severus wrote:
Took this screenshot a while ago.


Ruined any chance of it ever being a thing now

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Solecist Project
#45 - 2014-06-14 13:26:39 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Pix Severus wrote:
Took this screenshot a while ago.


Ruined any chance of it ever being a thing now

How so?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#46 - 2014-06-14 13:29:44 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Pix Severus wrote:
Took this screenshot a while ago.


Ruined any chance of it ever being a thing now

How so?

I cant even think of it without seeing that screenshot

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Solecist Project
#47 - 2014-06-14 13:38:42 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Pix Severus wrote:
Took this screenshot a while ago.


Ruined any chance of it ever being a thing now

How so?

I cant even think of it without seeing that screenshot

Replace it with my image. ;)

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#48 - 2014-06-14 13:39:56 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Pix Severus wrote:
Took this screenshot a while ago.


Ruined any chance of it ever being a thing now

How so?

I cant even think of it without seeing that screenshot

Replace it with my image. ;)


That is better

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#49 - 2014-06-14 14:32:59 UTC  |  Edited by: JC Anderson
Aha! THIS was the corp that used to run the ISK based subscription EVE themed erotic (p word gets censored) site.

And an old article on them from 2006. Wow I didn't realize it had been that long.
Bridgette d'Iberville
Better Killing Through Chemistry
#50 - 2014-06-14 14:45:54 UTC
Pix Severus wrote:
Took this screenshot a while ago.


She's apparently trying to pay her way through Republic University.

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#51 - 2014-06-14 14:55:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
JC Anderson wrote:
Aha! THIS was the corp that used to run the ISK based subscription EVE themed erotic (p word gets censored) site.

And an old article on them from 2006. Wow I didn't realize it had been that long.

I seem to remember raising an eyebrow some years ago to something vaguely sounding like this, pre CCPBrainSlug® when i thought (correctly as it turns outBlink) all mmorpg'rs were lunatics.

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Jur Tissant
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#52 - 2014-06-14 15:55:33 UTC
I once made a few million carting exotic dancers from one region to another.

I also keep a male exotic dancer in my ship to make for an interesting killmail.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#53 - 2014-06-14 15:57:31 UTC
Jur Tissant wrote:

I also keep a male exotic dancer in my ship to make for an interesting killmail.


Confirmed; "interesting" now means "a dead horse that has been beaten so hard, it less resembles an equine and more a sort of a browny-red hairy paste sprinkled with bone-dust and fragments of hoof"

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#54 - 2014-06-14 16:25:30 UTC
Ramona, you might be able to innovate a little in this space. I'm thinking about a prostitution subscription service. Girl shows up at your door 3 nights a week with vodka, food, and lube. Maybe a different girl each night. Whatever. Just let me set a sex schedule and bill me monthly. Also, she needs to be able to do laundry and clean the kitchen after I cook dinner.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#55 - 2014-06-14 16:31:08 UTC
Glathull wrote:
Ramona, you might be able to innovate a little in this space. I'm thinking about a prostitution subscription service. Girl shows up at your door 3 nights a week with vodka, food, and lube. Maybe a different girl each night. Whatever. Just let me set a sex schedule and bill me monthly. Also, she needs to be able to do laundry and clean the kitchen after I cook dinner.


Im not quite sure what part of that you are asking me to innovate?

Also, you would need to list limits and preferences.

My employees dont do vanilla btw.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#56 - 2014-06-14 16:33:18 UTC
Glathull wrote:
Ramona, you might be able to innovate a little in this space. I'm thinking about a prostitution subscription service. Girl shows up at your door 3 nights a week with vodka, food, and lube. Maybe a different girl each night. Whatever. Just let me set a sex schedule and bill me monthly. Also, she needs to be able to do laundry and clean the kitchen after I cook dinner.

Shockedaaaaaaaaaaaand i'm out.

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Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#57 - 2014-06-14 16:46:30 UTC
Ugh
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Glathull wrote:
Ramona, you might be able to innovate a little in this space. I'm thinking about a prostitution subscription service. Girl shows up at your door 3 nights a week with vodka, food, and lube. Maybe a different girl each night. Whatever. Just let me set a sex schedule and bill me monthly. Also, she needs to be able to do laundry and clean the kitchen after I cook dinner.

Shockedaaaaaaaaaaaand i'm out.



Was it something I said?

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#58 - 2014-06-14 19:06:39 UTC
Pix Severus wrote:
Took this screenshot a while ago.



This has officially replaced the bee guy as the stuff of nightmares.

Its still early for tequila... but this seems like a worthy excuse.

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Jim Era
#59 - 2014-06-14 19:10:41 UTC
All your prostitutes belong to me

Wat™
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#60 - 2014-06-14 19:27:11 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:

Replace it with my image. ;)


That is better
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