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Dame Death
Black Aces
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2014-06-13 11:06:03 UTC
Been dealing with two little monster for a while, what have I missed?
Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#2 - 2014-06-13 11:10:20 UTC
Nothing of Note.

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113
Dame Death
Black Aces
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2014-06-13 11:17:24 UTC
Cardinal, normally you are a trustworthy if misguided man, but you expect me to believe capsuleers could go two or three months without some kind of drama? I know I didn't cause all of it.
Kyllsa Siikanen
Tuonelan Virta
#4 - 2014-06-13 12:37:02 UTC
Drop them off for the weekend if you need a break.

“Crying is all right in its own way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do.” 

― C.S. Lewis 
Dame Death
Black Aces
Goonswarm Federation
#5 - 2014-06-13 12:45:36 UTC
Your a life saver.
Kyllsa Siikanen
Tuonelan Virta
#6 - 2014-06-13 12:46:17 UTC
I really am!

“Crying is all right in its own way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do.” 

― C.S. Lewis 
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#7 - 2014-06-13 13:19:26 UTC
While you were away, Sanmatar Shakor said "I say, it is rather quiet around here lately, perhaps this war malarkey with the Amarr wasn't such a great idea after all. I miss hearing about the antics of famous militia pilots such as Dame Death".

Now that you're back, I'm quite sure Sanmatar Shakor will call for renewed violence and war.

Also, Graelyn and I got married, and Synthia replaced Jamyl as Empress of Amarr.

It was a heck of a couple days, let me tell you.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Frencai Ayan
Alexylva Paradox
#8 - 2014-06-13 15:12:15 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
While you were away, Sanmatar Shakor said "I say, it is rather quiet around here lately, perhaps this war malarkey with the Amarr wasn't such a great idea after all. I miss hearing about the antics of famous militia pilots such as Dame Death".

Now that you're back, I'm quite sure Sanmatar Shakor will call for renewed violence and war.

Also, Graelyn and I got married, and Synthia replaced Jamyl as Empress of Amarr.

It was a heck of a couple days, let me tell you.


Gods... you sure do miss a lot when you live in a wormhole. I don't recall any of that.
I obviously need to keep in touch with the K-Space newsfeeds more often!

Ha.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#9 - 2014-06-13 18:06:48 UTC
God has given the Minmatar over to destruction. The blood of the Brutor will give strength to the Chosen. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#10 - 2014-06-13 20:44:20 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
God has given the Minmatar over to destruction. The blood of the Brutor will give strength to the Chosen. Amen. Amarr Victor.


You missed the point of the thread. She asked what was -new-.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#11 - 2014-06-13 21:14:57 UTC
Evi Polevhia wrote:

You missed the point of the thread. She asked what was -new-.


Indeed. The Nauplius Show has long since gone stale and should be cancelled.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Vlad Cetes
Original Sinners
Pandemic Legion
#12 - 2014-06-13 23:11:42 UTC
Graelyn wrote:
Nothing of Note.


Correct answer.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#13 - 2014-06-14 04:19:40 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
God has given the Minmatar over to destruction. The blood of the Brutor will give strength to the Chosen. Amen. Amarr Victor.


I'm going to point out the health risks of drinking blood.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#14 - 2014-06-14 08:49:02 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
God has given the Minmatar over to destruction. The blood of the Brutor will give strength to the Chosen. Amen. Amarr Victor.


I'm going to point out the health risks of drinking blood.


There are some if you don't know whose blood. People can live off of it though; it's got all the nutrients your body needs, assuming the person is moderately healthy. The Sani Sabik drink the stuff like its Soylent Green....well really I guess it is Soylent Green.

-Eran
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#15 - 2014-06-14 10:38:16 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
God has given the Minmatar over to destruction. The blood of the Brutor will give strength to the Chosen. Amen. Amarr Victor.


I'm going to point out the health risks of drinking blood.

That's why we should consume only synthetic food.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#16 - 2014-06-14 14:20:50 UTC
The primary health hazard of blood is the enormous amounts of Vitoc with which I stuff most of my slaves. Fortunately, I have developed a solution. From their arrival, certain Minmatar subhumans I keep apart, not stuffed with Vitoc, but triple-chained, triple-collared, and confined to a 3-meter square sterile habi-cube but for occasional exercise (under strict supervision of overseer drones and slaver hounds). Thus are these Sacrificial Slaves prepared for that glorious day that they are strapped to the Altar of God, and with one swift execution of the splatter cut, their blood made to fly, baptizing those present in God and opening a wound for the feeding of the Chosen. The most fortunate of these Sacrificial Slaves finally comprehend the purpose of their existence in that moment after the execution of the splatter cut and before the sefrim carry their souls down to Hell.

Of course, by tightly controlling these Sacrificial Slaves' diet and exercise patterns, I can influence the taste, texture, and nutritional quality of their blood; with each sacrifice, I continue to improve them.
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#17 - 2014-06-14 14:27:46 UTC
No seriously, your drugs are terrible. You need to have your supplier shot.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#18 - 2014-06-14 18:30:12 UTC
Jinari Otsito wrote:
No seriously, your drugs are terrible. You need to have your supplier shot.


Well ONE of them needs to be shot. Not sure it's the supplier.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#19 - 2014-06-14 19:51:50 UTC
Shooting him means a minor clone cost. Shooting the supplier just might improve the market for the end-users. Suppliers too for that matter. You're starting to lose touch with your heritage, Tuulinen. You need to get your behind back into the State before you start throwing away money to dancing liberals and endorsing terrible trade deals.

Soon it'll be all robes and stuff.

Oh, and maybe there'll be less blood of you shoot the supplier, but that's an ancillary benefit at best.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#20 - 2014-06-15 13:14:51 UTC
There is no evidence of drug abuse in post #16, which is merely an informative description of my procedures for preparing Sacrificial Slaves.
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