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[LOAN] My Lords - I Beseech You - Grant Me 4 Billion @ 3% for 3 Months
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Thai Win Lannister
House Lannister Royal Family
#1 - 2014-06-13 02:00:04 UTC
I, Lord Thai Win of House Lannister, hereby request a loan of 4 billion ISK.

Thrice shall the moon change ‘ere it is returned to thee.
The loan term is 3 months.

Thrice a new moon shall one-hundredth be awarded to thee in return for thine patronage.
3% interest will be paid each month.

The honor of mine house shall stand as testament to mine virtue.
No API shall be given.

I granteth thou the finest collateral in all New Eden: my word as a Lannister. A Lannister always pays his debts.
Thai Win Lannister
House Lannister Royal Family
#2 - 2014-06-13 02:21:06 UTC
In case you need more information about me before considering my request, here is a list of my family members:

My beloved son, Jaime,
My beautiful daughter, Cersei,
My grandson, King Joffrey,
and my deformed son, Tyrion.
Derp Durrr
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-06-13 02:23:53 UTC
Dafu....
Put down that Larp sword and slowly back it up now. No funny stuff... Easy now

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Bayaz Sharvas
Plug My Hole
#4 - 2014-06-13 02:24:06 UTC
This is pretty funny
Amarr Citizen 155
Nordar Innovations.
#5 - 2014-06-13 02:27:38 UTC
Why do you need the isk? Why don't you already have the isk?
Paranoid Loyd
#6 - 2014-06-13 02:29:28 UTC
Amarr Citizen 155 wrote:
Why do you need the isk? Why don't you already have the isk?


He has gold, and lions, and golden lions. But no isk. Blink

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Derp Durrr
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-06-13 02:29:52 UTC
So in human language,
WTB 4 bil uncollateralized @ 3%.
right. good luck!

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Thai Win Lannister
House Lannister Royal Family
#8 - 2014-06-13 02:37:04 UTC
I have seven regions to run, three of which are in open rebellion. I can assure you, my lords, that your assistance in the crown's hour of need will be generously rewarded. A Lannister always pays his debts.
Zero Sum Gain
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-06-13 02:38:16 UTC
Derp Durrr wrote:
So in human language,
WTB 4 bil uncollateralized @ 3%.
right. good luck!

The human translation I'd: please enjoy this reference and game of thrones enough to pay me for it.
Thai Win Lannister
House Lannister Royal Family
#10 - 2014-06-13 03:12:15 UTC
The funds will be used to wage a just war against the usurpers who would threaten the stability of New Eden. Stannis Baratheon and Robb Stark are traitors both and enemies of the people. With your patronage, sires, I shall serve them steel and fire.
ElCholo
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2014-06-13 03:29:51 UTC
What.... the... what?
Isaac Schwartz
Caldari State Venture Capital
#12 - 2014-06-13 06:36:40 UTC
Thy simple answer is no.
flakeys
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-06-13 07:55:39 UTC
Winter is coming ?

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Azidano Valkran
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-06-13 08:49:12 UTC
At first I thought that Thai Win was a play on 'Tywin'.

But the more Family Members and other Game of Thrones characters quoted here, the more I am convinced it is probably a typo...
Magnu Stormhawk
#15 - 2014-06-13 12:11:36 UTC
The Iron Bank of Braavos is that way ->
Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#16 - 2014-06-13 12:35:03 UTC
i... no. just no.

I should buy an Ishtar.
Gregory Legion
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#17 - 2014-06-13 13:36:23 UTC
Oh this is too good. Thanks for the laugh.
Thai Win Lannister
House Lannister Royal Family
#18 - 2014-06-13 14:28:54 UTC
I can see it was a mistake to expect wise judgement from the den of fools in this place. It is no matter. I will send Ser Gregor to pillage and plunder the lands for the riches I need. Then we shall see who is laughing. Go on. Say something clever. A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.
Isaac Schwartz
Caldari State Venture Capital
#19 - 2014-06-13 14:32:39 UTC
....Baaaaaaaa!
enterprisePSI
#20 - 2014-06-13 14:35:52 UTC
I Incest on some api info Lol

The tears of the many, outweigh the tears of the few. Or the one. enterprise-psi©
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