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An exercise in futility - 420Alliance

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Brian Harrelstein
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-06-07 01:48:57 UTC
It has been brought to my attention that 420Alliance (formerly known as Caldari Miners Union 420) are up to their old tricks again, trying to create a community of weed-obsessed, drooling frybags. Their fail-fits from previous wars should be warning enough to any potential recruits that they are an easy pushover should anyone decide to attack them. You have been warned. That is all.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#2 - 2014-06-07 03:19:40 UTC
Remind me again why any of us give a flying frak?

Be gone with you and your ramblings, trainee.

Katrina Oniseki

Kayagainen Iwalula
Doomheim
#3 - 2014-06-07 04:10:51 UTC
What's "weed"? I swear, these kids today and their slang.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-06-07 04:35:23 UTC
I don't know who they are or care but....Something tells me their recruitment ads are as follows

Lens flare
Mainstream dubstep
1337 speak
Sample text
Memes
Asking the viewer if they lift
intensifying camera
Seizure induing strobe effects
Quafe
Sound bit of Smoke Dryweed every Tuesday"
Structure tanking
promotions from every mainstream corporation despite they don't actual have support form any of them
More 1337 speak
Showing off impressive Kill mails
Sunglasses
Slow motion moments to show how they killed that guy as if its impressive
Trying to confirm various well know political figures if they are actually working for the Jovians to destroy us
the Term Swag plastered over everything
various points edited to make it seem as if some one in the video is smoking a blunt
Generic hats


....Anyone else got anything to add to the list?
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
#5 - 2014-06-07 09:35:52 UTC
Kayagainen Iwalula wrote:
What's "weed"? I swear, these kids today and their slang.



I believe he refers to smokers who enjoy the usage of Harroule dryweed in their cigs. The most common short name for this particular soothing herb is 'weed' .

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Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#6 - 2014-06-07 14:26:57 UTC
We're being warned an Independent Capsuleer Alliance is bad? Duly noted.