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Petition for more mustaches.

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TurbulenceZERO
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2014-06-04 20:20:41 UTC
Yes, yes, this is a petition for CCP to add more mustaches into the game.


I want a big old glorious bastard right under my nose. Big enough to take up the entire portrait!


Everyone who is in agreement can go ahead and say hell yes.
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#2 - 2014-06-04 20:22:26 UTC
TurbulenceZERO wrote:
Yes, yes, this is a petition for CCP to add more mustaches into the game.


I want a big old glorious bastard right under my nose. Big enough to take up the entire portrait!


Everyone who is in agreement can go ahead and say hell yes.

Sure, and ZZ Top beards while they are at it.

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Haiiro Aurgnet
Celestial Phoenix Industries
#3 - 2014-06-04 20:23:16 UTC
TurbulenceZERO wrote:
Yes, yes, this is a petition for CCP to add more mustaches into the game.


I want a big old glorious bastard right under my nose. Big enough to take up the entire portrait!


Everyone who is in agreement can go ahead and say hell yes.



the only thing I'm wondering is why isnt this brought up more often? I hate facial hair but I think it would be a hearty addition
TurbulenceZERO
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2014-06-04 20:26:36 UTC
Haiiro Aurgnet wrote:
TurbulenceZERO wrote:
Yes, yes, this is a petition for CCP to add more mustaches into the game.


I want a big old glorious bastard right under my nose. Big enough to take up the entire portrait!


Everyone who is in agreement can go ahead and say hell yes.



the only thing I'm wondering is why isnt this brought up more often? I hate facial hair but I think it would be a hearty addition



It would be a great addition. What they have now is sad. I've seen women with better mustaches than the one you can get now.
Nariya Kentaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2014-06-04 20:30:25 UTC
The punchline of this joke is that this is an Icelandic game, an Icelandic game without a single portrait-encompassing beard of raw manliness.
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#6 - 2014-06-04 20:39:24 UTC
I'd wear a mustache if there were one available to me. Blink
Josef Djugashvilis
#7 - 2014-06-04 21:08:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Josef Djugashvilis
I would feel so much more like myself if I had a mustache.

This is not a signature.
Martha Snork
Doomheim
#8 - 2014-06-04 21:11:34 UTC
poppeteer
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2014-06-04 21:12:28 UTC
Attention moustache
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#10 - 2014-06-04 21:17:06 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#11 - 2014-06-04 21:17:17 UTC
Add full beards,

Bowler hats,

and lit cigars,

and more postures to the mix...

And you have my support.

Big smileBlinkPirate

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-06-04 21:18:42 UTC
Yes. +1
TurbulenceZERO
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2014-06-05 00:51:01 UTC
ALL HAIL THE MUSTACHE!

CCP, instead of giving us crappy expansions, give us mustaches!
Dominus Tempus
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#14 - 2014-06-05 02:10:25 UTC
Graabeerd Khagah
MoonFyre BattleGroup Holdings
#15 - 2014-06-05 02:38:17 UTC
*rubs 5o'clock shadow*

Hmmmmm a moustache?? I thinks I would wear the one I gots now, IF it ever grew in the weightlessness of spacePiratePiratePirate
Haiiro Aurgnet
Celestial Phoenix Industries
#16 - 2014-06-05 02:43:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Haiiro Aurgnet
TurbulenceZERO wrote:
Haiiro Aurgnet wrote:
TurbulenceZERO wrote:
Yes, yes, this is a petition for CCP to add more mustaches into the game.


I want a big old glorious bastard right under my nose. Big enough to take up the entire portrait!


Everyone who is in agreement can go ahead and say hell yes.



the only thing I'm wondering is why isnt this brought up more often? I hate facial hair but I think it would be a hearty addition



It would be a great addition. What they have now is sad. I've seen women with better mustaches than the one you can get now.


I had a teacher like this once. We called her squanto/sasquatch, depending on the day

edit: to clarify- not to her face. that would be a bad idea in high school
Haiiro Aurgnet
Celestial Phoenix Industries
#17 - 2014-06-05 02:44:41 UTC
also, op, I am really disappointed in you for not making the title "CCP, I mustache you a question but I'll shave it for later"
Dominus Tempus
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#18 - 2014-06-05 02:50:32 UTC
Haiiro Aurgnet wrote:
also, op, I am really disappointed in you for not making the title "CCP, I mustache you a question but I'll shave it for later"

Downvote.
Pix Severus
Empty You
#19 - 2014-06-05 03:32:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Pix Severus
Too long have we been denied more customisation options
Too long have our upper lips gone without warmth
Too long has Tom Selleck laughed in our faces

Let our bosses sigh as we enter the workplace without consideration for social norms
Let our children wonder if that thing under our nose is really a hairy caterpillar
Let our wives know fear as we move to kiss them

Give us our freedom, the right to a hairy face.

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Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2014-06-05 03:43:24 UTC
Vive le moustache!!
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