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[SV] Tired of recruiting? Hire the McMorris Inc. Recruitment Agency.

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Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-05-23 16:38:15 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
McMorris Inc. Recruitment Agency


Dear CEO,

Are you interested in hiring a recruitment agency with a solid history of ensuring growth in some of EVE's most successful corps? I've attached a little description of our services and packages below.

Let me know what you think or join the channel "McMorris Recruitment" in game.

Regards,

Governor McMorris
CEO
McMorris Inc.


What do we do?
- Post ads in recruitment channel.
- Design your corp recruitment adverts, posters, banners, ect..
- Relay your corp's advert through our huge networks.
- Guarantee at least 10 new recruits for all packages.
- Filter through applicants to find and reject the bad nuts.

Packages:

Basic+ 75 million ISK (20 days)
- 10 new recruits guarantee.
- Recruitment channel advertising.
- Recruits sourced via local and forums.
- Agents interview recruits over TS (or allow you to do so)

Premium+ 150 million ISK (30 days)
- 20 new recruits guarantee.
- Recruitment channel advertising.
- Recruits sourced via local and forums.
- Custom forum thread that is bumped daily.
- Agents interview recruits over TS (or allow you to do so)
- Reddit and external communities advertising.

Complete+ 300 million ISK (50 days).
- 30 new recruits guarantee.
- Recruitment channel advertising.
- Recruits sourced via local and forums.
- Custom forum thread that is bumped daily.
- Agents interview recruits over TS (or allow you to do so)
- Reddit and external communities advertising.
- Agents use contacts in BNI, E-UNI and FWEDDIT to source genuine applicants.

Join in game channel "McMorris Recruitment" or visit our website: www.mcmorris.me/recruitment.php

FOR SALE
Kagutsuchi
Red Core
#2 - 2014-05-23 19:59:56 UTC
Sadly not a legitimate service, just a poor attempt at parting the lazy from their ISK
Bejanira
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2014-05-23 20:31:59 UTC
Smells like itRoll
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#4 - 2014-05-23 20:46:57 UTC
This thread has been moved to Sell Orders. The [SERVICE] tag has been added to the thread title.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Mysor McGuinness
Capital Fusion.
OnlyFleets.
#5 - 2014-05-24 15:02:36 UTC
This is not a service but a Scam!
Moose Estemaire
Longshot Industries Inc.
#6 - 2014-06-04 18:46:03 UTC
This is a scam. See the chat logs below.


Channel ID: -60183563
Channel Name: McMorris Recruitment
Listener: Dmitri Krylov
Session started: 2014.06.04 17:56:10

[ 2014.06.04 17:56:11 ] EVE System > Channel MOTD: McMorris Inc. Recruitment AgencyWhat do we do?- Post ads in recruitment channel.- Design your corp recruitment adverts, posters, banners, ect..- Relay your corp's advert through our huge networks.- Guarantee at least 10 new recruits for all packages.- Filter through applicants to find and reject the bad nuts.Packages:Basic+ 75 million ISK (20 days)- 10 new recruits guarantee.- Recruitment channel advertising.- Recruits sourced via local and forums.- Agents interview recruits over TS (or allow you to do so)Premium+ 150 million ISK (30 days)- 20 new recruits guarantee.- Recruitment channel advertising.- Recruits sourced via local and forums.- Custom forum thread that is bumped daily.- Agents interview recruits over TS (or allow you to do so)- Reddit and external communities advertising.Complete+ 300 million ISK (50 days).- 30 new recruits guarantee.- Recruitment channel advertising.- Recruits sourced via local and forums.- Custom forum thread that is bumped daily.- Agents interview recruits over TS (or allow you to do so)- Reddit and external communities advertising.- Agents use contacts in BNI, E-UNI and FWEDDIT to source genuine applicants.
[ 2014.06.04 17:56:20 ] Dmitri Krylov > Hi there.
[ 2014.06.04 17:56:41 ] Governor McMorris > Howdy!
[ 2014.06.04 17:56:48 ] Dmitri Krylov > How are you?
[ 2014.06.04 17:56:53 ] Governor McMorris > Not too bad, yourself?
[ 2014.06.04 17:57:19 ] Dmitri Krylov > Good thanks. I found your ad on the Forums and I'm interested in your services.
[ 2014.06.04 17:57:30 ] Governor McMorris > Ah great.
[ 2014.06.04 17:57:36 ] Governor McMorris > So talk me through your recruitment aims as a corp?
[ 2014.06.04 17:58:48 ] Dmitri Krylov > Here's the link that I use in the recruitment board... https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4656217#post4656217
[ 2014.06.04 18:00:04 ] Dmitri Krylov > Short version. Mostly Indy and PVE. We do have PVP'ers
[ 2014.06.04 18:00:23 ] Governor McMorris > Ah good. So you're looking for experienced industrial guys mainly?
[ 2014.06.04 18:00:31 ] Dmitri Krylov > and most everyone likes to get out and pew pew at folks from time to time.
[ 2014.06.04 18:00:59 ] Dmitri Krylov > The other corp meadhan oidhche cinneach are pvp'ers
[ 2014.06.04 18:01:17 ] Dmitri Krylov > So it's kind of a trade off...
[ 2014.06.04 18:01:26 ] Governor McMorris > Ah great. So in terms of TZs, where are you looking for?
[ 2014.06.04 18:02:23 ] Dmitri Krylov > We're mostly US and AUS TZs. So we'd like to have a stronger focus for EU TZs but wouldn;t kick anyone outta bed for eatting crackers.
[ 2014.06.04 18:02:27 ] Dmitri Krylov > :-)
[ 2014.06.04 18:02:38 ] Governor McMorris > haha
[ 2014.06.04 18:03:14 ] Governor McMorris > That's great, we have quite a few EU recruiters (including myself) so that works nicely.
[ 2014.06.04 18:03:14 ] Dmitri Krylov > We have regular corp mining ops
[ 2014.06.04 18:03:20 ] Dmitri Krylov > ool
[ 2014.06.04 18:03:22 ] Governor McMorris > Yup. Ore buyback?
[ 2014.06.04 18:03:23 ] Dmitri Krylov > err Cool
[ 2014.06.04 18:03:27 ] Dmitri Krylov > Yep
[ 2014.06.04 18:03:30 ] Governor McMorris > Reimbursement?
[ 2014.06.04 18:03:37 ] Dmitri Krylov > It will be rolled out this week
[ 2014.06.04 18:03:57 ] Governor McMorris > Ah great, that's always a good pull factor for potential recruits.
[ 2014.06.04 18:03:58 ] Dmitri Krylov > SRF, yes
[ 2014.06.04 18:04:12 ] Governor McMorris > And you're renting with the CFC, right? So your space looks pretty stable.
[ 2014.06.04 18:04:23 ] Dmitri Krylov > Yep.
[ 2014.06.04 18:04:33 ] Dmitri Krylov > We're in a good place.
[ 2014.06.04 18:04:52 ] Dmitri Krylov > In the Vale
[ 2014.06.04 18:05:25 ] Dmitri Krylov > Can I ask a couple questions?
[ 2014.06.04 18:05:47 ] Governor McMorris > Sure.
[ 2014.06.04 18:06:03 ] Dmitri Krylov > Cool... Do you do pre-screening?
[ 2014.06.04 18:06:18 ] Governor McMorris > Of course, the intensity of such depends on your own requirements.
[ 2014.06.04 18:06:33 ] Dmitri Krylov > We'd really like not to have awwoxers
[ 2014.06.04 18:06:37 ] Governor McMorris > We do API checks by default, but obviously we can expand that to TS interviews, getting in tough with past CEOs from certain time periods.
[ 2014.06.04 18:07:07 ] Governor McMorris > Yup, we've never recruited awoxers in our running history.
[ 2014.06.04 18:07:17 ] Dmitri Krylov > Very cool.
[ 2014.06.04 18:08:26 ] Dmitri Krylov > 2. I know that people and they come and go as they please, but what I'm worried about is people joining to meet the requirement and then dropping once that is met.
[ 2014.06.04 18:08:32 ] Dmitri Krylov > Know what I mean?
[ 2014.06.04 18:09:50 ] Governor McMorris > Well, we have a higher retention rate than normal. We target people who fit precisely within your corp's target audience and as long as you're able to meet the promises you've made - retention is usually great.
[ 2014.06.04 18:10:01 ] Governor McMorris > Obviously we're not a cure for bad management, corrupt leadership, ect...
[ 2014.06.04 18:10:08 ] Governor McMorris > But we're the best in terms of recruitment.
[ 2014.06.04 18:10:11 ] Dmitri Krylov > 3. Do you have any references? Past CEOs that we can contact?
[ 2014.06.04 18:10:16 ] Dmitri Krylov > Yea, I get ya.
[ 2014.06.04 18:10:26 ] Dmitri Krylov > That's all good.
[ 2014.06.04 18:13:06 ] Governor McMorris > There's aren't any CEOs online, but I'll add the HR guy for a corp we're in a running contract with.
[ 2014.06.04 18:13:12 ] Governor McMorris > HR, human resources director.

Moose! -- Moose Estemaire Diplo - Coffin Club
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#7 - 2014-06-04 18:46:47 UTC
As per CCP's rules, chat logs are not allowed to be posting outside of C&P.

Please bring your tireless slander elsewhere.

FOR SALE
Moose Estemaire
Longshot Industries Inc.
#8 - 2014-06-04 18:48:11 UTC
[ 2014.06.04 18:13:44 ] Dmitri Krylov > That would be excellent.
[ 2014.06.04 18:13:59 ] Dmitri Krylov > The more folks I can talk with the better.
[ 2014.06.04 18:14:14 ] Dmitri Krylov > Honestly, I'm surprised that there are not more folks running this kind of service.
[ 2014.06.04 18:14:44 ] Governor McMorris > Hey Gio
[ 2014.06.04 18:14:45 ] Giovanni erkelens2 > o/
[ 2014.06.04 18:14:50 ] Giovanni erkelens2 > hello sir :)
[ 2014.06.04 18:14:50 ] Dmitri Krylov > o/
[ 2014.06.04 18:14:57 ] Giovanni erkelens2 > o/
[ 2014.06.04 18:15:04 ] Giovanni erkelens2 > how r ya ?
[ 2014.06.04 18:15:05 ] Governor McMorris > Dmitri was interested in ordering a recruitment contract, and you're a HR guy for this corp - so I thought you might want to just share your thoughts.
[ 2014.06.04 18:15:18 ] Giovanni erkelens2 > ahh
[ 2014.06.04 18:15:28 ] Giovanni erkelens2 > well. i can say id do it
[ 2014.06.04 18:15:35 ] Giovanni erkelens2 > he realy helped me to start my corp
[ 2014.06.04 18:15:41 ] Giovanni erkelens2 > good and friendly service
[ 2014.06.04 18:15:48 ] Governor McMorris > ty :)
[ 2014.06.04 18:16:04 ] Giovanni erkelens2 > no problem :)
[ 2014.06.04 18:16:13 ] Giovanni erkelens2 > ur are a great help
[ 2014.06.04 18:16:24 ] Governor McMorris > well, we've got a while to yet before our contracts up.
[ 2014.06.04 18:16:28 ] Governor McMorris > I'm glad it's been worth it so far.
[ 2014.06.04 18:16:30 ] Dmitri Krylov > Nice. If you don't mind me asking. How long did you sign up for and did you receive more then you were expecting?
[ 2014.06.04 18:18:02 ] Giovanni erkelens2 > I ordered the complete package and he's already met the guarantee.
[ 2014.06.04 18:18:11 ] Giovanni erkelens2 > so yea
[ 2014.06.04 18:18:31 ] Dmitri Krylov > Cool.
[ 2014.06.04 18:18:57 ] Dmitri Krylov > Thanks for your referal.
[ 2014.06.04 18:19:47 ] Giovanni erkelens2 > no problem :)
[ 2014.06.04 18:20:56 ] Dmitri Krylov > Ok Governor, I'm sold.
[ 2014.06.04 18:21:17 ] Governor McMorris > Great. Do you have any idea which package you're gonna go for?
[ 2014.06.04 18:21:20 ] Dmitri Krylov > What else do you need from me?
[ 2014.06.04 18:21:27 ] Governor McMorris > ^
[ 2014.06.04 18:21:38 ] Governor McMorris > I'd also need to know if you have any in game adverts running.
[ 2014.06.04 18:21:50 ] Dmitri Krylov > Yes
[ 2014.06.04 18:21:52 ] Governor McMorris > As I like to redesign them, add new formats - work on the wording, ect...
[ 2014.06.04 18:22:21 ] Dmitri Krylov > Coffin Club - Creating wealth for members? read...
[ 2014.06.04 18:22:34 ] Dmitri Krylov > Runs out in 4 days.
[ 2014.06.04 18:22:54 ] Governor McMorris > Ah okay, that works nicely then.
[ 2014.06.04 18:23:29 ] Dmitri Krylov > There are some updates that need to happen ... We no longer have LS/HS operations
[ 2014.06.04 18:23:52 ] Governor McMorris > Ah right, it would be good if you could mail me updates just so I have a document I can refer to.
[ 2014.06.04 18:25:37 ] Dmitri Krylov > Ok, I'll clean this up. CEO wrote this and I can see he did it in a hurry.
[ 2014.06.04 18:25:45 ] Governor McMorris > Okay.
[ 2014.06.04 18:26:07 ] Dmitri Krylov > How does payment work?
[ 2014.06.04 18:26:27 ] Governor McMorris > Generally, you just send the payment and we get started ASAP.
[ 2014.06.04 18:28:26 ] Dmitri Krylov > I'm looking at Premium, but I would like to split the payment. 100 Upfront and the remining after 15 days or when we're received say 10 of the 20 guaranteed receuits?
[ 2014.06.04 18:29:01 ] Governor McMorris > If that's the way you want to go, fine by me.
[ 2014.06.04 18:29:08 ] Dmitri Krylov > Cool.
[ 2014.06.04 18:29:53 ] Dmitri Krylov > Where do we send payment?
[ 2014.06.04 18:29:59 ] Governor McMorris > To my corp.
[ 2014.06.04 18:30:04 ] Governor McMorris > McMorris Inc.
[ 2014.06.04 18:31:16 ] Dmitri Krylov > Ok. Sent
[ 2014.06.04 18:31:27 ] Governor McMorris > Thanks very much sir.
[ 2014.06.04 18:31:46 ] Governor McMorris > Though, my financial adviser has just told me that we can't do the upfront thing - we got scammed last week that way.
[ 2014.06.04 18:32:02 ] Governor McMorris > he says is there any chance you could pay the extra 50m?
[ 2014.06.04 18:32:35 ] Dmitri Krylov > Mmm... How does the Guarantee work then?
[ 2014.06.04 18:32:52 ] Governor McMorris > Well, we've got a proven reputation - it's our reputation who's on the line here, not yours.
[ 2014.06.04 18:35:22 ] Dmitri Krylov > Sent
[ 2014.06.04 18:36:04 ] Governor McMorris > Thanks sir.
[ 2014.06.04 18:36:14 ] Governor McMorris > but sorry, my financial adviser has just told me that you need to pay an extra 100m.
[ 2014.06.04 18:36:30 ] Dmitri Krylov > Sorry what?
[ 2014.06.04 18:36:34 ] Dmitri Krylov > 150m
[ 2014.06.04 18:36:39 ] Governor McMorris > 100m
[ 2014.06.04 18:36:45 ] Governor McMorris > You need to send an extra 100m.
[ 2014.06.04 18:36:51 ] Governor McMorris > Sudden price rise.
[ 2014.06.04 18:37:11 ] Dmitri Krylov > Nice scam dude.
[ 2014.06.04 18:38:17 ] Governor McMorris > It's not a scam sir.
[ 2014.06.04 18:38:26 ] Dmitri Krylov > Premium+ 150 million ISK (30 days)- 20 new recruits guarantee.- Recruitment channel advertising.- Recruits sourced via local and forums.- Custom forum thread that is bumped daily.- Agents interview recruits over TS (or allow you to do so)- R
[ 2014.06.04 18:38:36 ] Governor McMorris > Yup, sudden price rise.
[ 2014.06.04 18:38:37 ] Governor McMorris > Sorry.
[ 2014.06.04 18:38:41 ] Governor McMorris > Didn't have time to update the thing.
[ 2014.06.04 18:39:03 ] Dmitri Krylov > That's a bait and switch.
[ 2014.06.04 18:39:32 ] Dmitri Krylov > You have an advertised rate
[ 2014.06.04 18:39:43 ] Governor McMorris > unfortunately that changed sorry
[ 2014.06.04 18:40:17 ] Dmitri Krylov > Ok, then why not just send the 150m that I just sent you back then.

Moose! -- Moose Estemaire Diplo - Coffin Club
Moose Estemaire
Longshot Industries Inc.
#9 - 2014-06-04 18:49:03 UTC
[ 2014.06.04 18:40:24 ] Governor McMorris > Ah sorry, no can do.
[ 2014.06.04 18:40:28 ] Governor McMorris > We don't offer refunds.
[ 2014.06.04 18:40:32 ] Dmitri Krylov > That's that I thought.
[ 2014.06.04 18:41:42 ] Dmitri Krylov > It's even in your MOTD...
[ 2014.06.04 18:41:44 ] Dmitri Krylov > hah
[ 2014.06.04 18:42:37 ] Governor McMorris > Sorry sir.
[ 2014.06.04 18:42:41 ] Governor McMorris > Change in policy.
[ 2014.06.04 18:43:49 ] Dmitri Krylov > And where is this "policy"
[ 2014.06.04 18:44:44 ] Governor McMorris > In my head.
[ 2014.06.04 18:44:50 ] Dmitri Krylov > HAHA

Moose! -- Moose Estemaire Diplo - Coffin Club