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Trolls Of The Internet! Your Moment Has Come!

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-06-03 02:48:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Graygor
Ed - Some slightly NSFW language in these videos.

Just saw this video while scoffing my lunch.

Here's the bit about calling for the aide of internet trolls: here

Unsuccessful At Everything... the FFC needs your wrath! It needs to be air bombed by Mr Muffin.

Still, this video made me laugh my arse off. I'm enjoying John Oliver's new stuff.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#2 - 2014-06-03 03:28:14 UTC
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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#3 - 2014-06-03 03:48:00 UTC
meh Oliver is a troll.

But then who isn't?

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12

Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-06-03 03:56:04 UTC
Im pretty sure 90s Trolls were all just fancy pencil toppers.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#5 - 2014-06-03 04:22:40 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Im pretty sure 90s Trolls were all just fancy pencil toppers.

omg 90's trollings best trollings. Like in Ultima Online, it was just so crazy they finally just shut down the forums for good lol
Then there was the AOL trollings, and the Yahoo trollings. I even think the first digital transmission was a troll...

But everyone trolls, at some point if not all the time, which makes them a troll. Heck, I got banned a long time ago from mmorpg dot com for "trolling" no warning or anything, simply because I disagreed that f2p was the greatest thing since sliced bread. All their advertisements were Eastern f2p games after all, so they took it personal, was just before the western invasion of f2p. No personal attacks or even eluding to personal attacks on any poster or the site, fully on the topic and using references for everything I was saying, from industry developers and commentators. So I've come to teh conclusion, and probably a correct one, if anyone aver disagrees with anyone else, they are trolling. If you don't conform to what the majority think, the hivemind, you troll. Troll means nothing so troll means everything.

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12

Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-06-03 05:25:07 UTC
Webvan wrote:
So I've come to teh conclusion, and probably a correct one, if anyone aver disagrees with anyone else, they are trolling. If you don't conform to what the majority think, the hivemind, you troll. Troll means nothing so troll means everything.


Then i am a proud, unabashed troll. Pirate

Best RL trolling moment for me: getting a client to sign a contract where they thought the 6% was actually an 8%. Cool

I'm honestly a lovely person, but all is fair in love and war. Business is just war conducted in a suit and tie.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#7 - 2014-06-03 11:50:37 UTC
I am consummate devil's advocate in real life, so yes I guess you can say I am a troll Bear
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#8 - 2014-06-03 12:01:10 UTC
Good thing I've never trolled.

🍌

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"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#9 - 2014-06-03 12:20:23 UTC
The start was rather boring like the other American talkshows, but the end was all worth it. Brilliant.

Good thing I dont live in 'merica where I am free to get ****** by internet providers.

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#10 - 2014-06-03 12:41:09 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
The start was rather boring like the other American talkshows, but the end was all worth it. Brilliant.

Good thing I dont live in 'merica where I am free to get ****** by internet providers.


Eh, you get used it. Nothing much that can be done about it, sadly.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#11 - 2014-06-03 13:44:07 UTC
I lol'd at Nut Flix

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#12 - 2014-06-03 14:48:24 UTC
I love John Oliver's new show. I've laughed so much at every episode. It's been a good cool down after the heavy Game of Thrones episodes lol. Also last Sunday end of Silicon Valley. The whole most efficient way to jerk off 800 dudes equations. Omg...side splitting.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#13 - 2014-06-03 17:49:53 UTC
Ive been playing eve for too long.. because the first thought in my mind when I saw the FFC was accepting web comments was "Its a trap!"


To troll the government or not troll the government, that is the question.

Paging Admiral Ackbarr, we need a determination.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#14 - 2014-06-03 20:22:36 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Ive been playing eve for too long.. because the first thought in my mind when I saw the FFC was accepting web comments was "Its a trap!"

To troll the government or not troll the government, that is the question.

Paging Admiral Ackbarr, we need a determination.
An NSA backdoor may stealthily replace csrss.exe, depending on the content of your comment Shocked

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Ian Morbius
Robby Altair Corporation
#15 - 2014-06-04 18:41:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Ian Morbius
It's funny. It's funny,.... because it's true. Ok, the true part not so funny.