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Prime Truth: The New Eden Bible

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Prechr Circuitrider
Circuit Rider Ministries
#1 - 2014-06-02 04:09:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Prechr Circuitrider
In preparation for the first Prime Truth Camp Meeting (see the corresponding IGS post, “Prime Truth: Camp Meeting”), I have formatted the text from a version of The Message, that is The Holy Bible, taken from disks on the recently-discovered CubeSat to create a GalNet portal named “The New Eden Bible”. I will be preaching from it at the Camp Meeting.

In addition, The New Eden Bible is freely available for anyone who wants to read it. Please read the “Preface” and “Recommended Bible Readings” sections first if you are new to the Bible. Here is the link to the GalNet Portal.

http://ec2-54-200-163-118.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com:8080/TNEB/html/TNEBDriver.html
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-06-02 04:13:26 UTC
Seems Legit
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#3 - 2014-06-02 06:23:19 UTC
Dafuq is a "bibbul"? What CubeSat? Oh wait... preaching... nevermind. I got it. More crazy.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Somal Thunder
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2014-06-02 11:45:20 UTC
Chapter 19 is the best. The bible is all about homosexual relations and ra­pe.

Also, I may be Minmatar but I'd still read the Pax Amarria rather than this fake "historical" artifact. I'm sure this whole ordeal is just a ruse in order to convert capsuleers into your new "old" religion.
N'maro Makari
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#5 - 2014-06-02 12:11:15 UTC
Poppycock. Excuse such profanity...

**Vherokior **
Karynn Denton
Astrometrica
#6 - 2014-06-02 12:24:14 UTC
I've heard many good stories and yarns but when it comes to spiritual matters I place my trust in the teachings of my clan's Khargai (a Khargai is the Thukker equivalent to what other tribes call a shaman).
And she's promised me an afterlife in the Ginnungagap, where I will fly Rifters free of powergrid and CPU constraints and snort lines of Crash kilometers long.

Your religion and its dubious documents are going to have to promise me something much better if you are to win over my soul, Pilot Circuitrider.

Karynn Denton

Caravan Master
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#7 - 2014-06-02 12:39:44 UTC
Having examined the linked text, my initial conclusion is that it does not contain genuine Scripture (unlike the Revelations that I have posted to the IGS such as a chapter of the Book of Bloodletting, which is as genuine as the better-known Book of Reclaiming).

For example, here in this so-called "Epistle to the Galatians" someone named "Paul" is ranting on and on about something called "circumcision". I admit to having no idea what "circumcision" is. Maybe some kind of pastry?
Jade Blackwind
#8 - 2014-06-02 13:14:37 UTC
New sect, eh? You can't outdo EoM, don't even try.

Karynn Denton wrote:
And she's promised me an afterlife in the Ginnungagap, where I will fly Rifters free of powergrid and CPU constraints and snort lines of Crash kilometers long.
Now that's an afterlife worthy subscribing to! Is it clan only thing, or one must be accepted by the spirits of the Wildlands to reserve a Rifter?
Karynn Denton
Astrometrica
#9 - 2014-06-02 14:00:13 UTC
Jade Blackwind wrote:

Karynn Denton wrote:
And she's promised me an afterlife in the Ginnungagap, where I will fly Rifters free of powergrid and CPU constraints and snort lines of Crash kilometers long.
Now that's an afterlife worthy subscribing to! Is it clan only thing, or one must be accepted by the spirits of the Wildlands to reserve a Rifter?


The Spirits will certainly look favourably upon you if you spend your mortal life in Rifters, take Exile and Drop to aid you on your violent spirit-journeys, and burn the wreckage of the fallen as an offering to them.

I can help you with the Exile and Drop part... for a good price Blink

Karynn Denton

Caravan Master
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#10 - 2014-06-02 15:50:22 UTC
Jinari Otsito wrote:
Dafuq is a "bibbul"? What CubeSat? Oh wait... preaching... nevermind. I got it. More crazy.

I believe "bibbul" is an archaic word for 'book'.
Not sure in what language, though.

Somal Thunder wrote:
Chapter 19 is the best. The bible is all about homosexual relations and ra­pe.

Both of these things are not allowed in the State, and should not be discussed because of disgusting nature.
Violators are to be detained and kept away from society.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#11 - 2014-06-02 16:32:36 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Somal Thunder wrote:
Chapter 19 is the best. The bible is all about homosexual relations and ra­pe.

Both of these things are not allowed in the State, and should not be discussed because of disgusting nature.
Violators are to be detained and kept away from society.


Wait wat. No homosexual relations?
GALNET IS A CESSPOOL OF LIES!
My world is shaken to the core.

dem fanfics
dem butts
Tuulinen v Hakatain? Anyone?

This is why the State must be destroyed, clearly. You Feddies got room for a revolutionary that'll fight for the right to butts and manly chins meeting manly chins?

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-06-02 18:40:35 UTC
Jinari Otsito wrote:

Wait wat. No homosexual relations?
GALNET IS A CESSPOOL OF LIES!
My world is shaken to the core.

dem fanfics
dem butts
Tuulinen v Hakatain? Anyone?

This is why the State must be destroyed, clearly. You Feddies got room for a revolutionary that'll fight for the right to butts and manly chins meeting manly chins?

What?...
Stop taking blue pills, traitor.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#13 - 2014-06-02 19:12:27 UTC
But then I wouldn't get to enjoy all the colors of the rainbow, silly.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#14 - 2014-06-02 19:23:05 UTC
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#15 - 2014-06-02 21:47:53 UTC
Best religion thread on the IGS in a long damn time, right here.

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Prechr Circuitrider
Circuit Rider Ministries
#16 - 2014-06-03 02:47:16 UTC
Somal Thunder wrote:
Chapter 19 is the best. The bible is all about homosexual relations and ra­pe.

Also, I may be Minmatar but I'd still read the Pax Amarria rather than this fake "historical" artifact. I'm sure this whole ordeal is just a ruse in order to convert capsuleers into your new "old" religion.


No ruse, Somal. Just Prime Truth. Please come to the Camp Meeting.
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#17 - 2014-06-03 11:16:48 UTC
I'd suggest including a short so-called 'TL;DR' for those of us slightly inept in spiritual matters, and those who have better things to do than read through pages and pages of religious propaganda material.
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

Stillwater Corporation Recruitment Open - Angel Cartel Bloc
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#18 - 2014-06-03 11:48:28 UTC
I read your book and it's dumb, describing cities that have never existed and naming as crimes things that, frankly, no one gives a damn about. You need to match your preaching to the preached, or else no one is going to do what I assume you want, which is to join your silly cult.
Laurentis Thiesant
Institute of Social Development
#19 - 2014-06-03 11:55:31 UTC
Jinari Otsito wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Somal Thunder wrote:
Chapter 19 is the best. The bible is all about homosexual relations and ra­pe.

Both of these things are not allowed in the State, and should not be discussed because of disgusting nature.
Violators are to be detained and kept away from society.


Wait wat. No homosexual relations?
GALNET IS A CESSPOOL OF LIES!
My world is shaken to the core.

dem fanfics
dem butts
Tuulinen v Hakatain? Anyone?

This is why the State must be destroyed, clearly. You Feddies got room for a revolutionary that'll fight for the right to butts and manly chins meeting manly chins?


You're damn right we do. Some things are worth fighting for.
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#20 - 2014-06-03 13:58:50 UTC
Jinari Otsito wrote:

dem fanfics
dem butts
Tuulinen v Hakatain? Anyone?

This is why the State must be destroyed, clearly. You Feddies got room for a revolutionary that'll fight for the right to butts and manly chins meeting manly chins?

Wait, Tuulinen vs Hakatain? Are they fighting? Did they have a falling-out? Gosh, I hope not! A fight between those two would be like a pair of trains in a head-on collision! Don't fight, you two, I'm sure you can work it ou-

Ohh, wait. This galnet search doesn't look like fighting. These pictures certainly don't look like fighting, anyways. Well, maybe? I -

Ohhh.

Um. My mistake. Carry on.
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