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If Star Wars had followed EVE mechanics ....

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Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#61 - 2014-06-02 02:03:06 UTC
Webvan wrote:
, there is a fist shot in this case.


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Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#62 - 2014-06-02 02:43:59 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Komi Toran wrote:
Wrong.

The droids would have set their clones to the med bays on Yavin. The Empire would have popped them, and the plans for the Death Star would have been instantly transmitted. That's why they didn't just blow the cruiser up or blow up the pod.

Wait... that means swapping the SW universe with the EVE universe makes the movie more plausible.

Lol Yes. At least assuming that droids have clones and that that those clones include optical media. However, it rather puts into question why the rebels didn't just strap a thermal detonator on R2 and punted him out an airlock.


And assuming those clones were up to date.

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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#63 - 2014-06-02 02:52:43 UTC
Val'Dore wrote:
Tippia wrote:
Komi Toran wrote:
Wrong.

The droids would have set their clones to the med bays on Yavin. The Empire would have popped them, and the plans for the Death Star would have been instantly transmitted. That's why they didn't just blow the cruiser up or blow up the pod.

Wait... that means swapping the SW universe with the EVE universe makes the movie more plausible.

Lol Yes. At least assuming that droids have clones and that that those clones include optical media. However, it rather puts into question why the rebels didn't just strap a thermal detonator on R2 and punted him out an airlock.

And assuming those clones were up to date.

Sure. Then again, having a small clone only affects your highest-SP skills, and maybe remembering a brief hologram isn't that high a rank? Perhaps that's how he forgot how to use his rocket boosters?
Nami Kumamato
Perkone
Caldari State
#64 - 2014-06-02 10:07:11 UTC
Darth Mittani would have blobbed the Rebel Alliance into submission by now.

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Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#65 - 2014-06-02 22:31:59 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Gully Alex Foyle wrote:
Star Wars is unrealistic anyways...

Take Han Solo, for example. Since when do -10.0 lowsec pirates give a damn about sov warfare?


hes a -2.0 High Sec smuggler, not a pirate

His ship is either a cargo-rigged Maller or a shield tanked Badger anyway


I say we need a Falcon ... frigate class blockade runner. :D

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#66 - 2014-06-02 22:36:27 UTC
The rebel alliance, faced with certain defeat at the hands of the empire's forces, frantically batphone PL.

Hero dictor bubbles the Super Star Destroyer and the cyno goes up.

200 Dreads appear on field and the empire is slaughtered while their tactical screens are filled with imgur links of cat pictures.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#67 - 2014-06-02 22:54:41 UTC
Zaknussem wrote:
Admiral Ackbar: Worst FC ever.

I'm STILL wondering how the Empire managed to arm all those Minmatar Shuttles and call them TIE Fighters...

A good portion of one film takes place ENTIRELY in an asteroid belt and not ONE miner around? Or maybe it had something to do with the humongous worm living in one of the asteroids.

On that note, why did the Empire use Bombers to flush out the Falcon when they should have used an army of Mining Barges? Popped roids disappear until DT, you know.

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DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#68 - 2014-06-02 23:00:00 UTC
Here is the problem.

Which time frame would SW have falled into the eve mechanics?

If the Empire was BoB and the Rebels were goons back in the day, then eventually the empire would of fallen, because the goons would of just closed the empire and assinated the emporer.

If the Goons are the Empire and the people fighting goons are the rebels, then no. As I personally think its harder to remove entrenched alliances now then it once was (ignoring the whole constalation sov fiasco)

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