Intergalactic Summit

Hey our discussions are very vital.

How can you say that crocodile interior decorative motifs within luxury planet transports with built in holo systems aren't relevant to politics????

Lovely coat you've got there, James. It's really quite striking!

No, really. I like it.

Let me clarify by saying that I invoked the CEP to assure the cluster that I was speaking about the legitimate head of the Caldari State, and not any other potential alternate bodies that claim the title at this time.

Now, to try and wade through the pages and pages of conversation that has gone on while I have been asleep...

I think Ixiris easily provided us with the terms of reference for your trial, whether undertaken by the CBT or a military tribunal of some decript.

Treason. Aiding or conspiring to aid a wanted criminal. You get the idea, there's enough to choose from.

Have your day in court, and I'll have mine and we'll see where the rational law puts us.

That is literally every thread in this place, although I can see how you'd get onto fashion, what with seeing my fabulous coat over and over. I really do like it.

One more time you will threat the Federation, Kim-potato, and I will personally fill your filthy mouth with macaroni pizza and upon your hot spicy head destruction I will reveal my final true form for once and for all, an exotic buttdance on your face with the ultimate bra-free weapon----

"Now I am become nipple, the destroyer of Diana Kims."

I don't do vengeance, Lieutenant Kernher, because vengeance is not professional.
As for us being aggressors in this war, indeed, from legal point of view we were. But do you remember what they were doing on Caldari Prime right before the war has started? What exactly triggered the war? It wasn't just Noir with his carrier, no, it was the situation on Caldari Prime.
And this planet was occupied by Gallenteans all these years. Our planet.
The diplomacy has failed to remove this occupation, and when they started to attack us, our culture, we couldn't just sit and watch. We did what we should have done long before: took our planet back.

I am doing my duty as I see fit to protect our citizens, and all human civilization from degradation of gallenteans.
I don't even want to take them into the State, I don't want to absorb them like you, or kill them.
What I want, is to dismantle their criminal regime, their government.

200 years ago, when they first attacked us, many of other nations, that were oppressed by Federation stood on our defense. Gallenteans used their military force to put riots down, and we were able to stand, while they were put down under black gallentean hand.
Since that happened, we have grown, and outgrown the Federation. We stand firm and we can fight them, and we can win.
Now it is our turn to pay our debt. We can destroy the Federation, and all these nations, who were standing against gallentean nationalism and tyranny, will be able to do whatever they want.

I don't care what will be with worlds of former Federation, let them choose for themselves what they want to be - and this time, without oppression from gallentean side.

Thorax shaped vibrating potatoes.

Your indecent behavior is another reason why the Federation must be destroyed.

Oh, and try, if you dare, because I would fill your mouth with something else. Say, for example, an antimatter round, launched from 75mm cannon.

Least your honest.....

Well, it is a pretty blatant attempt to create a flying dildo. I would argue that the Armageddon looks moreso like one than the Thorax, however.

You know what, let's just call it even and destroy both the Federation AND the Empire. In there place could be a real honour-bound group of pilots, like the CFC. It would truly be a glorious outcome.