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Why the Federation must be destroyed
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Anslo
Scope Works
#61 - 2014-05-30 20:08:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Anslo
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
I don't speak for any Caldari but myself, but I'm honestly amused that this thread is actually a thing. With that title too.


See, Oniseki here is a known and proud Caldari loyalist and has given her life for State and people, yet this thread doesn't enrage her. She's having a giggle.

She too has reached a state of Spudvana.

Andreus Ixiris wrote:

Take a good hard look at this thread. See anyone supporting you? Even the people from Scope Works aren't fighting for you, they're just showing up to mock random people they dislike.


See, then there's Ixiris. Putting intent into people's actions that are...well wrong. He rushed to attain Spudvana, but sadly forgot to remain balanced, and simply went full potato.

Let this be a lesson ladies and gentlemen.

Never go full potato.

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Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#62 - 2014-05-30 20:08:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Pieter Tuulinen
Diana Kim wrote:

Tuulinen-haan, how would you reason with Admiral Noir, who claims that he wants peace, but then rams into Malkalen station?
Tuulinen-haan, how would you reason with peoples like Andreus Ixiris, who claims he wishes peace, but screams to kill all Caldari and insults instead of making fruitful conversation?
Tuulinen-haan, how would you reason with gallentean death squads, while they were killing Caldari citizens in Black Rise?
Tuulinen-haan, how would you reason with gallentean thugs, when they were defacing and destroying Caldari religious and historical sites, attacking civilians of Caldari origin?
Tuulinen-haan, how would you reason with that strike group, that attacked CN Shiigeru?
Or how would you reason with gallentean strike forces, who started attacking Caldari on Caldari Prime?..
Tell me, how?..

You can't reason with maniacs like them.

We must PROTECT the State against their aggression.
And for this to never happen again, the Federation must be destroyed.


I wouldn't reason with Noir. He was clearly beyond reason - how the people behind his attack on Malkalen haven't been found and dealt with by now is beyond me.

I reason with Andreus by sitting down with him over a beer. He's actually pretty reasonable provided you stay away from a couple of hot-button topics. If he screamed 'Kill all Caldari' then I'd probably slap him one to bring him to his senses.

I reasoned with Gallente death squads in Black Rise by having them put up against walls and shot, when we captured any of them - which wasn't often. Ditto for Gallente death squads on Caldari Prime. Soldiers deserve soldiers and the Black Eagles aren't the only ones who can give bloody orders.

I know precisely how to reason with outbreaks of Civil Disobedience - it involves using intelligence to determine who is a rabble rouser and who is just a frightened person. Show leniency towards the latter and no mercy to the former.

I also knew precisely how to reason with the Operation Highlander strike group, as did the rest of the Caldari Loyalist capsuleers present that day. I hear the FN is still doing a roaring trade in suicide and PTSD.


Notice that I am every bit as capable of hideous violence as you are, Kim-haani - I'm just a lot more selective about who I use it on. I believe very much in giving people a chance to mend their ways - but if they refuse to do so then they carry the blame for what transpires, not me.

I think that's a lot scarier than making threats that couldn't possibly by carried through.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#63 - 2014-05-30 20:09:50 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Anslo wrote:
See? Everyone knows you'd do that. Besides, everyone knows I'm potato. I simply embraced it.

I have reached a state of spudvana, where the food is plentiful and the fucks given are 0.

EDIT: So while he goes and digs through logs, I'll just insert a spoiler about telling him about some cloaky weirdo ships in a certain wormhole of a certain group of a certain mini-Sansha Nation.

Because reasons.

BEHOLD THE GLORY OF SPUDVANA


The last thing you need is a glut of starchy foods, Tetua. You're already starting to resemble a Dominix in profile.


STOP SNEAKING CAMERA DRONES INTO MY QUARTERS


SUCKER PLEASE. YOU'RE SO POTATO THAT YOU'RE DETECTABLE BY CORE PROBES!

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Anslo
Scope Works
#64 - 2014-05-30 20:15:24 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Anslo wrote:
See? Everyone knows you'd do that. Besides, everyone knows I'm potato. I simply embraced it.

I have reached a state of spudvana, where the food is plentiful and the fucks given are 0.

EDIT: So while he goes and digs through logs, I'll just insert a spoiler about telling him about some cloaky weirdo ships in a certain wormhole of a certain group of a certain mini-Sansha Nation.

Because reasons.

BEHOLD THE GLORY OF SPUDVANA


The last thing you need is a glut of starchy foods, Tetua. You're already starting to resemble a Dominix in profile.


STOP SNEAKING CAMERA DRONES INTO MY QUARTERS


SUCKER PLEASE. YOU'RE SO POTATO THAT YOU'RE DETECTABLE BY CORE PROBES!


WHY YOU GOTTA BURN ME LIKE THAT BRO

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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#65 - 2014-05-30 20:25:56 UTC
Just checking in, I see we are still doing this.... And, it looks like it's going well. I'll just be over here doing Gallente things if you need me....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#66 - 2014-05-30 20:39:43 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Just checking in, I see we are still doing this.... And, it looks like it's going well. I'll just be over here doing Gallente things if you need me....


Why am I imagining hotpants, stripper glitter and a fedo?

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Anslo
Scope Works
#67 - 2014-05-30 20:41:49 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Just checking in, I see we are still doing this.... And, it looks like it's going well. I'll just be over here doing Gallente things if you need me....


Why am I imagining hotpants, stripper glitter and a fedo?


And thumping music.

Wubwubwubwubwub.

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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#68 - 2014-05-30 20:43:39 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Just checking in, I see we are still doing this.... And, it looks like it's going well. I'll just be over here doing Gallente things if you need me....


Why am I imagining hotpants, stripper glitter and a fedo?

Actually, it's more: naked, sweets, other women and a model Thorax..... I'm a Gallentean of refined taste, no Fedos here.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#69 - 2014-05-30 20:47:13 UTC
Ah, that model Thorax. Single Entendreing it's way through the cluster.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Anslo
Scope Works
#70 - 2014-05-30 20:49:10 UTC
..oh so it's THAT kind of wubbing.

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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#71 - 2014-05-30 21:11:02 UTC
Anslo wrote:
..oh so it's THAT kind of wubbing.

There's another kind?Shocked

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#72 - 2014-05-30 21:31:26 UTC
Seriously. I swear you guys automate too many things in your society.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Anslo
Scope Works
#73 - 2014-05-30 21:34:07 UTC
Drones all day erryday suuolo.

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Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#74 - 2014-05-30 21:39:37 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Drones all day erryday suuolo.



And THAT is why the Federation could stand to do a few laps around the track.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Anslo
Scope Works
#75 - 2014-05-30 21:43:03 UTC
Why you gotta be like that.

Always gotta burn me, man.

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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#76 - 2014-05-30 21:56:30 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Seriously. I swear you guys automate too many things in your society.

You should try it sometime. It's very relaxing. Blink

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#77 - 2014-05-30 21:58:19 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Seriously. I swear you guys automate too many things in your society.

You should try it sometime. It's very relaxing. Blink



But, but, but...

It's not very Caldari, is it? I mean, as a young'un I had to hike t'Creche four miles in open vacuum, both ways!

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Anslo
Scope Works
#78 - 2014-05-30 22:01:23 UTC
Bro you spend more time with every other race BUT Caldari, you may as well be an honorary Gallente.

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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#79 - 2014-05-30 22:06:23 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Seriously. I swear you guys automate too many things in your society.

You should try it sometime. It's very relaxing. Blink



But, but, but...

It's not very Caldari, is it? I mean, as a young'un I had to hike t'Creche four miles in open vacuum, both ways!

Nonsense, it's perfectly normal. Now go get yourself a model Avatar.Smile

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
#80 - 2014-05-30 22:16:34 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:

1. Gallenteans rammed Malkalen station.
2. Gallenteans were attacking Caldari peoples on Caldari Prime before the war has started
3. Gallenteans were defacing and destroying Caldari religious and historical sites on Caldari Prime
4. Gallenteans started military invasion on Caldari Prime disregarding civilian lives under threat of orbital bombardment
5. Gallente death squads in Black Rise.
6. Gallenteans destroyed our whole leviathan and dropped it on inhabited Caldari planet.


That's why you want to destroy the Federation? Really?

I mean, the presentation is nice, but those aren't even issues. Have you seen the Punisher? Ugliest thing ever made, and proof positive as to why the Amarrians must be destroyed instead.