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Ceremony of ostriches was held in H-GKI
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#21 - 2014-05-29 11:47:36 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
More nonsense from another false prophet. You and Nauplius would get on very well.


Sadly, in another place Vaari expressed his disapproval of my mass scale slave sacrifices. For this, he risks being sent to the Mouth of Hell along with PIE to spend all eternity chasing false slogans.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#22 - 2014-05-29 16:56:43 UTC
Jinari Otsito wrote:
dafuq is a penguin? You guys are making these up, aren't you?


Nope, they're an anthrogenic species of semi-aquatic flightless bird that prefer sub-arctic biomes. Notorious for vaguely resembling men in formal dinner attire.

They had some in a zoo on New Caldari Prime that my class went to one time when I was little.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#23 - 2014-05-29 18:00:33 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
an anthrogenic species of semi-aquatic flightless bird that prefer sub-arctic biomes. Notorious for vaguely resembling men in formal dinner attire.


This does in no way convince me you're not making this stuff up. I'm supposed to be the one on hallucinogens. On the off chance you're actually serious and this is a real thing, I'm staying where I belong. In space. Dirtside is just too weird.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#24 - 2014-05-29 18:16:15 UTC
Jinari Otsito wrote:
Stitcher wrote:
an anthrogenic species of semi-aquatic flightless bird that prefer sub-arctic biomes. Notorious for vaguely resembling men in formal dinner attire.


This does in no way convince me you're not making this stuff up. I'm supposed to be the one on hallucinogens. On the off chance you're actually serious and this is a real thing, I'm staying where I belong. In space. Dirtside is just too weird.


Penguins.
Bryen Verrisai
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2014-05-29 18:35:57 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
he risks being sent to the Mouth of Hell along with PIE to spend all eternity chasing false slogans.

Hell is a Caille shopping mall?
Karynn Denton
Astrometrica
#26 - 2014-05-29 18:40:25 UTC
Jinari Otsito wrote:
On the off chance you're actually serious and this is a real thing, I'm staying where I belong. In space. Dirtside is just too weird.


I wholly agree.

I have only ever been dirtside a handful of times in my life, one of which was when an ex took me to see a zoo in Coricia, on Matar.
It was a terrifying experience. Almost as bad as the first time I experienced snow. Hence, he is an "ex".

Those penguin things - how big are they? In Pilot Kernher's link they look massive!
Terrifying.

Karynn Denton

Caravan Master
Bryen Verrisai
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2014-05-29 18:44:18 UTC
Penguins aren't very large. On average they're about one meter tall.
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#28 - 2014-05-29 18:49:43 UTC
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. No. Negative. Nope. Oh hell naw.
Cleanse these places with fire. We have all we need in space, I tell ya.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#29 - 2014-05-29 19:21:11 UTC
Jinari Otsito wrote:
Stitcher wrote:
an anthrogenic species of semi-aquatic flightless bird that prefer sub-arctic biomes. Notorious for vaguely resembling men in formal dinner attire.


This does in no way convince me you're not making this stuff up. I'm supposed to be the one on hallucinogens. On the off chance you're actually serious and this is a real thing, I'm staying where I belong. In space. Dirtside is just too weird.

Think penguins are strange? Try a platypus.Big smile

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Bryen Verrisai
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2014-05-29 19:27:24 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Try a platypus.Big smile

Fun fact: the playtpus is one of only a handful of mammals in the entire cluster known to produce venom.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#31 - 2014-05-29 20:38:08 UTC
Bryen Verrisai wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Try a platypus.Big smile

Fun fact: the playtpus is one of only a handful of mammals in the entire cluster known to produce venom.

Also one of the few mammals known to lay eggs.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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