Intergalactic Summit

Today we, the Ecumenical Patriarch of the Silent Infinity held a small and blessed ceremony honoring our ostriches in our alliance system of H-GKI

Vaari > God has given our alliance many gifts

Vaari > One of the most prestigious is of course of our High Lady and Canoness

Vaari > Lady Raely

Vaari > Her wisdom guides us surely our faith does

Vaari > We have been blessed with rich systems and brave witch hunters to protect our assets and our esteemed Ecumenical Patriarch

Vaari > That is us

Vaari > Many of our member will easily forged the small, but vital blessing of our alliance

Vaari > Ostriches of Providence breed

Vaari > Our gentle birds are rised in our space stations and pos hangars zoo portions

Vaari > They provide us with milk, eggs and meat to feed us and feathers to clothe us

Vaari > They are very special breed of amarrian ostriches, which has been raised from best individuals

Vaari > Now they swarm in our alliance station corridors, reminding us every day how grateful we should be for our big and small blessed gifts from the God Omnipotent

Vaari > It is time that we as a alliance to elevate our gentle and trusting birds to the position they deserve

Vaari > And grant the position of the alliance bird

Vaari > That is the will of God

Vaari > Like our High Lady, our ostriches are also vital for our survival

Vaari > With them, we can hold these system for months in case of major invasion to Providence

Vaari > Theyr milk, eggs and meat sustine our bodies, our faith feed our souls and feathers protect us from the cold of space

Vaari > Our High Lady of course leads us.

Vaari > It is calculated that if every miner increase the consumption of ostricht food daily by half

Vaari > Our entire alliance industrial output would increase 23,2%

Vaari > Lets pray

Vaari > God all mighty, our guiding light and reason to live

Vaari > Bless our High Lady, our Ecumenical Patriarch, our holders and our Avatar of War

Vaari > Also grant your everlastin blessing to our vast ostrich herds and make them reproduce more often

Vaari > Grant them big eggs and lot of milk and make them fat

Vaari > Grant our witch hunters courage to encounter heathens who wish to steal our system and raid our mines

Vaari > Grant us all wealth and faith so we can serve your divine will to the end of eternity

Vaari > Amen

Vaari > /emote sprinkles holy water

Ostrich milk...

Something tells me either those are not ostritches, you are using them wrong, or both.

For a brief moment, I imagined Vaari, clad in a warm, vacuum-proof robe of feathers, milking an ostrich. And now I can't stop giggling hysterically. You've destroyed my feeble attempts to think about things like spreadsheets, markets, profits and factory yield for the entire morning, Your Golden Mountainness

I am certain they would.

Huge flightless birds loose in the station corridors?

I am shocked.

I like Emus better.

Still waiting on the penguin class. I would so train caldari for the penguin class.

dafuq is a penguin? You guys are making these up, aren't you? Huge flightless bird my exhaust port.

Elder Penguins, is it? Well, I've heard crazier.

I blame the Caldari for starting the whole Giant Mythical Flightless Bird thing. Because Moa. :P

Hmmm, thinking about that, perhaps, a penguin is some sort of moa? Maybe, even an Elder Moa. Or is that Emu?