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CHELONAPHOBIA - C2 + POCO Wars... See turtles come out of their hole!

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EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#1 - 2014-05-23 10:23:19 UTC  |  Edited by: EVIL SYNNs
You may have heard of me? Then again its been a while.

CHELONAPHOBIA has been going for 6 months, now based in a C2 wormhole with a Empire Static, we come out, a different Forward Operating Base in Empire every time, dec the alliances/corps in the area and start taking POCOs in the HOPE they fight back, if not we take POCOs and spread the love (i.e. ISK)!

We are very mature players looking for a new way to MERC and get fights!

https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99004477/

problem of being a small Alliance - is you can only stop so many from running once they know they beat!

CCP has given us the ability to take the fights in high security space AWAY from the stations to the space around planets - we don't want to play station games, been there in 2004, got over it quickly!

We started in the deepest depths of empire, war decing POCO holding corporation and alliances. We will take their POCO's and hopefully they will put up a fight! If they don't then we will destroy the POCO's until we control all the planets in 1 system. We then will move on to the next system, until a whole consolation's POCO's are under our control, all the while charging 100% TAX

"Lazy Player" wrote:
No one will pay 100% tax
We account for EVERY penny into alliance and the 4.5 BILLION RAISED FROM TAX in the past 6 months says differently!

Where abouts do we do this? our C2 hole "Glory" does that work for us.... we roll it till we get a good area, and then roll it back to that area when we done!

So now the questions -

"Iwanna Fight" wrote:
Won't people just leave the war decc'ed corp?
If they do, we take their Planet's POCO's! We put the tax rate up to 100%. And when we finished we sell them for a profit - which is shared with our members based on a points system

"Cuddly Bear" wrote:
But if we are always at war how do I make isk?
The buff to wormholes is nice, every so often we take a break and pillage our hole, and we pillage other holes. Also members get a dividend based upon the merc contracts we've taken.

"TwoTrillion SkillPoints" wrote:
Empire is for noobs!
We want noobs! I love noobs! However, you see many corps post recruitment and come out with things like "we understand RL > EVE" and "We want you to have fun". Good for them! We don't!!! Fun comes in victories, Fun comes when you fight out numbered and win, Fun comes when you know the person flying next to you knows what to do when it goes wrong, Fun is when you grow a band of brothers. None of this depends on Skill Points, it doesn't depend on faction fitted pirate battleships! IT COMES FROM FOLLOWING ORDERS AND KNOWING YOU SHOULD BE DOING OTHER THINGS AS WELL... It comes from RL skill of the game of EVE!

Noobs grow... I started this by saying "You may have heard of me!", slightly tongue in cheek, but we have a history of taking people new to PvP and creating monsters. What a great way to learn about war dec's, PVP, Wormholes, and FLEET s

So what are we looking for?


    TwistedNon trial accounts - we don't have a SP minimum nor maximum
    Twisted Willing to give priority in their skill plan to specific builds of ships as set by corp (you may think your uber in a shield tanked mega - we don't)
    Twisted Who are not a special little snowflake. We will encourage you, but we will also tell you what your doing wrong
    Twisted Non smackers - we want to poke people in the face to get a fight, but local chat is for "gf" only - start a private chat if you want to abuse someone for being BAD!
    TwistedWilling to get a minimum of 3 jump clones as a priority - we will help you, but you got to tell us you don't have the clones
    TwistedFill out an application form http://evilturtles.iclanwebsites.com/ You have to register and be approved on the forum.



Drop by our public channel "THE WOLFY LAIR" (no quotes) and say hello, ask to speak to a recruiter and visit our web site http://evilturtles.iclanwebsites.com/
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#2 - 2014-05-23 10:23:27 UTC  |  Edited by: EVIL SYNNs
"Poor Noob" wrote:
I want to kill people, but can't afford it
We will supply you with ships for corp operations and make sure you help other corp members make isk, and they will help you back. We also will have an internal market based in our home system - we will buy and sell stuff from members!

"Trial Over" wrote:
I want to max out my skills in corporation management!
Riiiighhhht.... Maybe you need some help in understanding how the skill system works! We'd be more than happy to help!

"Bitter Vet" wrote:
Meh, I don't care
No problem, do you have a poco you don't want any more? Or maybe even a POS?

Twisted

"Planets r uS" wrote:
How many POCOs can you take like that, 1 maybe 3?
Our last sale was 100 EMPIRE POCOS - all sold at a major profit, after 3 months of 100% tax. Our website shows the dividends shared by our points system... Last month the dividend was 500M, this month its been 100M EACH because we just sold 100 POCOS!

"My Fitter" wrote:
How do I move my ships around empire, if Glory is 30 jumps away, meh to that and how do I get my ships into the C2
You don't bring ships! The hole opens and the directors move the ships out of Glory into nearest system and put ships, fully built and ammo filled on Alliance Contract in our "LEASE" system. You pay for the ship (Just above JITA cost), use it, and when finished put the ship back onto contract to alliance. Alliance buys it back - we check fittings Shocked This way, if you don't die - your ship is ready! you do die, you get the insurance and you lease another ship! When we finished with that FOB we roll Glory to get a entrance near FOB and ship the ships back into Glory.

You do require your own ship for the C2 - being a C2 with empire and C1 static its the easiest to get into.. Just logout in your ship and its safe - we provide probing ships! When we move to empire, move your ship in and when we move back to glory take your ship back in SIMPLES!


Drop by "THE WOLFY LAIR" if you have any questions!
Drunken Angel
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2014-05-23 11:59:12 UTC
Seems like a decent enough idea, hopefully you get a few buckets of tears
Gandanga
Evil Turtles
Chelonaphobia
#4 - 2014-05-23 18:32:44 UTC
If I want to mission run in my pimp CNR when its quiet will you provide protection ?
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#5 - 2014-05-23 20:47:50 UTC
Gandanga wrote:
If I want to mission run in my pimp CNR when its quiet will you provide protection ?



We will make you bait! If that's the same thing?
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#6 - 2014-05-24 21:14:48 UTC
First war dec resulted in us v 80. Killed their CEO, got a nice fight with an ishtar, reinforced our first POCO

End result surrender accepted, payment made, they will be joining us with their POCOs in the very near future!

We can has fun!

X up (old skool)
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#7 - 2014-05-24 21:40:39 UTC
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EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#8 - 2014-05-26 15:49:45 UTC
So no confusion, the time is now 16:49 on Monday -

Our first war ended, we waiting on the transfer of the pocos to join the alliance, then our next war can begin!

Come join us now, drop us an eve mail!

EVIL o/.
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#9 - 2014-05-27 11:32:01 UTC
Tuesday = Honestly read on, our next war dec goes off Wednesday.

We will get fights, but we'll need number soon as we are start to be "noticed!"
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#10 - 2014-05-28 21:27:06 UTC
Wednesday bump - Tonight we dine on POCOs!

2 wars in.. hope to see them in space ! We may even take a few moons 8)

Need help to get this done quicker - get more wars - get more targets then maybe they will fight us
Jayka Kyer
Eternal Chaos.
#11 - 2014-06-02 08:37:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Jayka Kyer
Nice People.
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#12 - 2014-06-03 08:33:55 UTC
Tuesday Morning - Another great fight last night, lack of kills only because we can't catch ishtars! Fight lasted a good 20-30 minutes with warp ins and outs, trying to land on top of the enemy, them keeping their drones in the fight. These guys were very good, overheating, managing their repairs.

Someone said, "But you never got any kills", my reply - I would rather have 20-30 minutes of adrenalin flowing through my veins, GF's in local afterwards, spending hours afterward thinking what we can do to stop multiple ishtars than a killboard full of AFK industrialist. But that could be just me... IF its you too, then drop me an EVE Mail.

EVIL
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#13 - 2014-06-08 15:14:31 UTC
Sunday Okay - down weekend over - all pocos transferred - 3 new wars kick off today \0/
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#14 - 2014-06-13 09:51:20 UTC
Was quiet - then you poke a big bear in the face with a Sh**y stick and you get some nice Vindi kills... and a nice fleet fight, and a nice 5 v 19 and the 5 wipe the floor.

The moral of the story is - you don't get fights in EVE unless you provoke people, and some time you provoke the wrong people, then it turns out - they just big teddy bears who are not happy and want some love.

And we are the people to do that!

Rawr..... http://evilturtles.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=23954614
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#15 - 2014-06-14 18:49:17 UTC
Saturday Bump - See the first post for an update. The killboard is looking good, as we start some roams, and poke big boys with sticks!
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#16 - 2014-06-16 15:20:00 UTC
Monday Bump - War Ends for transfers \0/ More poco gold incoming! Now we pick newer targets!
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#17 - 2014-06-17 14:30:27 UTC
Actively interviewing, as we have a few days downtime between wars!
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#18 - 2014-06-19 13:29:41 UTC
Thursday is War Day. We have reinforced quite a few pocos, mostly for tomorrow evening. Friday Night is POCO Fighting nigh!
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#19 - 2014-06-20 22:15:17 UTC
Friday Night - POCO night.. we sit round a poco and light it on FIRE!
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#20 - 2014-06-22 17:15:35 UTC
Sunday night - HAVE WE BITTEN OFF MORE THAN WE CAN CHEW?!!>> Why not join up to help us get our mouth around it!
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