EVE General Discussion

This thread is going places, I'm not saying its good places, but places.

Free PLEX for everyone!!!

Pull the plug on DUST

Sack staff who are just total £$%^. 2 come to mind

Turn all of space to 0.0 for 24 hrs on Christmas Day

Have 2 half price plex sales twice per year for 24hrs each time randomly.

Sack 1 more staff I just thought about.

Turn the Jove engine back on.

Give all 200+ mill sp chars a ship of there choice on current markets with a skin of there choice. Bit like a 1 off banksy

offer plex at 75% off for 1 month only,wait for cash to roll in, pull plug on ccp ,take all the money, fly to brazil ,get married ,have children,never leave.

Run CCP to the ground by making it F2P and selling gold ammo.

Sell CCP to EA, fake my death and retire to the Caribbeans.

Or change moon mining to only yield P0 materials and add reactions to turn P0s into P1s and moon materials at POSes. Then I force the CSM to sell that change to the playerbase. Also, I'd hire Dinsdale to oversee the re-design of Sovereignty mechanics and capital warfare.

Have a 95% plex sale for a week. When it's done stop selling plexes at all. Panic ensues.

Move all starter systems to nullsec.

Create 'Concord' incursions into pirate held space and sov space, have them appear out of nowhere and concordoken people on random gates, including their pods, blow up POSses and POCOs at random, warp in on ratters and blow them up as well.

Randomly change the sec status of X number of systems across the universe to something else for 24 hours ( DT to DT ), highsec becomes null or low, low becomes null or high, null becomes low or high. W-space... uhm.. yeah..

Have the CSM on Parade in clown suits during fanfest. Make them wear the suits during their entire time at fanfest as part of their agreement to get their free trip. Inform them of this agreement AT fanfest.

Add gold ammo, which does nothing different than regular ammo, except give the person getting shot the message that they're being shot by gold ammo.

Increase the price of a wardec to 100 times of what it is now.

decrease concord response time to 0 seconds in empire space, no matter sec status, and also have them show up when there's outlaws around or people with good standings vs pirate factions. Pod them for good measure.

Add a jacuzi to the CQ, but only allow it to be used when people wear a new set of items called 'swimming suits' which will cost 10000 aurum.

Have devs do unannounced dev roams with polaris ships with all the trimmings to gank any blobs forming up anywhere at random.

Mess with the Jita market.

Hire some players play Eve as part of their work, part time playtesting stuff, part time trade and make huge amounts of isk in tradehubs, extracting as much isk from the game through this as possible.

Focus development into WIS/Legion.

Fix carriers into real carriers. Eg. full fighter/bomber platform, no sentry derping, extensive rebalancing. Also change meta to discourage use of slowcat doctrine which is just stupid.

Real rebalancing of mining ships. Not this poop we get now.

Cal/Min pirate faction. Pirate Dessies/BCs as well.

Dunno how this would be evil though.