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I do advocate officially changing Hi-Sec to Hi-Sex. Please patch this, CCP.

I am quite honestly amazed at the translation skills. I think I got the first line of the most recent post, but it went downhill after that...

So true >.<

you need more than just one, even if it's just a manufacturing alt on the same account.

second of all you don't have to mix the items under trade goods, but someone does.

1) Get in your Leopard and put the plex and trade goods in it. Now add a Fedo.
2) Pilot to your favorite lowsec system (if your fav is high traffic choose second favorite idc)
3) Make sure there's no camp (you can ask in local for someone to jump through, but don't trust anyone with sex status under 3
4) Once you've made sure there's no gate camp jump through to lowsec
5) Warp at 100 to the sun
6) Eject your pod from the Leopard and log off
7) Get on your manufacturing alt and pilot to the lowsec system. By this time the Fedo is lonely and the lack of the familiar hum of a warm green pod in the shuttle is making him/her very nervous.
8) Once you're in the lowsec system with your manufacturing alt, warp at 70 to the sun and approach the Leopard
9) Bump the Leopard - this causes the Fedo to consume everything it can in an attempt to store calories for an impending trip through the vacuum of space.
10) Log back on your main quickly
11) Board the Leopard and get back to highsec (but stay undocked!)
12) The PLEX and trade goods should be gone, but the Fedo should still be there. Nurture it with love and compassion for a few weeks as the trade goods break down inside of it.
13) You can warp around highsec and maybe dock for a couple minutes if you need to but make sure the station service crews or docking managers know that you don't want your shuttle cleaned
14) Once you've waited several weeks dock with your Fedo and exit your capsule.
15) Equip your FEDO. approved noxious fume mask and allow your Fedo to explore your Captain's Quarters - it's best to use a station where you have lots of stuff so that the Fedo is not surrounded by unfamiliar smells
16) Once your Fedo is in a relaxed state, finger it. What?

17) Keep fingering your Fedo until it vibrates as stated. The PLEX gases should start to eject after a few moments.
18) Repeat steps 1-17 as needed until your CQ has low visibility
19) Put a high volume of assets into a ship of our choice and fly them to a safe spot with your Fedo on board. Leave the ship and return to the CQ
20) Spark up a blowtorch and apply it to the station containment doors - the fumes will bring the flame up to the necessary temperature to melt the Jovian alloys in the locks
21) Kick the door down and go find the guy who allots manufacturing service access
22) Intimidate him with your mask and blowtorch
23) Manufacture in peace

Hope this helped

Oh god.... What just happened to my internet chastity???

literally almost wet myself, i love this thread.

b-but it's already in the wiki.

https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Fedo_Song_(Chronicle)

and the pages on Fedos are locked so I can't update them ;-;

ohgod.

posting in a lost in translation thread.

Just anchor a Mobile Drug Lab and mix all the herbs there. Trade Goods are legal for high-sex docking games, beware Trade Goons though. And make sure you have Corp Recreational Hangar access for bio and plex in low/nullsec.

Mix safe!



EDIT: oh sh*t just saw this, sorry, since Retribution you can't really mix a Leopard.

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