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Uplifting True Story: A Minmatar Slave Becomes a Chosen of God!

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Johanes Beaumonte
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#21 - 2014-05-23 19:29:00 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Samira Kernher wrote:
Ms. Kim, shut the **** up.

The blooder who started this thread, may his name be struck, deserves everything Rella says. And more.

Gods and spirits.

This is it.

This is the day we finally found someone so repulsive and objectionable even Ammatar and Minmatar are backing each other up.


That Nauplius, he's a unifier, not a divider-upperer
Arnulf Ogunkoya
Clan Ogunkoya
Electus Matari
#22 - 2014-05-23 20:13:47 UTC
Samira Kernher wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
Nauplius I'm going to enjoy it so much on the day that someone, hopefully a relative of one of your victims, bashes a Khumaak into your thick skull.

You are truly the sickest, most twisted piece of crap I've ever had the displeasure of coming into contact with. I wish it were within my power to exterminate you like the vermin you are.


Thank you once again for showing us all how "intelligent" and "diplomatic" minmatars are.

Now would you be so kind to go back to your slave pen and don't disturb public with your minmatarish behavior.
Thanks in advance!


Ms. Kim, shut the **** up.

The blooder who started this thread, may his name be struck, deserves everything Rella says. And more.


I concur. Honestly, even you should be able to agree with us that Blooders are well worth killing. Especially, from your point of view, as they are allies of the Guristas.

That said I'm expecting someone from the Covenant to drop by and explain that this guy is too nuts to be one of theirs any moment now.

Regards, Arnulf Ogunkoya.

Aralez
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2014-05-23 20:13:59 UTC
Sadly another of our brethren fallen to the crimes of the Amarr Evil
Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#24 - 2014-05-23 20:43:47 UTC
Aralez wrote:
Sadly another of our brethren fallen to the crimes of the Amarr Evil


This blooder is not Amarr.
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#25 - 2014-05-23 20:53:12 UTC
Samira Kernher wrote:
Aralez wrote:
Sadly another of our brethren fallen to the crimes of the Amarr Evil


This blooder is not Amarr.


Now now. Of course he is. You can't sweep him under the rug that easily just because you don't like how he turned out.
Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#26 - 2014-05-23 20:55:23 UTC
No, he is not. He stopped being Amarr when he fell to heresy. He is as far from being Amarr as anyone born in another empire. Further, even.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#27 - 2014-05-23 21:25:01 UTC
Samira Kernher wrote:
No, he is not. He stopped being Amarr when he fell to heresy. He is as far from being Amarr as anyone born in another empire. Further, even.

He's less Amarr then the Jove!

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#28 - 2014-05-23 21:40:07 UTC
Arnulf Ogunkoya wrote:


I concur. Honestly, even you should be able to agree with us that Blooders are well worth killing. Especially, from your point of view, as they are allies of the Guristas.



I am not a member of the Blood Raider Covenant (although I make some effort to avoid hostile contact with them, as they have preserved some truth about God) and I do not share their blue list, whether or not it includes Guristas.
Arnulf Ogunkoya
Clan Ogunkoya
Electus Matari
#29 - 2014-05-23 21:48:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Arnulf Ogunkoya
Evi Polevhia wrote:
Samira Kernher wrote:
Aralez wrote:
Sadly another of our brethren fallen to the crimes of the Amarr Evil


This blooder is not Amarr.


Now now. Of course he is. You can't sweep him under the rug that easily just because you don't like how he turned out.


Actually she, meaning Samira, is even more right than that.

He's a Khanid, from the kingdom.

Which is to say not a subject of the Amarriam Empire. He isn't True Amarr, so by standard Imperial theology is deemed less than any True Amarr who remains orthodox and in the good graces of the church.

This may explain a lot about him come to think of it.

Regards, Arnulf Ogunkoya.

Arnulf Ogunkoya
Clan Ogunkoya
Electus Matari
#30 - 2014-05-23 21:51:46 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Arnulf Ogunkoya wrote:


I concur. Honestly, even you should be able to agree with us that Blooders are well worth killing. Especially, from your point of view, as they are allies of the Guristas.



I am not a member of the Blood Raider Covenant (although I make some effort to avoid hostile contact with them, as they have preserved some truth about God) and I do not share their blue list, whether or not it includes Guristas.


So you agree that you are too crazy for the Covenant then? Or do you just feel a tad inadequate compared to Omir?

Regards, Arnulf Ogunkoya.

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#31 - 2014-05-23 23:08:16 UTC
Arnulf Ogunkoya wrote:

So you agree that you are too crazy for the Covenant then? Or do you just feel a tad inadequate compared to Omir?


The Blood Raiders operate Pleasure Hubs, which are sinful. God has given Pleasure Hubs over to destruction.
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2014-05-24 04:32:01 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Samira Kernher wrote:
Ms. Kim, shut the **** up.

The blooder who started this thread, may his name be struck, deserves everything Rella says. And more.

Gods and spirits.

This is it.

This is the day we finally found someone so repulsive and objectionable even Ammatar and Minmatar are backing each other up.


As my father once told me when I was young "even a broken clock can be right twice a day."
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#33 - 2014-05-24 05:37:39 UTC
Caviar Liberta wrote:
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Samira Kernher wrote:
Ms. Kim, shut the **** up.

The blooder who started this thread, may his name be struck, deserves everything Rella says. And more.

Gods and spirits.

This is it.

This is the day we finally found someone so repulsive and objectionable even Ammatar and Minmatar are backing each other up.


As my father once told me when I was young "even a broken clock can be right twice a day."


Which one is the broken clock?
Nick Shale
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#34 - 2014-05-24 07:37:46 UTC
Self-proclamation of authoritative titles is a common phenomenon among occult sect leaders. A cursory survey of this phenomenon will instantly reveal a multitude of self-declared Masters, High Priests, gurus, Prophets, saviors, with Dr. Kuvakei being one of the most prominent.

Legitimate religious teachers and scholars know that a genuine spiritual leader is one whose calling to lead is first noticed by those outside of him or she based on certain qualities, abilities, and actions then must subsequently be accepted by the individual in question as his or her destiny. This contrasts with those whose will to lead is born simply out of the pursuit of self-interest.

The pursuit of self-interest and self-realization turns into self-absorption; other people lose their intrinsic value in our eyes and become mere means to the fulfillment of our needs and desires like the Vherokior in the story whose sole purpose was to validate Mr. Nauplius claims. Keep in mind that a shepherd should always be pure in thought, inasmuch as no impurity pollute him, for the hand that would cleanse from dirt must need to be clean, lest, being itself sordid with clinging mud, it soils all the more whatever it touches.
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#35 - 2014-05-24 08:11:20 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
The Blood Raiders operate Pleasure Hubs


I was not Aware of This.

I request some Photographic Evidence.

Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.

It is Written.

Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#36 - 2014-05-24 10:55:41 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Arnulf Ogunkoya wrote:

So you agree that you are too crazy for the Covenant then? Or do you just feel a tad inadequate compared to Omir?


The Blood Raiders operate Pleasure Hubs, which are sinful. God has given Pleasure Hubs over to destruction.


I suspect that the list of things that Nappy thinks God hasn't given over to destruction could be written with a large marker on a small post-it note.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#37 - 2014-05-24 11:23:34 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
Arnulf Ogunkoya wrote:

So you agree that you are too crazy for the Covenant then? Or do you just feel a tad inadequate compared to Omir?


The Blood Raiders operate Pleasure Hubs, which are sinful. God has given Pleasure Hubs over to destruction.


I suspect that the list of things that Nappy thinks God hasn't given over to destruction could be written with a large marker on a small post-it note.


All things have a Beginning and an End.

It is Written.

Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.

It is Written.

Caroline Grace
Retrostellar Boulevard
#38 - 2014-05-24 14:12:58 UTC
Capsuleer Nauplius, for your recent activities you will be bountied by 666 666 ISK once again.

Please note such bounty is a direct insult to your God and for you to be able to avoid this blasphemy, you have to consider either a nice vacation in an asylum, proposal to Diana Kim before you both fly directly into a lava planet, or simply stop posting on ISG network forever.

Have a wonderful day.

I'm Caroline Grace, and this is my favorite musical on the Citadel.

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#39 - 2014-05-24 16:40:59 UTC
Synthetic Cultist wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
The Blood Raiders operate Pleasure Hubs


I was not Aware of This.

I request some Photographic Evidence.


Behold: http://imgur.com/B45bMYI

This filthy structure was found in the Vaarma constellation; it appears in a cosmic anomaly called a "Blood Raider Hidden Hideaway".

I destroyed four of these structures today in which I recovered 10 Exotic Dancers of each gender, 10 Janitors, and 10 Marines. All of them I later butchered on the altar of God. Contact with the Blood Raider pilots was avoided; hopefully they will repent of their pleasure-seeking ways, lest they find themselves sentenced to the Mouth of Hell along with other Wayward Chosen such as PIE.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#40 - 2014-05-24 17:01:39 UTC
All you heretics and sinners are missing the point. So let me lay it out for you —


  1. Everyone is immortal; our fleshy life is but an insignificant trifle compared to our afterlife.
  2. God hates Minmatar and sends them all to Hell.
  3. Put #1 and #2 together; all of my filthy Minmatar slaves are going to spend essentially all of their worthless existence being slaughtered in Hell forever; whether I or the hero of the story in the original post sends them to Hell a little earlier is nothing worth whining about they way everyone in this thread is doing.


The truly special thing about the story in the original post, then, is not that five filthy Minmatar were sent on their way to Hell, but that one of them was saved. And he was saved by the touch of God, the election of God; he solved the riddle of the Apocryphon and saw that he must totally reject his own people and become something else, become a Chosen of God. And his initiation into the Chosen must be following God's Commandment to kill the Minmatar and feed on their blood, for the blood of the Brutor provides strength to the Chosen; the blood of the Sebiestor provides intellect to the Chosen; and the blood of the Vherokior provides Wisdom to the Chosen. That is what we must celebrate. Amen. Amarr Victor.