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[McMorris Inc] EVE's Top Investment Bank [VERSION 2.0]

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Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-05-23 17:49:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Governor McMorris
McMorris Incorporated.

www.mcmorris.me

McMorris Inc. is EVE's most sustainable and profitable investment bank. Through the investments of our clients, we can fund industry, trade and manufacturing operations in the virtual universe - the profits generated from these enterprises are then distributed among our investors as interest on top of their initial investment. Interested?


Monthly interest rate: 20%
Withdrawal's processed: Bi-weekly
Public channel: 'McMorris Corner'

What do you do with the money invested in the bank?
A fraction of your investment remains in the bank for security and liquidity, but most of the funds invested are in fact used in trading and manufacturing to earn a greater profit for both the bank and its investors. These profits are then distributed as interest among our investors, with any excess profits being reinvested or held as liquid capital within the bank.

What security measures do you have in place?
Members of the McMorris Inc. directorate are chosen with great care and consideration, however we have structured the board to ensure that each director only has access to a limited portion of the total capital held by the bank. By doing this, we isolate the potential damage caused by any single director that would go AWOL - even though such an event would be unlikely.

Can I withdraw my money at any time?
Requests to withdraw funds can be made any point by any investor via our control panel (login on the top navbar), however these requests are only processed on a bi-weekly basis. We have never rejected a withdrawal request and it is part of our policy to guarantee withdrawals every other week.

How do I know this isn't a scam?
Ultimately, this is a bank backed by a board of 12+ respected individuals with a long history in the EVE trading community. In addition to this, the bank is a profitable venture for both our investors and the directorate - therefore there is little financial reason to 'steal' money from our investors when we can instead build healthy long term financial relationships with them.

I'm having trouble investing.
For all technical issues, contact Governor McMorris in game or send an email to governor@mcmorris.me.

www.mcmorris.me

FOR SALE
Bad Bobby
Bring Me Sunshine
In Tea We Trust
#2 - 2014-05-23 17:51:09 UTC
Oh, this is going to be good. Big smile
flakeys
Doomheim
#3 - 2014-05-23 18:57:32 UTC
Bad Bobby wrote:
Oh, this is going to be good. Big smile



At a certain point it feels like a deja-vu from a deja-vu about a deja-vu .... Shocked

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Paul VonBel
VonBel
#4 - 2014-05-23 21:59:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Paul VonBel
Sure, I'll just send 600million ISK to your 1 day old character to receive 17% interest. Legit!

edit, typo

Are you a market trader? Do you want to chat with other traders? Then join my ingame chat channel: VonBel Trading
Lord LazyGhost
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2014-05-23 23:31:29 UTC
Guess for 1bil or over its 20% Interest
Nedly Stark
ARAZ Engineering
#6 - 2014-05-24 00:30:39 UTC
T'was painful to read over, good luck McMorris. You're going to need it What?
The Greenmachine Greenmachine
Green's Bicycle Shop
#7 - 2014-05-24 02:11:11 UTC
i like the portrait lol
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#8 - 2014-05-24 02:45:26 UTC
Dude... you should just whip up some "manifesto" on the back of Domino's pizza box one night, get a good front man, and start "marketing" mining permits to barge pilots, or billing freighter captains... I'm sure you get the idea.

P

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#9 - 2014-05-24 07:22:55 UTC
The Greenmachine Greenmachine wrote:
i like the portrait lol


Thanks!

While I'm sure quite a few of you can appreciate the funnier side, the MMIF is a very real community project that is helping players every single day. Unlike many other investment funds, we're owned mutually by our members - not the profit of one or two individuals.

FOR SALE
Steve Celeste
Doomheim
#10 - 2014-05-24 07:50:18 UTC
The Greenmachine Greenmachine wrote:
i like the portrait lol

He really looks like a McMorris doesn't he?
Big Lynx
#11 - 2014-05-24 07:57:33 UTC
he is looking very trustworthy.
Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research
Nornir Empire
#12 - 2014-05-24 14:22:45 UTC
Before investing I would like you to confirm, via an audit performed by myself or a trusted third party, that you have given away 22 billion ISK through ISK doubling as stated in Amarr local.

http://eve-live.com/Amarr/p/Akaasha_Pain
http://mcmorris.me/akaasha.html

Free 3rd party services

Buddy link w/ bonus 250k SP, you keep the whole PLEX upon subscribing
Mysor McGuinness
Capital Fusion.
OnlyFleets.
#13 - 2014-05-24 15:01:50 UTC
Confirmed Scam ** multiple people fell for itt and he is looking to scam people, dont be stupid enough please
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#14 - 2014-05-24 15:08:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Governor McMorris
Please stop trying to slander this genuine community fund - it's actually quite selfish behaviour.

Dozens of people have already got their investment IDs are now beginning their journey with McMorris Inc.

FOR SALE
Nedly Stark
ARAZ Engineering
#15 - 2014-05-24 15:34:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Nedly Stark
Contrary to the skepticism, i hear warren buffet owns a huge stake in his corporation.

sorry i had to edit this post to add something constructive,


McMorris where do you think this plan/thing can succeed? Hundreds have failed before you.. And someone has already linked you to sketchy isk practices as well...
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#16 - 2014-05-24 15:46:51 UTC
Nedly Stark wrote:

McMorris where do you think this plan/thing can succeed? Hundreds have failed before you.. And someone has already linked you to sketchy isk practices as well...


Our ethical and co-operative ethos is what will allow this fund to go where many others have failed to go before.

FOR SALE
Nedly Stark
ARAZ Engineering
#17 - 2014-05-24 15:51:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Nedly Stark
Governor McMorris wrote:
Nedly Stark wrote:

McMorris where do you think this plan/thing can succeed? Hundreds have failed before you.. And someone has already linked you to sketchy isk practices as well...


Our ethical and co-operative ethos is what will allow this fund to go where many others have failed to go before.


Why put in the effort though..

1) No one knows you

2) first time ive ever seen you post here

3) "funds" dont work (proven they dont many of times)

4) you've been highlighted for sketchy isk practices already

5) whats in this for you

I'm not trying to be a jerk about this. Sorry if i come across that way.

edit;

6) i'm profiling your avatar, you look sketchy as ****.
Governor McMorris
Doomheim
#18 - 2014-05-24 15:54:42 UTC
Dozens of people already have accounts, so by my books - this project is already a success!

During these first few months, we're going to have to work really hard to prove all of the sceptics wrong.

FOR SALE
Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research
Nornir Empire
#19 - 2014-05-25 01:00:59 UTC
Nedly Stark
ARAZ Engineering
#20 - 2014-05-25 01:27:10 UTC
Governor McMorris wrote:
Dozens of people already have accounts, so by my books - this project is already a success!

During these first few months, we're going to have to work really hard to prove all of the sceptics wrong.



And


Elizabeth Norn wrote:
I see you deleted the page on your website, good thing I mirrored it Bear.

http://www.freezepage.com/1400941292KBMRFFXKCR


Detective Norn, on the case.
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