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The price of heresy

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#101 - 2014-04-02 20:35:50 UTC
Wulfgar WarHammer wrote:
Please gank me! I want be be ganked!



Im sure someone will take you up on that.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#102 - 2014-04-28 10:40:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
Let us take a moment of silence for those that gave their ships and pods over the weekend.

81 HREN
Tananda Siffers
Sam Bullet
BORG Tzestu
[redacted]
Sonea Aidero
Aria Virtue

These brave few went head to head against ships 1/10th their size and died horrible deaths of burning awesome. I dedicate these kills, offered up by Lords of Midnight, to High Sec in the name of Wulfgar Warhammer and Ripard Teg.

Kill-It-Forward, gentlemen.
Pubbie Spy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#103 - 2014-04-28 11:27:51 UTC
Wulfgar WarHammer wrote:
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley wrote:
Wulfgar, you're back!! \o/

Welcome.


I've never been gone... I've been running *gasp* Amarr Epic Arc for the past few days in my blinged out Nightmare, taking a break from my usual L4 blitz routine. Of course, I've always found the time to AFK-mine in my un-tanked, optimized-yield-fitted Mackinaw while I'm here at work.

I'm telling you, violating CODE. and all it stands for is a full-time job in itself!




Let us have an ~*~e-honourable~ *~ 1v1 duel at the sun, my good sir.
Jack Lennox
Grove Street Families
#104 - 2014-04-28 12:10:12 UTC
I support this product and/or service

10/10 would read again

Been ganked? Robbed? Space feelings hurt?  Now there's something you can do! Fill out a Customer Service Comment Card!  EIther that or contact everyone's favorite Space Detective for an instant ban!

Jack Lennox
Grove Street Families
#105 - 2014-04-28 14:13:38 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Kyperion wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Kyperion wrote:


Yes, because MTU's would never have been thought of while they were adding all these deployables to the game.... idiot

And let's have MOAR 'elite pvp champion' tears about mining barges being capable of tanking more than a solitary NPC frigate....


MTU's would never have been...? What?

Do you even know what change I'm talking about?


Misread the sentence on MTU, but yeah, that change was definitely good for overall gameplay, and the fact that your whining about it says more about you than anyone who posted to the forums advocating for change.

And nobody in their right mind has any complaints about the EHP buff to barges.


Anyone arguing for the MTU change was merely arguing to hold onto their golden goose of AFK missioning with drones set to aggressive. No one who played the game correctly in the first place ever died to the MTU aggro "exploit".

And yes, actually, plenty of people had and continue to have a problem with them basically adding a zero to the end of the numbers for EHP of barges. Between that and the Ore Hold introduction, it encourages AFK gameplay, which is a bad thing. It doesn't keep people interested in the game, it specifically encourages them to NOT play the game. And I believe there was either a dev post or a CSM post in regards to the statement being made that CCP believes that the barge buff was too much.




Wait, what? Is MTU baiting not a thing anymore? I've been gone for a bit but I thought I would have heard about that at least

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#106 - 2014-04-28 14:23:20 UTC
Jack Lennox wrote:

Wait, what? Is MTU baiting not a thing anymore? I've been gone for a bit but I thought I would have heard about that at least


You can still do it. The changes made a few months(?) ago were to the aggression mechanics with drones auto-agressing someone who shot your MTU.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Jack Lennox
Grove Street Families
#107 - 2014-04-28 14:30:49 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Jack Lennox wrote:

Wait, what? Is MTU baiting not a thing anymore? I've been gone for a bit but I thought I would have heard about that at least


You can still do it. The changes made a few months(?) ago were to the aggression mechanics with drones auto-agressing someone who shot your MTU.



yeahhhhh that's what I meant. Damn, now I'll have to rely on the carebears to not be AFK and actually shoot at me :(

Been ganked? Robbed? Space feelings hurt?  Now there's something you can do! Fill out a Customer Service Comment Card!  EIther that or contact everyone's favorite Space Detective for an instant ban!

Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#108 - 2014-04-30 11:04:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
Blackhole Kelly was spewing vitriol in Local about "carebear pirates" or some such nonsense. We're all entitled to our [informed] opinions as citizens of New Eden. When prompted for clarification Mr. Kelly instead resorted to insults and lulz ... I do believe a very rude James315 .gif was also linked in chat followed by the usual filth. While the Kill-It-Forward program is in no way a .CODE affiliate I did feel the need to clarify some things for Mr. Kelly ... after all, what is damnation without a chance at redemption?

In keeping with the spirit of this thread, and in pursuit of a better High Sec, I 2v1'ed a duo of unsuspecting bystanders with an unhealthy attachment to their MTU ...

Jessica Silverton
Boergrine Saissore

... these two, in spite of their great attitude, found themselves on the business end of my Ishkur because of Blackhole Kelly.

God wills it!
Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#109 - 2014-05-01 05:32:47 UTC
I don't understand what I'm reading. Are carebears shooting carebears because some carebears admit that highsec needs a nerf? Shouldn't Y'all be busy rebelling against the new order or something?

For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/

Remember that whenever you have a bad day in EVE, the correct reponse is "Thank you CCP, may I please have another?"

Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#110 - 2014-05-01 05:45:43 UTC
Amyclas Amatin wrote:
I don't understand what I'm reading. Are carebears shooting carebears because some carebears admit that highsec needs a nerf? Shouldn't Y'all be busy rebelling against the new order or something?


A member of a well known wardec corp is dedicating his destruction of carebears to those carebears who post on the forums to advocate for taking away player freedom and adding more safety.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#111 - 2014-05-07 16:01:04 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
A new inquisitor of HTFU was frocked and within hours executed his first ever PVP kill, simultaneously issuing a Kill-It-Forward notification (dripping I tell you) with panache' and verve...

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*Snip* Please refrain from posting private in game correspondence. ISD Ezwal.

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For his bravery Tuler has been awarded The Order Of The Glowing Dildo, with Ben Wa Balls Cluster for valor.

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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#112 - 2014-05-23 17:21:59 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Let us congratulate newly frocked inquisitor-of-HTFU FizzDB, for executing a masterful act of Kill-It-Forward against an innocent carebear in a pimp-fit Raven Navy in response to nerf-hisec heresies by Abla Tive

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*Snip* Please refrain from posting private in game correspondence. ISD Ezwal.


For his excellence and panache' in this matter, FizzDB has been awarded The Order Of The Glowing Dildo, with Ben Wa Balls Cluster for Valor!

When the carebear heresies against HTFU stop, we will stop.

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Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#113 - 2014-05-24 00:29:58 UTC
I highly approve of this public service, as should every EVE players in their right mind. Also, without wanting to look presumptuous, I would say that Him being a more or less personal acquaintance, I got personally told that He is pleased with you.

Pray continue the Devil's good work.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#114 - 2014-06-03 18:50:52 UTC
With panache and guile, inquisitor Tuler Furzderf executed another innocent today, for continued pansified heresies against HTFU in the forums.

We are amused.

Nay, we are pleased. Keep up the great work Tuler,

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Vivec Septim
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#115 - 2014-06-03 20:21:39 UTC
I am peaceful type of fellow, but I do enjoy the danger present in whatever security of space. That 'risk' helps keep it fresh. It encourages spatial awareness, situational awareness, and common sense.

Also... as is said by near everyone...
You will go far if you don't fly what you can't afford to lose. :)

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. 

Vivec Septim
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#116 - 2014-06-03 20:22:59 UTC
Although, lets be completely honest. CCP definitely loves the gankers/pvp'rs over those of us who pursue more peaceful lives. This "Heresy" thing is a bit overly-dramatic to be honest.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. 

Vivec Septim
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#117 - 2014-06-03 20:32:05 UTC
To be honest, it doesn't bother me when an opponent tries to use overwhelming force against me -- it would make no sense to let your opponent have an advantage that he/she has not earned.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. 

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#118 - 2014-06-04 14:38:15 UTC
Vivec Septim wrote:
Although, lets be completely honest. CCP definitely loves the gankers/pvp'rs over those of us who pursue more peaceful lives. This "Heresy" thing is a bit overly-dramatic to be honest.

CCP used to hold HTFU as their core, but for people who have been watching for years now it's clear a pogrom of nerfdom is being pursued in a death of 1,000 cuts, in pursuit of moar subscriptions.

Truly, the original axiom of HTFU that made EvE great in the first place, is fast becoming just a marketing slogan in many eyes, when we see things like CCP recoiling at fools getting their feelings hurt...

Carebears aren't the issue. I love carebears, whenever I need to shoot someone in the face, they provide my ships to do so...

At issue are petition-bears and wailing forum-bears who drive these nerfs, with their incessant nattering for an ever-safer hisec that is heretical to HTFU.

They must be purified by fire, or shown the error of their ways by making them face the consequences of their heresies.

GOD WILLS IT.

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#119 - 2014-06-04 14:42:34 UTC
GOD WILLS IT!!!

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#120 - 2014-06-05 14:04:57 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
In response to the lies and disinformation spread by a heretic-in-NPC-alt-clothing (and in contrast to her feeble attempts to interfere with the HOLY work of your friendly inquisitors of HTFU)...

...Jamwara last night performed a sanctioned flagellation of an innocent carebears 1b ISK Golum, followed by a ritual sacrifice of his pod, as he clawed at the gates of the Oursu III station undock pleading entry...

(Jamwara wishes to thank the station management for denying said carebear entry during this time of conflict).

To cleanse his soul, Jamwara delivered a properly formed Kill-It-Forward notification to the deceased's next clone.

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*Snip* Please refrain from posting private in game correspondence. ISD Ezwal.

God wills it.



Well done Jamawara! You are beautiful in the LORDS sight.