Crime & Punishment

I've been wondering about doing this kind of thing myself. Might have to give it a go.

Let em know if you need a hand at anytime I'm online Starbuck. Gives me an excuse to train up logi stuff!

The suffering of other players is the only interesting thing in this game. Good job OP.

I might just take you up on that offer :)


Glad i can provide the good people of C&P with amusement , though i gotta say i'm having a blast myself doing this .

Speaking of which , its been a while since i last posted but im back now with some fresh stuff .

So , i made up a few more toons , got like 3 accounts now with around 4-5'ish safari toons in total , all of them with the standard skilling to use a gnosis .

I still keep my reverse safari corp going because it brought me good success and i started to recruit just about anyone just to get the corp member nr higher , good thing because it brings me even more " experience " players .

After my last story with that former corp mate's dominix , i managed to recruit 2 more peeps with shiny ships in the " guild of love " .


First one was a tengu pilot , recruitment went smooth , api check showed he only had 300 mil to his name and the tengu he was flying . I got him to come out to my " stomping ground " to run some " missions " together which he was more then happy to do . What i liked about him was he was a really cool guy , also the fact that he linked me his fit just like that without me even bothering to ask . It was a nice shiny fit that i ended up sploding away .

When he showed up i was already in position with my logi alt ready and all . Since i knew he had 300 mil i decided to try and ransom him for 200 which after a brief moment he payed up , tough sadly after he payed i threw in the old but glorious SUDDENLY BETRAYAL !!

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=23486819

some nice drops coupled with the 200 made for a good safari . Naturaly i took the time and energy to explain to him what happened and he was cool about it , he has my respect for beeing a good eve pilot .


Couple of days later came the other guy , pretty much standard case , lots of talks about the corp , api check showed he was flying a rattlesnake and 500 mil or so to his name .

Invited him to come have some fun together , think i w8ted for him like 1 hour till he finaly showed up . The thing i found most disturbing with this is when i asked him his fit ( which he showed it to me ) was that he was using an active tank on a rattler . Now i may not be fully in the loop when it comes down to pro PVE fits but .. im pretty sure the rattler runs better passive tanked ( please corect me if im wrong ) . At the very least though it defenitly made my job easier cause i was afraid i wouldnt have enough dps to crack his tank if he really was passive .

After the tackle went on he was very pissed , did some good dmg on me but my reps where holding easy when i turned on the third repper ( started using a proteus with 3 med deadspace reppers , can't say its the best but works better when im scouting for my safari alts with cloack and probes )

I asked him politely if he wanted to save his ship , his answer was somethin like :

Victim : ok , 100 mil , i'm kindah poor
ME : dude .. you do know i checked out your api right ?
Victim : doh ! ... ok 300
Me : accepted .. make my wallet shine !

HE did , then naturaly

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=23486670 --- The loot fairy really hated me there ... still a nice kill though . He was abit more pissed off then the other guy but what can i do , i pirate's gotta do what a pirate's gotta do , right ?



Next up i do a run on a safari alt , pretty sad about this cause due to some fraking mistake when i warped my main in the logi cloacky proteus 50 km from the belt the corp was mining .. i somehow got decloacked by a wandering roid ( God i hate mining ) .. so because of that they warped they-re orca back home and haven't undocked it for an hour .

I couldnt w8 forever as i suck at beeing patiant , so i went on the atack , what followed was a series of kills on a retriever , cormorant and stealth bomber that didint know he had to stay out of range not to die . Nothin glorious about the kils , just pure fun .

I camp they-re station for like 30 mins or so when finaly the CEO decides he's gonna give me a medal to leave , he does give me a nice medal , still laughin at it today " to the brave awoxer who failed to outsmart a roid and got decloacked " .

The CEO of that corp was a rly good guy , we still chat it up to this day , he keeps coming to me to ask about awoxing and how to stop recruting bad people . I took the time and tought him what i know only because he was a good fellow .


Funniest still , i managed to get in another corp on that toon with the full api sent full of awoxing kill mails and the medal , safe to say the guys who recruited me didint check .... naw , why should they ?


About it for now ...

That's an amazing medal. You should be proud, and to the CEO who made it, Cheers.

I should log into the character I put in your corp more and go hunting.

Been busy doing highsec wardec stuff, which has been REALLY fun.