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Dear new plarers wanting to be the "Bad Guy"
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Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#1 - 2014-05-21 06:51:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Don Purple
Please get with me, I am online 4pm -10pm eastern. I feel like im gonna retire soon. Willing to teach everything I know to maybe 2 - 3 pilots. :D if expectations met maybe ill even pass on this toon.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-05-21 16:50:52 UTC
Don Purple wrote:
Please get with me through eve mail. I feel like im gonna retire soon. Willing to teach everything I know to maybe 2 - 3 pilots. :D if expectations met maybe ill even pass on this toon.

NOOO!! How will I live without your ugly mug haunting my dreams at night?

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!
Harrison Tato
Yamato Holdings
#3 - 2014-05-21 19:27:00 UTC
Are you Scordite Cowboy's Grandpappy?
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2014-05-21 22:47:21 UTC
Don, will you please teach me the secret snuggle technique?

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Mass Doe
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-05-21 23:08:49 UTC
Whats the snuggle technique? Sound like something good to know.
Moonlit Raid
Doomheim
#6 - 2014-05-21 23:25:06 UTC
Don Purple wrote:
Please get with me through eve mail. I feel like im gonna retire soon. Willing to teach everything I know to maybe 2 - 3 pilots. :D if expectations met maybe ill even pass on this toon.


I also wish to know how to take such large objects in the rectum.

If brute force isn't working, you're just not using enough.

Please Note: Any advice given comes with the caveat that nothing will be suitable for every situation.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#7 - 2014-05-21 23:40:08 UTC
Noooooo!

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#8 - 2014-05-22 03:17:53 UTC
One day Monk!!
I still have a good 7-8 months in me yet.
Maybe I wont be able to give up being Don Purple but if I leave the game there must always be a Purple willing to snuggle!

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#9 - 2014-05-22 03:19:11 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Don Purple wrote:
Please get with me through eve mail. I feel like im gonna retire soon. Willing to teach everything I know to maybe 2 - 3 pilots. :D if expectations met maybe ill even pass on this toon.

NOOO!! How will I live without your ugly mug haunting my dreams at night?


My wonderful mug will always haunt you!
Just imagine me whispering into your ear so smoothly my mustache just tickling a little "Its time to snuggle"

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#10 - 2014-05-22 05:19:34 UTC
Note to self. Do not follow in Don's footsteps and become a father. EVE is too important.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#11 - 2014-05-22 05:23:32 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Note to self. Do not follow in Don's footsteps and become a father. EVE is too important.

Hehe my kiddo loves them explosions. It will be hard to play once she starts moving around. Right now she just rolls around making fart noises with er mouth.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Orla- King-Griffin
#12 - 2014-05-22 09:38:23 UTC
Don Purple wrote:
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Note to self. Do not follow in Don's footsteps and become a father. EVE is too important.

Hehe my kiddo loves them explosions. It will be hard to play once she starts moving around. Right now she just rolls around making fart noises with er mouth.

she'll be doing that well into her 20s, i know i amBig smile

Ah shite...
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#13 - 2014-05-22 11:31:06 UTC
Orla- King-Griffin wrote:
Don Purple wrote:
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Note to self. Do not follow in Don's footsteps and become a father. EVE is too important.

Hehe my kiddo loves them explosions. It will be hard to play once she starts moving around. Right now she just rolls around making fart noises with er mouth.

she'll be doing that well into her 20s, i know i amBig smile

Bwahahaha we can only hope!

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#14 - 2014-05-22 22:20:44 UTC
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#15 - 2014-05-23 06:08:16 UTC
Vortexo VonBrenner wrote:
ITT: thank you, my masterBlink



Just like that :D

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Radius Prime
Tax Evading Ass.
#16 - 2014-05-23 22:40:50 UTC
Barely entered life yourself. Back to Easter island I guess.

Fly well o/

Reopen the EVE gate so we can invade Serenity. Goons can go first.
Nicolai Serkanner
Incredible.
Brave Collective
#17 - 2014-05-23 23:18:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Nicolai Serkanner
Don Purple wrote:
Please get with me, I am online 4pm -10pm eastern. I feel like im gonna retire soon. Willing to teach everything I know to maybe 2 - 3 pilots. :D if expectations met maybe ill even pass on this toon.


I work from 8.30 to 17.45 in principal from day to dau bur every wednesday I have the day off because of the 4x9 rule of working days which gives me 36 hours in a week. But I am a crazy person so during some days I expand my spiritual allowance to the blood God for an extended period of time which might reach out as far as a number of hours I, in my limited understanding of all that is bloody holy I fail to understand, define as the definite number is 666.

Woot. do not but drunk ... I am to lazy to delete this.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#18 - 2014-05-24 06:40:42 UTC
Nicolai Serkanner wrote:
Don Purple wrote:
Please get with me, I am online 4pm -10pm eastern. I feel like im gonna retire soon. Willing to teach everything I know to maybe 2 - 3 pilots. :D if expectations met maybe ill even pass on this toon.


I work from 8.30 to 17.45 in principal from day to dau bur every wednesday I have the day off because of the 4x9 rule of working days which gives me 36 hours in a week. But I am a crazy person so during some days I expand my spiritual allowance to the blood God for an extended period of time which might reach out as far as a number of hours I, in my limited understanding of all that is bloody holy I fail to understand, define as the definite number is 666.

Woot. do not but drunk ... I am to lazy to delete this.

I like it

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.