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Child of Neo-Sani: Cor Arcanus

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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#101 - 2014-05-20 23:31:40 UTC
Well then I commend her. You are fortunate to have what sounds like a lovely, open-minded wife.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#102 - 2014-05-21 00:13:58 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Well then I commend her. You are fortunate to have what sounds like a lovely, open-minded wife.


Either that or you were incorrect in your assessment.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#103 - 2014-05-21 00:17:16 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Well then I commend her. You are fortunate to have what sounds like a lovely, open-minded wife.


Either that or you were incorrect in your assessment.

Are you saying your wife is not lovely, or open minded?

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#104 - 2014-05-21 00:35:16 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Well then I commend her. You are fortunate to have what sounds like a lovely, open-minded wife.


Either that or you were incorrect in your assessment.

Are you saying your wife is not lovely, or open minded?


When did you stop beating your children?

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#105 - 2014-05-21 00:39:30 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Well then I commend her. You are fortunate to have what sounds like a lovely, open-minded wife.


Either that or you were incorrect in your assessment.

Are you saying your wife is not lovely, or open minded?


When did you stop beating your children?

When I woke up and realised I'd been dreaming and don't have any children.

Anyway, why are you still here bantering with me sir? Don't you have a beautiful wife who should be occupying your time instead of some Achuran super model?

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#106 - 2014-05-21 04:27:55 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Well then I commend her. You are fortunate to have what sounds like a lovely, open-minded wife.


Either that or you were incorrect in your assessment.

Are you saying your wife is not lovely, or open minded?


When did you stop beating your children?

When I woke up and realised I'd been dreaming and don't have any children.

Anyway, why are you still here bantering with me sir? Don't you have a beautiful wife who should be occupying your time instead of some Achuran super model?


I'm studying warp field harmonics, writing a consultancy business case and perusing these boards so that I can remember that at any moment I could become a demi-god who bestrides the heavens if I chose.

Implants! They're a heck of a thing.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#107 - 2014-05-21 04:58:29 UTC
Sounds too complicated to me. So many big words.

I stick with braiding hair and flying Proteus.

And thanks for the compliment earlier sir. If that's what it was.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#108 - 2014-05-21 05:06:07 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
Sounds too complicated to me. So many big words.

I stick with braiding hair and flying Proteus.

And thanks for the compliment earlier sir. If that's what it was.


Seriously. I think Theoretical Physicists just went through the dictionary and doubled the letter count of all the things.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#109 - 2014-05-21 05:42:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Erica Dusette wrote:
Well then I commend her. You are fortunate to have what sounds like a lovely, open-minded wife.


Hah.

I might say the marriage is probably more one where Mr. Tuulinen describes what a charge is for assault with a deadly weapon occasioning grievous bodily harm according to Peace and Order corporate law; and where Mrs. Tuulinen then displays how open-minded they are by describing all the different ways they may be charged with such an offense.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#110 - 2014-05-21 06:29:46 UTC
Jinari Otsito wrote:
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Remember that time when we all put aside our differences to collectively ruin Alizabeth Vea with verse?

Good times, man. Good times.


Dafuq did I miss? This sounds absolutely hilarious.

Bask in the glory.

You should note, for reference, that we were all wearing "Deal With It" sunglasses for our ident photos during this thread.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Anslo
Scope Works
#111 - 2014-05-21 14:55:49 UTC
....see, this could have all been avoided if we had just sang my damn song.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#112 - 2014-05-21 15:26:30 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Jinari Otsito wrote:
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Remember that time when we all put aside our differences to collectively ruin Alizabeth Vea with verse?

Good times, man. Good times.


Dafuq did I miss? This sounds absolutely hilarious.

Bask in the glory.

You should note, for reference, that we were all wearing "Deal With It" sunglasses for our ident photos during this thread.


I kept trying to eat a meal while reading that and and now I have food in my nose, on the desk and everywhere but where it's supposed to be. That was flat out brilliant. Thank you.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#113 - 2014-05-21 16:00:19 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Seriously. I think Theoretical Physicists just went through the dictionary and doubled the letter count of all the things.

Oh gosh, Pieter. Some sciences love their big words, but physics isn't one of them. I think that as the distance one gets from mathematics, the complexity of ones' language increases to compensate.

What do cosmologists call the origin of all matter, the giant explosion that started it all? "The Big Bang."

What do physicists call neutral particles? "Neutrons." And the little neutral particles? "Neutrinos."

Chemists, what do they call the fundamental solvent of life, water? "Hydrogen dioxide."

Biologists, what is the fundamental molecule of their study of life? "Deoxyribonucleic acid."

Why can't we just call it "gene acid?" Gosh. So needlessly complicated.
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#114 - 2014-05-21 16:04:33 UTC
I used to think strings were the cat's meow. But now I know better. It's all about tubes.
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#115 - 2014-05-21 16:30:10 UTC
Scherezad wrote:
I think that as the distance one gets from mathematics, the complexity of ones' language increases to compensate..


Given that your starting point there involves tautochrone, prolate spheroids, gaussian elimination, degenerate conic sections, lemniscate, oblique asymptotes and other gems, I think I'll stick to practical engineering and let the synthetic intelligences deal with the math and more complicated(!) science.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#116 - 2014-05-21 16:43:35 UTC
Ugh. I refuse to acknowledge geometry.

Just kidding :) I could never stay mad at you, hypertoroids! Even if you are maddening sometimes. I'm sorry.
Avio Yaken
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#117 - 2014-05-21 17:48:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Avio Yaken
Anslo wrote:
Wait poem? Can we sing instead?

I love the lowsec!
I love the Empire space!
I love to salvage wrecks!
I love when fleets give chase!

I love New Eden,
So many things to do.

Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da~
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da~



You have time to sing drunkenly over the IGS, but not to review those scout operation reports you had me organize for 3 weeks straight?...

(.___________________________________________.)/
Anslo
Scope Works
#118 - 2014-05-21 18:05:07 UTC
Avio Yaken wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Wait poem? Can we sing instead?

I love the lowsec!
I love the Empire space!
I love to salvage wrecks!
I love when fleets give chase!

I love New Eden,
So many things to do.

Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da~
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da~



You have time to sing drunkenly over the IGS, but not to review those scout operation reports you had me organize for 3 weeks straight?...


I reviewed them! I even did a thing with them!...sorta...kind of...

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#119 - 2014-05-21 20:39:30 UTC
Anslo wrote:
I reviewed them! I even did a thing with them!...sorta...kind of...

Tsk! You have better things to do than being drunk and disorderly on the IGS. People need you, you know!
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#120 - 2014-05-21 21:08:07 UTC
Scherezad wrote:
Anslo wrote:
I reviewed them! I even did a thing with them!...sorta...kind of...

Tsk! You have better things to do than being drunk and disorderly on the IGS. People need you, you know!


That's a frightening thought...

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.