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Child of Neo-Sani: Cor Arcanus

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Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#81 - 2014-05-20 15:24:57 UTC
Is this how poems work?
I think I must be doing them wrong.
It's very pretty, sure,
It's that the words are sort of long.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#82 - 2014-05-20 16:00:04 UTC
Schere, have you been hacked? Is that a coded message of distress?

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#83 - 2014-05-20 17:02:32 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:


Oh great Maker, it wasn't an OFFER, it was a comment. If anything I was making a joke about the relationship between the two of you, not suggesting I wanted one with her. Not that I'm even remotely in the market, these days.

On a tangential note, whilst the bunk might be broken, I assure you that I'm made of sterner stuff. Obviously this is one of those times my reputation doesn't precede me.

You know it was, you wanna' wreak her like a titan in Asakai Blink

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#84 - 2014-05-20 17:29:59 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:


Oh great Maker, it wasn't an OFFER, it was a comment. If anything I was making a joke about the relationship between the two of you, not suggesting I wanted one with her. Not that I'm even remotely in the market, these days.

On a tangential note, whilst the bunk might be broken, I assure you that I'm made of sterner stuff. Obviously this is one of those times my reputation doesn't precede me.

You know it was, you wanna' wreak her like a titan in Asakai Blink


Dat killmail.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Anslo
Scope Works
#85 - 2014-05-20 17:41:44 UTC
Wait poem? Can we sing instead?

I love the lowsec!
I love the Empire space!
I love to salvage wrecks!
I love when fleets give chase!

I love New Eden,
So many things to do.

Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da~
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da~

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Zenariae
#86 - 2014-05-20 19:44:36 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Zenariae wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Will punch be served?


Finally, the question we should all be asking. Seriously, though, would you drink something a sani-sabik dropped in front of you?


Why not? I'm thinking of having wine storage installed at the office. Usually I drink iced water, oh, and there's a coffee dispenser in the food replicator. Sometimes I pick up a bottle of something special, like Absinthe, at Dodixie to enjoy over a conversation and a cuddle with my special someone. Is punch served? Not my cup of tea really, but I could make it if you asked. Milkshake? The question we should all be asking, would you drink something anyone dropped in front of you? The drink of trust could easily be a chalice of deceit. It's not the drink that's important but the hand that offers it to you, Mr Pieter. You can tell a lot about someone by their hands.


For example, if their nails are 'smirched with carmine?


It's just my nail polish.
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#87 - 2014-05-20 19:57:19 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Schere, have you been hacked? Is that a coded message of distress?

No distress!
I wasn't hacked!
There's no duress!
I'm just bad at poems.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#88 - 2014-05-20 20:10:08 UTC
Scherezad wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Schere, have you been hacked? Is that a coded message of distress?

No distress!
I wasn't hacked!
There's no duress!
I'm just bad at poems.

One more verse
Will make me curse
Any more rhymes
We'll need a hearse.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#89 - 2014-05-20 21:14:01 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Oh great Maker, it wasn't an OFFER, it was a comment. If anything I was making a joke about the relationship between the two of you, not suggesting I wanted one with her. Not that I'm even remotely in the market, these days.

Pretty much the same thing most men have said when they get rejected, in my experience.

Sad to see even Miss Candi will have to deal with the same thing as she begins to become independant.

Anyway, our relationship? She's my personal assistant, co-pilot and I love her as I would a true sister.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Candi LeMew
Division 13
#90 - 2014-05-20 21:22:55 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:


Oh great Maker, it wasn't an OFFER, it was a comment. If anything I was making a joke about the relationship between the two of you, not suggesting I wanted one with her. Not that I'm even remotely in the market, these days.

On a tangential note, whilst the bunk might be broken, I assure you that I'm made of sterner stuff. Obviously this is one of those times my reputation doesn't precede me.

You know it was, you wanna' wreak her like a titan in Asakai Blink


Dat killmail.

Pretty sure you'd pop a lot faster than a titan.

*pokes tongue out*

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#91 - 2014-05-20 21:25:45 UTC
Remember that time when we all put aside our differences to collectively ruin Alizabeth Vea with verse?

Good times, man. Good times.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#92 - 2014-05-20 21:30:53 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:


Oh great Maker, it wasn't an OFFER, it was a comment. If anything I was making a joke about the relationship between the two of you, not suggesting I wanted one with her. Not that I'm even remotely in the market, these days.

On a tangential note, whilst the bunk might be broken, I assure you that I'm made of sterner stuff. Obviously this is one of those times my reputation doesn't precede me.

You know it was, you wanna' wreak her like a titan in Asakai Blink


Dat killmail.

Pretty sure you'd pop a lot faster than a titan.

*pokes tongue out*


Well, I don't know. Some of that depends on whether you bring the firepower, doesn't it?
*pokes tongue out*

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#93 - 2014-05-20 21:33:26 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Remember that time when we all put aside our differences to collectively ruin Alizabeth Vea with verse?

Good times, man. Good times.


Dafuq did I miss? This sounds absolutely hilarious.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.

Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#94 - 2014-05-20 22:28:25 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Oh great Maker, it wasn't an OFFER, it was a comment. If anything I was making a joke about the relationship between the two of you, not suggesting I wanted one with her. Not that I'm even remotely in the market, these days.

Pretty much the same thing most men have said when they get rejected, in my experience.


He happens to be married. And if he were in the market, he has plenty of better options.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#95 - 2014-05-20 22:38:56 UTC
Samira Kernher wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Oh great Maker, it wasn't an OFFER, it was a comment. If anything I was making a joke about the relationship between the two of you, not suggesting I wanted one with her. Not that I'm even remotely in the market, these days.

Pretty much the same thing most men have said when they get rejected, in my experience.


He happens to be married. And if he were in the market, he has plenty of better options.

Wow, how about that bitterness?

You sound like someone who found out that information first hand.

Let's not forget he started it with his little "bunk innuendo", and seems to be rather enjoying it's continuation, by the way. I can't speak for Candi, but personally I'm not in the market for a relationship either, certainly not marriage, but if I were I'd prefer my partner not be so openly salacious.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#96 - 2014-05-20 22:56:29 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Oh great Maker, it wasn't an OFFER, it was a comment. If anything I was making a joke about the relationship between the two of you, not suggesting I wanted one with her. Not that I'm even remotely in the market, these days.

Pretty much the same thing most men have said when they get rejected, in my experience.

Sad to see even Miss Candi will have to deal with the same thing as she begins to become independant.

Anyway, our relationship? She's my personal assistant, co-pilot and I love her as I would a true sister.


See, this thing happening between her and me? It's called banter and, in my humble opinion, she's holding her own quite admirably. No, I'm not making a serious pass at her. No, I am not seriously insinuating that the relationship between the two of you is anything but very proper and filial. Yes, I enjoy banter.

However if you feel you need to look into this a little deeper, she did overshare in a way that could be interpreted in a racy fashion and my response to that is inevitably either "I could stand to hear a little more" or "I'll be in my bunk."

In the humble opinion of this ex-door knocker, you really need to get out of wormhole space a little more.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#97 - 2014-05-20 22:59:28 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:

Let's not forget he started it with his little "bunk innuendo", and seems to be rather enjoying it's continuation, by the way. I can't speak for Candi, but personally I'm not in the market for a relationship either, certainly not marriage, but if I were I'd prefer my partner not be so openly salacious.


You did say you weren't married, right? Feel free to go right on giving me marital tips, I assure you my wife will find it hilarious.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#98 - 2014-05-20 23:02:38 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Oh great Maker, it wasn't an OFFER, it was a comment. If anything I was making a joke about the relationship between the two of you, not suggesting I wanted one with her. Not that I'm even remotely in the market, these days.

Pretty much the same thing most men have said when they get rejected, in my experience.

Sad to see even Miss Candi will have to deal with the same thing as she begins to become independant.

Anyway, our relationship? She's my personal assistant, co-pilot and I love her as I would a true sister.


See, this thing happening between her and me? It's called banter and, in my humble opinion, she's holding her own quite admirably. No, I'm not making a serious pass at her. No, I am not seriously insinuating that the relationship between the two of you is anything but very proper and filial. Yes, I enjoy banter.

However if you feel you need to look into this a little deeper, she did overshare in a way that could be interpreted in a racy fashion and my response to that is inevitably either "I could stand to hear a little more" or "I'll be in my bunk."

In the humble opinion of this ex-door knocker, you really need to get out of wormhole space a little more.


You should save your excuses for your wife sir.

I'm not falling for the whole "Honestly I just tripped and fell bantered into her" deal.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#99 - 2014-05-20 23:03:34 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:

Let's not forget he started it with his little "bunk innuendo", and seems to be rather enjoying it's continuation, by the way. I can't speak for Candi, but personally I'm not in the market for a relationship either, certainly not marriage, but if I were I'd prefer my partner not be so openly salacious.


You did say you weren't married, right? Feel free to go right on giving me marital tips, I assure you my wife will find it hilarious.

What marital tips did I give you?

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#100 - 2014-05-20 23:23:30 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
You should save your excuses for your wife sir.

I'm not falling for the whole "Honestly I just tripped and fell bantered into her" deal.


I believe you will find that the hangar bay where my good wife keeps her concerns regarding this is out of stock.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.