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=- Cancelled -= New Mercs services. =- Cancelled -=

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Kaea Astridsson
Hoplite Brigade
Ushra'Khan
#41 - 2014-05-18 23:14:24 UTC
Anyone know what we're talking about in this thread? Did OP just offer to multiply my isk?

Get on Comms, or die typing.

Markus45
Doomheim
#42 - 2014-05-19 00:08:10 UTC
So is this a stealth diary for the OP basically?
Damon Messer
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#43 - 2014-05-19 08:44:33 UTC
8/10 Good job OP
Loraine Gess
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
#44 - 2014-05-19 08:49:26 UTC
Kaea Astridsson wrote:
Anyone know what we're talking about in this thread? Did OP just offer to multiply my isk?



Well he WAS talking about jita local... I think.
Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#45 - 2014-05-19 14:41:25 UTC
It was new mercenary services.

It won't stay new forever mind you...
Most probably less than 1,600 or 2,000 years.

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Radric Davids
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#46 - 2014-05-19 14:49:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Radric Davids
No pvp skills

no corp or alliance

no credibility


no problem
Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#47 - 2014-05-19 14:58:47 UTC
Maybe I should specialize in suicide ganking as a potential customer suggested.


Of course, there is space for improvement in that field although it can be expensive.


Either way, I only offered the lower end of Mercenary services.

I can't afford to War-dec a corp (or alliance) and be expected to defeat 10 or more players.
Or even hurt them.


I could give it more thought , but anything that can't be fulfilled won't be attempted.
It will be rejected with proper explanation as to why the offer was refused.

Later on, I may be able to add referral to competitive services, so that the demand be met.


As for the suicide ganking offers, I have never done that yet.
I believe it is more complicated than it seems to have eyes in multiple systems tracking a target.

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Radric Davids
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#48 - 2014-05-19 15:05:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Radric Davids
Quote:
I can't afford to War-dec a corp (or alliance) Or even hurt them. As for the suicide ganking offers, I have never done that.


You have never ganked, can't wardec, don't have pvp skills. In your words, you cannot really perform any mercenary service.

What merc services do you plan to perform to be worth people's money?

You wish to be paid to refer people to mercenaries which are advertising on the very forum in which you posted?


I suggest you join a merc corp and gain some experience and understanding before you try to offer solo merc services. Then people might take it seriously
Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#49 - 2014-05-19 15:48:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Lar Tadaruwa
Radric Davids wrote:
Quote:
I can't afford to War-dec a corp (or alliance) Or even hurt them. As for the suicide ganking offers, I have never done that.


You have never ganked, can't wardec, don't have pvp skills. In your words, you cannot really perform any mercenary service.

What merc services do you plan to perform to be worth people's money?

You wish to be paid to refer people to mercenaries which are advertising on the very forum in which you posted?


I suggest you join a merc corp and gain some experience and understanding before you try to offer solo merc services. Then people might take it seriously

That is going a bit far, but I did, and wardec, and have some PvP skills.
However, that is also far from enough.

I will be getting more details on the merc services that I plan to perform.
That is not complicated, it will be what is agreed on by contracts.

As for what I will offer in contracts, it may not be what is demanded.


As for the performance being worth's people's (ingame) money, it will have to be agreed on.
No amount of work, or money is going to be worth anything unless it is agreed on.
It is a made up currency as many others.


As for the referral part, it was offered in case that we could not reach an agreement.
It wasn't meant to be used as a charged for service.
You seem to be taxing.


As for the joining a merc corp, I joined other corps, and spent most of time trying to join uselessly.
I don't have time to waste to try to join anymore.
The only reason I would join would be to sell information services.
I don't accept members for that reason.

As for being taken more seriously, if that does mean to be treated even worst then now, it's not worth it.

Besides, I will focus on Bazaar trading.

The current active accounts are perfect for that. I don't even have to log and update skills queue.

Spying would be a good service to offer.
Albeit due to the sensitivity of the information, it would be better communicated on other secured channels.
Btw, it is easy to detect the level of warfare from the amount of damage attempted against communication.
The more damage and effective are expanded towards it, the more serious the warfare is.
(It doesn't include keeping customers or targets in jail. Maybe they should include that as part of the Crime Watch timer.)


Edit:
I have never made money in 2 years so far. I now have the opportunity to sell pilot on Bazaar for a small profit so I expect the warfare to intensify.
I am sure that the attempts to hack my system is going to increase tenfold and I'm preparing measure to prevent that to happen.
That way, I will finally have my first positive profit since the beginning , 3 years ago, or almost 33% of the life cycle of the system.
Which isn't much or enough tbh.
I will make more profit from investing in other opportunities.
The more investment I would put in merc service offer, the more of a problem, and serious problem it'd become...
Whether taken as such or not.

The usual arguments will be, change of topic, disagreement, inciting others against, up to higher level on the scale. Just nothing will be taken as is.

Many are meant as diversion to detract from profit and defer resources into the attackers accounts and secure capital securities.


Not including the risk of falling prey to false RMT speculation or be boycotted for some other political reasons.
But that would more than negate efforts at offering valid ("serious") service and be rendered vain, albeit precaution are in place.
That would also negate all efforts at Bazaar trading, or investing in pod pilot characters able to offer merc. services.

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#50 - 2014-05-19 16:04:09 UTC
Astonishing.

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Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#51 - 2014-05-19 16:06:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Lar Tadaruwa
Leto Thule wrote:
Astonishing.

+900m = 1.8b
(Cheese may be included, depends on season


Try to join another corp or merc corp before you come and complain about lesser amounts of losses.
What we like to hear are larger and more important amounts of losses from trying to join corps while denied.
That way, it allows us to focus more on diverting smaller amount from interfering with our "legal" profit schemes, schema, and what not, other scams.
(I will requote it , I swear

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Chlodwig888
Doomheim
#52 - 2014-05-19 16:13:25 UTC
OP from hell. Seriously, wtf are you talking about and what is that obsession with investments for yours? Noone gives a flying f**k about what you plan and what not if its not even close to be comprehendable. Please do everyone a favour - keep it plain and simple, just state what you want and/or offer and please leave out that devestating trial to use elaborate language which only produces, as you obviously lack the ability to state coherently what you want, confusion. Its like Yoda talking backwards while being high on Ketamine.

You are offering something - I am curious - mail me your offers and pricelist.

Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#53 - 2014-05-19 16:14:55 UTC
Chlodwig888 wrote:
OP from hell. Seriously, wtf are you talking about and what is that obsession with investments for yours? Noone gives a flying f**k about what you plan and what not if its not even close to be comprehendable. Please do everyone a favour - keep it plain and simple, just state what you want and/or offer and please leave out that devestating trial to use elaborate language which only produces, as you obviously lack the ability to state coherently what you want, confusion. Its like Yoda talking backwards while being high on Ketamine.

You are offering something - I am curious - mail me your offers and pricelist.


no

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Chlodwig888
Doomheim
#54 - 2014-05-19 16:17:39 UTC
Lar Tadaruwa wrote:
Chlodwig888 wrote:
OP from hell. Seriously, wtf are you talking about and what is that obsession with investments for yours? Noone gives a flying f**k about what you plan and what not if its not even close to be comprehendable. Please do everyone a favour - keep it plain and simple, just state what you want and/or offer and please leave out that devestating trial to use elaborate language which only produces, as you obviously lack the ability to state coherently what you want, confusion. Its like Yoda talking backwards while being high on Ketamine.

You are offering something - I am curious - mail me your offers and pricelist.


no



Shocked Thats the first post of yours which I am able to understand. Wasn't that difficult, was it?
CraftyCroc
Fraternity Alliance Please Ignore
#55 - 2014-05-19 16:20:31 UTC
Lar Tadaruwa wrote:
CraftyCroc wrote:
Finally I've been looking for a merc for ages - can you quote me to clear JITA local? I try and just get on with things but it's not easy.

There, you are quoted...

(There's also two 3rd person singular forms above which aren't meant to be there...)

The quote for services was between 20m to 100m depending on the services and conditions surrounding the service.
It is getting worthless however and the offers will most likely be voided due to that.

I just spent $40 yesterday from Friday evening to Saturday evening and that only included costs for 24 hours of ingame time .
It costed me more for food.

That is more than 2 or 3 PLEx worth, currently at 1.4b ISK to 2.1b ISK, 10 to 20 time more.
Less than a thousand times more mind you.


Will you in this instance take payment in milk? I seem to have acquired more then I need and what with it being perishable and the fact I now owe you billions I thought we could come to some arrangement.

I logged into JITA this morning and note you only quoted me in the forums, not ingame hence I will hold back some of the milk. I trust you are OK with this
Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#56 - 2014-05-19 16:22:23 UTC
CraftyCroc wrote:

Will you in this instance take payment in milk? I seem to have acquired more then I need and what with it being perishable and the fact I now owe you billions I thought we could come to some arrangement.

I logged into JITA this morning and note you only quoted me in the forums, not ingame hence I will hold back some of the milk. I trust you are OK with this

I'm not even ingame.
I'd have to pay someone to do the ingame work for me (for you).

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Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#57 - 2014-05-19 16:24:58 UTC
Chlodwig888 wrote:

Shocked Thats the first post of yours which I am able to understand. Wasn't that difficult, was it?

Obviously not.
I am busy with transcribing letters to the UN for my fiancee so that could be some time...
(As if there was not enough communication interference from warfare already...)

You mention communication problems caused on your part.
You seem to fail to understand I have more than 100 times worst damage on my end.

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Mortlake
Republic Military School
#58 - 2014-05-19 16:47:22 UTC
Lar Tadaruwa wrote:


I am busy with transcribing letters to the UN for my fiancee so that could be some time...



Can't breathe. Laughing too hard.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#59 - 2014-05-19 16:53:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Lar Tadaruwa
Mortlake wrote:
Lar Tadaruwa wrote:


I am busy with transcribing (confidential) letters to the UN for my fiancee so that could be some time...



Can't breathe. Laughing too hard.

Makes me wonder if they're planning super titans? With a bigger tank? For more damage?

Or, as an added bonus, I don't have to deal with the confusion and the blame associated with it.


I can offer Quafe Zero delivery services, hauled in Special Editions Haulers.
It's possible to record it on video, so you get proof that you gave your extra 105% in.


Other than that, one of the first time I joined a corp was the worst experience, on the scale of losing 69 characters.

The last time I joined a corp was the largest EVE battle to date. It's not worth it for me.


Edit:
I must say, it is quite easier to not have to deal with claims of causing confusion.
Probably that or any other made up claims to be honest though.
I'd prefer to stop playing instead of starting to make claims like that.


Maybe this will interest you more:
[MERC] Break-A-Wish Foundation
6) General Griefing

The best I can do is invest more heavily in their service and upgrade the griefing to Marshall or Universal Marshall level??
With specific jokes by colors on the side, and the left side too?

I do not offer griefing services, and do not make false claims against others.
It does leave me opened to more truthful targeting but I find it less confusing to find the evil.


In the meantime, I will cancel the services and also the offers.

You can still make demands, but they will only be recorded either for referral or other.
This should hold true until other opportunities arise.
In the meantime, it simply will not be worth a try.

It'd make it useless to have to make a collateral worth over 70 pilots just to balance at zero +1.

It's also going to be less of a waste of my time to try to explain already easy facts.
While the efforts are obviously being made vain, and with evil intentions.

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Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#60 - 2014-05-19 23:39:47 UTC
ISD Ezwal wrote:
I will leave this thread open for now as it seems to deliver some harmless (albeit confusing) fun, if not for the OP, then for the other participants and readers.


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