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Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#21 - 2014-05-14 18:18:58 UTC
Buhhdust Princess wrote:
On a scale of 1 - Baked like fk, how high are u?

Very funny, this is not the Quafe Zero speculations thread.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
I to want to be paid to be a mercenary without actually being involved in any pvp. I will accept contracts starting at 100 mill for any activity, with 80% paid up front.

No, but I could postpone the work for when I do have PvP pilots, ships, fitting and other.

I will also try to develop relation with locator agents resources to increase my locating skills.

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#22 - 2014-05-15 16:49:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
Chlodwig888 wrote:

Brilliant. Am I the only one who can't even remotely figure out what this thread is about. I am not sure if OP's incoherent sentences are giving me a headache or laughter. Please, someone - enlighten me.


Chlodwig.... if you want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes... Look here and look at his latest forum posts...

But be careful.... these posts have been known to cause bleeding eyes... and drive sane men crazy.

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Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#23 - 2014-05-15 18:28:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Lar Tadaruwa
Leto Thule wrote:
have been known to cause bleeding eyes... and drive sane men crazy.

nice work for 900m, ty, well worth it now

we`re developing a tear cleaning tool which will fit in your pocket

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#24 - 2014-05-15 18:30:31 UTC
Lar Tadaruwa wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
have been known to cause bleeding eyes... and drive sane men crazy.

nice work for 900m, ty, well worth it now

we`re developing a tear cleaning tool which will fit in your pocket


A napkin?

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Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#25 - 2014-05-15 18:32:08 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Lar Tadaruwa wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
have been known to cause bleeding eyes... and drive sane men crazy.

nice work for 900m, ty, well worth it now

we`re developing a tear cleaning tool which will fit in your pocket


A napkin?

I meant, something on the scale of a VR tool. Maybe a holoreel version?

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#26 - 2014-05-15 18:39:22 UTC
You still havent sent me 900m. Pay me.

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Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#27 - 2014-05-15 18:44:16 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
You still havent sent me 900m. Pay me.

I know, but I rather owe you 900m than pay you and get nothing worthwhile.

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Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#28 - 2014-05-15 19:40:10 UTC
WTF is this thread? Are you a merc? You're 'floating your first BS?' Seriously? Are you trying to sell your services with having no prior experience? I can't actually make heads or tails of anything the OP says.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

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Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#29 - 2014-05-15 19:50:38 UTC
I also offer Quafe Zero delivery services.
And can test if the booty is scanned. CONCORD or not.

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#30 - 2014-05-15 20:01:37 UTC
Lar Tadaruwa wrote:
I also offer Quafe Zero delivery services.
And can test if the booty is scanned. CONCORD or not.


CONCORD and faction police are not the same thing.

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Chlodwig888
Doomheim
#31 - 2014-05-16 09:45:34 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Chlodwig888 wrote:

Brilliant. Am I the only one who can't even remotely figure out what this thread is about. I am not sure if OP's incoherent sentences are giving me a headache or laughter. Please, someone - enlighten me.


Chlodwig.... if you want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes... Look here and look at his latest forum posts...

But be careful.... these posts have been known to cause bleeding eyes... and drive sane men crazy.


Thanks for the info Leto. Couldn't stop laughing when reading these. Hilarious. OP keep up the good work. Made my day. I suggest you start pod ganking and send those who got victims mails explaining them what you just did and what it was for and how this relates to your income and cost calculations. Lol.

Seriously, still not sure if trolling at V, desperately seeking attention or having some serious mental issues - either way, its entertaining. As some of the replies are in these threads:

Jayem See wrote:
I'd love to fly with you some time.

I can only imagine it would be like doing LSD whilst going down a strobe-lit rollercoaster, on the back of an Atlantic ferry. Naked. In a storm. Whilst people threw fireworks at you.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#32 - 2014-05-16 15:39:43 UTC
No problem. Any time I can bring someone to the light of orias, Ill take the time to do so!

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Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#33 - 2014-05-17 01:01:42 UTC
Chlodwig888 wrote:
Seriously, still not sure if trolling at V, desperately seeking attention or having some serious mental issues

I prefer to protect my own copyright than be a copyright troll trying to get money as out of court settlement.

#2.
I would like to get paid to solve the serious mental issues you refer too.
Is it a military personnel with a brain injury?

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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#34 - 2014-05-18 00:07:33 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Lar Tadaruwa wrote:
This (or these) forums have a tendency to change text or characters without asking my for my prior authorization.
The forum has the obnoxious habit of sometimes removing all text when having just composed a post and hitting 'Post'.
The forum software is however not in anyway capable of changing your text after it has been posted, approval or not.

Several employees of CCP and the entire CCL team however, are. And unfortunately for you we do not need your approval if we decide changing a text posted by you is deemed to need changing to comply to the The Rules.


I will leave this thread open for now as it seems to deliver some harmless (albeit confusing) fun, if not for the OP, then for the other participants and readers.
But I would urge everybody to keep it civil. And as comprehensible as possible....Blink

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Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#35 - 2014-05-18 00:25:19 UTC
ISD Ezwal wrote:
Lar Tadaruwa wrote:
This (or these) forums have a tendency to change text or characters without asking my for my prior authorization.
The forum has the obnoxious habit of sometimes removing all text when having just composed a post and hitting 'Post'.
The forum software is however not in anyway capable of changing your text after it has been posted, approval or not.

Several employees of CCP and the entire CCL team however, are. And unfortunately for you we do not need your approval if we decide changing a text posted by you is deemed to need changing to comply to the The Rules.


I will leave this thread open for now as it seems to deliver some harmless (albeit confusing) fun, if not for the OP, then for the other participants and readers.
But I would urge everybody to keep it civil. And as comprehensible as possible....Blink


Good to know it's not just us confused.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

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Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#36 - 2014-05-18 00:50:43 UTC
I used to save my post elsewhere before, so to avoid being adversely affected.

I wouldn't have known the result if I didn't try or post it.


I do better at gathering business data to implement or upgrade systems.


I have been testing standing upgrade to do higher level missions but it would proves worthless to me.

I would still get more from Bazaar trading.



It is less risk of loss and more chance of greater profit for me that way.

It'd minimizes the mixing of facts and there is less interference. (Also less risk of mischief.)

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CraftyCroc
Fraternity Alliance Please Ignore
#37 - 2014-05-18 10:20:30 UTC
Finally I've been looking for a merc for ages - can you quote me to clear JITA local? I try and just get on with things but it's not easy.
Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#38 - 2014-05-18 18:24:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Lar Tadaruwa
CraftyCroc wrote:
Finally I've been looking for a merc for ages - can you quote me to clear JITA local? I try and just get on with things but it's not easy.

There, you are quoted...

(There's also two 3rd person singular forms above which aren't meant to be there...)

The quote for services was between 20m to 100m depending on the services and conditions surrounding the service.
It is getting worthless however and the offers will most likely be voided due to that.

I just spent $40 yesterday from Friday evening to Saturday evening and that only included costs for 24 hours of ingame time .
It costed me more for food.

That is more than 2 or 3 PLEx worth, currently at 1.4b ISK to 2.1b ISK, 10 to 20 time more.
Less than a thousand times more mind you.

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Solitary Pal
The Filthy Few
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#39 - 2014-05-18 20:49:19 UTC
I don't even....

I have a monocle therefore my opinion matters more than yours.
Lar Tadaruwa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#40 - 2014-05-18 20:53:51 UTC
100 to 50 times difference

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