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Doreen Kaundur
#1 - 2014-05-15 22:01:47 UTC
Receently while watching an Outer Limits stream, I was subject to numerous TV ads...repeating over and over.

One was for the birth control device NuvaRing.

I was looking for it to share here, but couldnt find it but I did find this parody.

So enjoy.

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Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#2 - 2014-05-15 23:01:03 UTC
Outer Limits mmmm, Twilight zone yeeaaaaaahhhh...
Throw some Cthulhu myths there and you can go to sleep peacefully. Cool

Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#3 - 2014-05-15 23:52:30 UTC
Why is it that all commercials for herpes medication involve some combination of Vespas, Hang-gliders, Horseback riding, Mountainbiking and cuddling?

Why do all commercials having to do with "feminine products" involve white clothes and a swimming pool?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Doreen Kaundur
#4 - 2014-05-16 00:14:37 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Why is it that all commercials for herpes medication involve some combination of Vespas, Hang-gliders, Horseback riding, Mountainbiking and cuddling?

Why do all commercials having to do with "feminine products" involve white clothes and a swimming pool?



For the same reasons all fast food commercials involve thin people eating it.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2014-05-16 00:17:58 UTC
Doreen Kaundur wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Why is it that all commercials for herpes medication involve some combination of Vespas, Hang-gliders, Horseback riding, Mountainbiking and cuddling?

Why do all commercials having to do with "feminine products" involve white clothes and a swimming pool?



For the same reasons all fast food commercials involve thin people eating it.


So herpes really keeps you from Horsebackriding?!?!?!?! My god... the HR lady is missing out on LIFE.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Doreen Kaundur
#6 - 2014-05-16 00:39:59 UTC
Commercials not only try to sell the product but they try to sell an idealized alternate reality.

You will never see some hagged out boozy tattooed biker chick talking about her scortching case of herpes and how product -X helps.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#7 - 2014-05-16 01:10:18 UTC
Doreen Kaundur wrote:
You will never see some hagged out boozy tattooed biker chick talking about her scortching case of herpes and how product -X helps.



Sounds like the ideal commercial. But then again..I'm not an advertising exec.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#8 - 2014-05-16 15:13:53 UTC
Haven't you ever seen the Hand of God before ??Lol

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#9 - 2014-05-16 18:16:11 UTC
I keep on forgetting just how good uk adverts are compared to what you poor colonialists have to put up withStraight