Intergalactic Summit

Gotta love culture shock, eh folks?

I suppose this explains some things about Kim

Hmm... makes sense, though I would think there would be something caldari based..... perfect breeding ground for some repressed urges to be revealed and all, ya know?

I am a soldier, not a medic, Ms. Vess, to browse files with human anatomy.
I am pretty sure there are enough educational material on this subject in the State domain, and it isn't indecent, because it is professional, but it is outside of my area of interests.

Not really. It's mostly college students fighting over political ideals and pictures of cats. You actually have to go looking for official government statements, and p0rn sites rarely pop up unless you make a habit of searching for them. I imagine it's the same cluster wide, our college students are just more fun to laugh at.

I was never a member of a fraternity, but I have seen some hazing that would make a DUST merc cringe.

Mine was called "SPECFOR Training" and "Graduation Exercise". Not sure how to compare the three.

And Pieter... If you do... I. Want. Pictures.

If it resembles anything of Gallentean... just run, killing everyone who will try to stop you, and leaving ruins behind!
No, really...

And what the heck is this "Fraternity"?..

It's like you're trying to make an actual point and then failing miserably. Much like that time you tried to engage and destroy the Heron and Kestrel of my COO and myself with a Zealot and Falcon and failed just as miserably.

Now, see what I did there? I set up that punchline in one context, then switched it up and deployed that tight spread of irony loaded torpedoes right on target. Because I was attending classes on how to be a First Grade Caldari Badass when you were still half a zygote in the paternal sack; and marching in jackboot cadence in duty to the State while you were still getting those beatings you keep on talking about no doubt for being about as useful to society as a bag of dicks at a lesbian convention. Explanation enough in my mind for the continued domination over a military reject such as yourself.

Granted, appreciation of irony is beyond you, just as much as the subtleties of social wit due to what appears to be your present state of hydrostatic-capsule induced autism. Or perhaps your continued displays of always failing to get the joke and making a point is a product of irreversible brain trauma that carried over to your infomorph engrams due all those beatings you bring up at almost any available opportunity that it could almost be assumed that physical masochism is your kink. Regardless, you do at least have my thanks for being that gift that keeps on giving in actually managing to violate the metaphorical laws of entropy and thermodynamics by being a joke that continues to write itself in the perpetual motions of abject mediocrity.

There is something to be said about not kicking an idiot again when they're down, and in most situations out of kindness and decency I would not. However it really does seem that beatings are your fetish, and thus what I might have considered cruelty instead becomes an act of personal largesse to be bestowed with gratitude upon yourself. This I am more than able to grant if only to paraphrase some particular jaijii lyrics:

Because my pimp hand is way strong.

Ms. Kim-haani has paid visit to our establishment, but has only kept to the outsider - public areas.
Now I kind of regret she hasn't decided to explore further.

Nevertheless, the invitation still stands, Diana. After all, to know true indecency and decadence, one has to be able to cite several sources.