These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Out of Pod Experience

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

Blind the avatar above you, with SCIENCE!
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-05-14 19:37:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
I was working in the lab when my monkey, Bubbles, rampaged in and knocked over an Erlenmeyer flask full of hydroiodic acid in aqueous solution, which splashed onto my corneas. Long story short, I can't see my way to avoid the broken glass or chase that monkey. If someone could come up with a creative solution to restore my eyes' functionality, I would be blinded! (figuratively, not so much literally)

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#2 - 2014-05-14 19:38:57 UTC
My Vherokior eyelids protects my eyes from everything.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-05-14 19:44:48 UTC
I bet those eyelids would protect you from sustained bombardment by small silicate crystals.

(desert sandstorm)

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#4 - 2014-05-14 20:29:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
Wear safety goggles.
<------

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#5 - 2014-05-14 21:24:20 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Wear safety goggles.
<------


Beat me to it.
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#6 - 2014-05-14 21:48:25 UTC
Way ahead of you boys.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-05-15 04:27:32 UTC
Speaking of being ahead, today one of my corpmates went several jumps through nullsec and lowsec in a capsule and he got shot right next to the station, within docking range. I had to think about it for a sec, but then I said "well, 99.99999999999999% of the way is basically 100%, right?"

After I did some research, I realized it's probably more like 99.999999999999999% of the way. But I was pretty close.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-05-16 00:16:44 UTC
After some careful calculations with a graphing calculator, I have come to the conclusion that the best estimate for his trip distance is, in fact, 99.99999999999967%, give or take 0.00000000000025%. I was way off.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."