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Scripture: In the Beginning...
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#81 - 2014-05-08 23:18:29 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
so your tolerant of nauplius?

wow...

He will get his comeuppance come judgement day. It won't be as fun as he thinks it will.... For him as least.


So great have been my deeds already, that God Himself will come off His throne in order to escort me into Paradise. The saints and the sefrim will kneel before me in welcome.



If thats the case, hell seems rather lovely to me


Not an escape — one of the ways we of the Chosen shall continue to glorify God in the afterlife is by bringing a filthy sinner up to Paradise from the Lower Hells and then ritually sacrificing him back down again.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#82 - 2014-05-08 23:36:34 UTC
Nauplius wrote:


Not an escape — one of the ways we of the Chosen shall continue to glorify God in the afterlife is by bringing a filthy sinner up to Paradise from the Lower Hells and then ritually sacrificing him back down again.

That seems rather..... Redundant.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#83 - 2014-05-08 23:44:28 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
so your tolerant of nauplius?

wow...

He will get his comeuppance come judgement day. It won't be as fun as he thinks it will.... For him as least.


So great have been my deeds already, that God Himself will come off His throne in order to escort me into Paradise. The saints and the sefrim will kneel before me in welcome.



If thats the case, hell seems rather lovely to me


Not an escape — one of the ways we of the Chosen shall continue to glorify God in the afterlife is by bringing a filthy sinner up to Paradise from the Lower Hells and then ritually sacrificing him back down again.

so your trying to pick me up or something? uh......... no
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#84 - 2014-05-09 16:02:17 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:

so your trying to pick me up or something? uh......... no

I guess you're not into...Cool...bondage?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#85 - 2014-05-09 17:09:29 UTC
Na, im just not into genocidal fundamentalists.....Lol specially ones I don't really support, but thats another thimg all together.
Erys Charantes
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#86 - 2014-05-10 07:52:34 UTC
...Am I the only one who sees a tantrum prone child with an equally spiteful imaginary friend in the subtext of all of these new "Scriptures"?
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#87 - 2014-05-10 08:57:27 UTC
As the greatest Sani Sabik theologian of the modern era, (ask Cardinal Graelyn about that), then I have more than sufficient authority to state the following:

Nauplius is a heretic.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#88 - 2014-05-10 16:09:50 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
As the greatest Sani Sabik theologian of the modern era, (ask Cardinal Graelyn about that), then I have more than sufficient authority to state the following:

Nauplius is a heretic.


I challenge you to produce Scripture, Revelations, and Sermons equal to those I have been posting here over the last few months.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#89 - 2014-05-10 16:21:33 UTC
Id imagine she could just simply produce a drawing by a college student, that should suffice right?
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#90 - 2014-05-10 17:57:54 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
As the greatest Sani Sabik theologian of the modern era, (ask Cardinal Graelyn about that), then I have more than sufficient authority to state the following:

Nauplius is a heretic.


I challenge you to produce Scripture, Revelations, and Sermons equal to those I have been posting here over the last few months.


The Bread of Lies, the tool of the Deceiver.

In the beginning, was the grain of Truth, sown by God, to nourish the soul of Man. The Grain of Truth, ground by the Mill of Faith, to form the Flour of Scripture, that bakes into the Bread of Righteousness.

Molok, was the first, to take the Grain of Truth and twist it, putting it through the Rumour Mill, forming the Flour of Unrighteousness, which, with the Yeast of Lust, he baked into the Bread of Lies.

The Bread of Lies, causes fatness of the soul. When sliced with the Knife of Inquisition, the Bread of Lies reveals its inner unrighteousness.

Cast out the Bread of Lies, it is fit only for the Pigeons of Heresy, which are scattered and destroyed by the Cat of Truth.

Reject the Sandwich of Blasphemy, and consume the Righteous Bread.

It is Written.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#91 - 2014-05-10 18:04:41 UTC
Hmmm. Either he is a very naughty boy, or... she is a very naughty girl. Oh, dear!
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#92 - 2014-05-10 18:05:09 UTC
*stomach rumbles*