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Captain's Quarters - A spaceage supermax prison?

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2014-05-06 11:37:30 UTC
Cyoban wrote:
When will this be available?

Please CCP, cease all other development and work on this.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#22 - 2014-05-06 11:39:21 UTC
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10307213_10152149404446794_7124414942752288373_n.jpg

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

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Jamagh
Grand Violations
#23 - 2014-05-06 13:34:56 UTC
Jumpshot244 wrote:
Prisons at least have toilets.



I go over the railing. In Minmitar stations you can't tell.

"Please stop reopening silly rumor threads."  CCP Navigator.
Strot Harn
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#24 - 2014-05-06 14:28:10 UTC
It would be nice if you could see some of the Special Edition Commodities in your quarters. For instance, I'd like to see my copy of *Sneaks in a classic* on my coffee table, my Handful of Tiny Stars, the Piece of Steve and Band of Brothers Director Access Key, etc.


... Also, corpses.


Anywho ...
ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#25 - 2014-05-06 15:53:10 UTC
Hmm... are there any stations where your ship can have a clear shot to the Door? I'm pretty sure a 1400mm shell could open it.

ISD LackOfFaith

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Ashlar Maidstone
MoonFyre BattleGroup Holdings
#26 - 2014-05-06 18:14:35 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Cyoban wrote:
When will this be available?

OMFGLMAO!

When I first saw that.......ROFLMAO!!!
Ashlar Maidstone
MoonFyre BattleGroup Holdings
#27 - 2014-05-06 18:18:15 UTC
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:
Hmm... are there any stations where your ship can have a clear shot to the Door? I'm pretty sure a 1400mm shell could open it.

Do you realize if I shot a 1400mm shell at The Door, it would result in a massive, I mean MASSIVE explosion of such a scale it would leave us dumbfounded?? Just think of all the poor souls whos lives would be ruined, PLUS the repair bills that would deluge my CG of a scale I never seen before, LOL!!!Big smilePirate
ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#28 - 2014-05-06 18:26:25 UTC
Ashlar Maidstone wrote:
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:
Hmm... are there any stations where your ship can have a clear shot to the Door? I'm pretty sure a 1400mm shell could open it.

Do you realize if I shot a 1400mm shell at The Door, it would result in a massive, I mean MASSIVE explosion of such a scale it would leave us dumbfounded?? Just think of all the poor souls whos lives would be ruined, PLUS the repair bills that would deluge my CG of a scale I never seen before, LOL!!!Big smilePirate

Well I mean obviously don't use Fusion, use Depleted Uranium or something. You need a hole, not an expanding cloud of vapor. Besides, stations are big enough that they can take it.

ISD LackOfFaith

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Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#29 - 2014-05-06 18:58:38 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
A progressive supermax prison! It has a self-directed, early release program. (The balcony.)



I had a strange thing happen, I did fall off the balcony once, it was strange, I fell through the station model for a few minutes and just got stuck. Never managed to do it again.
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#30 - 2014-05-06 19:02:26 UTC
Supermax, Awesome!!

Well, first you have to kill a few people Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#31 - 2014-05-06 19:05:24 UTC
Issler Dainze wrote:
Supermax, Awesome!!

Well, first you have to kill a few people Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.


So you can see who's sneaking up on you in the dark?

Big smile

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Naomi Hale
#32 - 2014-05-06 19:08:32 UTC
Issler Dainze wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
A progressive supermax prison! It has a self-directed, early release program. (The balcony.)



I had a strange thing happen, I did fall off the balcony once, it was strange, I fell through the station model for a few minutes and just got stuck. Never managed to do it again.


Same thing happened to me yesterday, my avatar took a good couple of minutes to reach the station floor below, now that's big.

I'm Naomi Hale and this is my favourite thread on the forums.
Cyoban
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2014-05-06 19:12:37 UTC
Issler Dainze wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
A progressive supermax prison! It has a self-directed, early release program. (The balcony.)



I had a strange thing happen, I did fall off the balcony once, it was strange, I fell through the station model for a few minutes and just got stuck. Never managed to do it again.



Please turn off wallhacks. Get legit, bro.
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#34 - 2014-05-06 19:46:57 UTC
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:
Ashlar Maidstone wrote:
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:
Hmm... are there any stations where your ship can have a clear shot to the Door? I'm pretty sure a 1400mm shell could open it.

Do you realize if I shot a 1400mm shell at The Door, it would result in a massive, I mean MASSIVE explosion of such a scale it would leave us dumbfounded?? Just think of all the poor souls whos lives would be ruined, PLUS the repair bills that would deluge my CG of a scale I never seen before, LOL!!!Big smilePirate

Well I mean obviously don't use Fusion, use Depleted Uranium or something. You need a hole, not an expanding cloud of vapor. Besides, stations are big enough that they can take it.


I don't really need to blow the station up. I'd settle for people walking back and forth on their balcony while I take shots at them like one of those carnival games.

*DING!!-10 points.*

.

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Bischopt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2014-05-06 20:58:04 UTC
Yes, yes it is.

That's a good text adventure btw.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2014-05-07 22:37:42 UTC
Issler Dainze wrote:
Supermax, Awesome!!

Well, first you have to kill a few people Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.

I was hoping somebody would make this joke in this thread.

Now my life is complete. I'm quitting EVE. See you guys later. o7

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Solecist Project's Alt
Doomheim
#37 - 2014-05-07 22:39:46 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
Issler Dainze wrote:
Supermax, Awesome!!

Well, first you have to kill a few people Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.

I was hoping somebody would make this joke in this thread.

Now my life is complete. I'm quitting EVE. See you guys later. o7

HEY!

NO WAY! >:/
Harry Forever
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#38 - 2014-05-08 09:33:54 UTC
they could at least let the fedos in

Harry Forever vs. Goonswarm
Solecist Project's Alt
Doomheim
#39 - 2014-05-08 09:55:56 UTC
Bischopt wrote:
Yes, yes it is.

That's a good text adventure btw.


It's a really crappy "text adventure", (it's not even that...)
but I can't blame you for not knowing any good ones.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#40 - 2014-05-08 09:58:29 UTC
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:
Ashlar Maidstone wrote:
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:
Hmm... are there any stations where your ship can have a clear shot to the Door? I'm pretty sure a 1400mm shell could open it.

Do you realize if I shot a 1400mm shell at The Door, it would result in a massive, I mean MASSIVE explosion of such a scale it would leave us dumbfounded?? Just think of all the poor souls whos lives would be ruined, PLUS the repair bills that would deluge my CG of a scale I never seen before, LOL!!!Big smilePirate

Well I mean obviously don't use Fusion, use Depleted Uranium or something. You need a hole, not an expanding cloud of vapor. Besides, stations are big enough that they can take it.

just be damn sure you do it on an altSad

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