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The official I'm breaking up with you thread - from poster above

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Amber Patoria
Division 13
#21 - 2014-05-04 22:25:01 UTC
All I wanted was another baby.
I thought you could be the one, just maybe.

So now it's here and my love was a lie.
I'm taking our kid n' saying goodbye.

Candi LeMew > It doesn't have to make sense. It's just the way it is.

Johnny cruz > You end up getting off today Lotor?

loĸι
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#22 - 2014-05-04 22:37:01 UTC
Amber Patoria wrote:
All I wanted was another baby.
I thought you could be the one, just maybe.

So now it's here and my love was a lie.
I'm taking our kid n' saying goodbye.


Since this is pretty close to my current situation I will take this time to say

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Later
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2014-05-04 22:38:14 UTC
Amber Patoria wrote:
All I wanted was another baby.
I thought you could be the one, just maybe.

So now it's here and my love was a lie.
I'm taking our kid n' saying goodbye.

So that's the man you've been hanging out with? The reason our kid doesn't know who her real father is?

Well I don't care if you're single now. You lost your chance to move in with me when you decided it's okay to drag a kid around and never consider her feelings. You can drop her off at my door, ring the doorbell, and please be out of sight by the time I get there to open it.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#24 - 2014-05-04 22:56:30 UTC
I see how it is - got your fingers in Amber's pie?
Goddamn you know how to make a girl cry Sad
Breaking my heart, it's like a poke in the eye.
But that's fine by me, I'm sick of living in your mud hut.
All you ever do is ask to **** me in the butt.
Well that's it, it's done, you're losing your wh*re!
I'm taking my stuff and limping out the door!!

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#25 - 2014-05-04 23:01:05 UTC
You can only eat so much Candi before you get sick of it.




So.... yeah.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#26 - 2014-05-04 23:08:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Erica Dusette
Believe it or not, that made me hot.
Poor lil Candi, she's always so randy.
But if only she knew,
I was also banging you!
But we've had our fun,
Sex games and tanning, naked under the sun.
So I'll grab my clothes and quickly run.
Getting too crass and ISD might spank my bum.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#27 - 2014-05-04 23:48:33 UTC
MY MOTORCYCLE, IT'S TOO LOOOUD, I CANT HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. THIS IS ME RIDING AWAY.

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2014-05-05 05:37:04 UTC
I like the web... but the van?

Come back when youre webporsche or webaudi.

Weblexus is also acceptable.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Doreen Kaundur
#29 - 2014-05-05 06:54:49 UTC
I have herpes.

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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#30 - 2014-05-05 07:17:57 UTC
And you thought it odd me always carrying this 10ft pole, constantly waving it between us. Well, it's not just for jousting! *rides off*

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2014-05-05 22:15:26 UTC
I always said you had a stick up your áss, I just didn't know it was literally true. Well, that explains why you always wanted to be on top.

I have someone else now.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#32 - 2014-05-05 23:22:39 UTC
When you started coming around to join in on our Star Wars PnP group, thought that was pretty cool, man. But when you started bringing that plastic blowup doll, disappearing into the bathroom for hours, calling out our names repeatedly, well we think it best you try rerolling your jedi character at home... like on Hello Kitty Online --->

"You were supposed to be the chosen one!"

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2014-05-05 23:38:07 UTC
*signals to the band to play Rains of Castamere*

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#34 - 2014-05-06 02:49:57 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2014-05-06 03:14:41 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
you rang?
OMG! You make the cutest female-Lurch! Lol You make my heart flutter with iridescent soap bubbles, fluorescent butterflies, and epileptic disco-hearts!

That said, I'm leaving you and I don't understand why.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#36 - 2014-05-07 10:19:21 UTC
Sorry babe, You got no boobs, gotta dump you now. cya.

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Omega Sunset
Black.Omega
#37 - 2014-05-07 12:22:13 UTC
I just don't think you respect my mind, always staring at my boobs. I'd sit down and share my feelings with you, but I just don't feel that you can reach out with your feelings and talk, not with those hands always trying to slide up my top. I think it would be best if we just be friends. Well on second thought, I'm dumping you and I'm walking away now, and changing my number.

—Ω—
King Aires
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#38 - 2014-05-07 12:42:58 UTC
I am sorry, I have been sleeping with your alt and we are running away to Vegas to get clones together...
Definitly not an-alt
Doomheim
#39 - 2014-05-07 19:33:13 UTC
Yeah.....about that...
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#40 - 2014-05-07 20:12:26 UTC
Definitly not an-alt , we are definitely not a thing anymore.




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Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?