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Petition to CCP against Jovian Oppression

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Onie Auduin
Wolves of Liberty
#1 - 2014-04-18 19:21:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Onie Auduin
It has been known to all the major races that the Jovian's have a higher technology, which of course is to be expected of an older race. However the fact remains that in "Polaris VIII - Game Masters Biomass Processing Facility", that they have been abusing our reclaimed clones with an superior and oppressive abuse of our collective DNA. While is is also accepted that they have control of our collective DNA through their cloning vat technology to which they have granted us, the title of "Coffee Fetcher" is completely out of line. We absolutely demand that out reprocessed clones are given the title of "Barista" as a sign of respect to end this abusive oppression! It is our hope that the older Jovian race see's this wisdom to help enlighten our universe.

Barista's Against Jovian Oppression https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=337993

Wattinr
TOSOH Corporation
#2 - 2014-04-18 19:55:00 UTC
Well if that ain't the stupid line of BS I have ever heard. The Game Dev are the Gods of the EVE Online universe, and as such one mere mortal should not, challenge the might and right of their divine judgement. If "Coffee Fetcher," is such our name then we should say thanks to the CCP Gods for at least naming you before these beings of Cybernetic awesomness. Twisted
Onie Auduin
Wolves of Liberty
#3 - 2014-04-18 20:00:57 UTC
Wattinr wrote:
Well if that ain't the stupid line of BS I have ever heard. The Game Dev are the Gods of the EVE Online universe, and as such one mere mortal should not, challenge the might and right of their divine judgement. If "Coffee Fetcher," is such our name then we should say thanks to the CCP Gods for at least naming you before these beings of Cybernetic awesomness. Twisted


If they erase me for being vocal I will only become twice a strong as a martyr for BAJO! (Barista's Against Jovian Oppression)

Barista's Unite!

Barista's Against Jovian Oppression https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=337993

Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#4 - 2014-04-21 02:15:32 UTC
Jove =/= Polaris

Jove control a lot of space, but Polaris is under the control of POLARIS and CCP Cool
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
#5 - 2014-04-23 19:54:44 UTC
As above person pointed out, please do your research before accusing the poor Jovians of harvesting your DNA. Polaris is under CCP mandate, and thereby the act of the Polaris station harvesting your DNA is fully within their rights.

Providing a new home for refugees in the Aurora Arcology

Coyote Laughing
#6 - 2014-05-04 17:59:27 UTC
If you think that's bad, just think of the number of people that have re-drunk that same cup of coffee - now doubt the station has some form of organic molecule reclamation systems.

l8r \o/

CETA Elitist
The Prometheus Society
#7 - 2014-05-14 20:47:54 UTC
reapers?