EVE General Discussion

I'm a corpse collector, I enjoy the sight of corpses hanged on my wall, they're my trophies. I like talking a lot with them, they always tell me to go out and kill someone and take their corpse.

But recently, they started to create a very stinky odor.
I have tried everything to remove the smell, I used stuff as deodorant and quafe, but without results.


CCP pls nerf stinky corpses, and buff deodorant and quafe.



That is all.

No!

They'll look like capsuleer pickles!
And I don't like eating capsuleer pickles, they don't taste good with toast.


Edit: And even if I DO put them in glass cages, that'll distort their natural beauty.

im sure you could find a taxidermy in ope

Quietly waiting for Reaver-like ship skins to be introduced.

Scented lube.

minmattar scarf just got whole new meaning.

little bit of knuckle butter on the toast and the pickles will go down smooth. - trust me, I'm a chef.

I have a Lego Fire engine.



I like Missiles.

get jar...gat pickling spices and some vinegar....problem solved

bonus...in a month or two you have a nice tasty treat

Perhaps I can be of assistance?

I too enjoy collecting and interacting with my corpse collection. The problem with smell isn't really something CCP can address, it comes down to natural decomposition. The key to keeping your corpses in pristine condition without any socially-awkward odors all comes down to your embalming methods and after-care.

Frozen corpses, as you'd know, generally come .. well, frozen. They're also often badly damaged, at least superficially. I use a method of gentle thawing and re-hydration, followed by a traditional embalming method that a taxidermist in Hek once showed me. Once the corpse is supple once again, and it's internal organs cured, then I have a plastic-like coating applied to it's exterior - almost identical to the system used to give our own clones our own doll-like, silky smooth skin.

So now you have a corpse that's supple, long-lasting, smells great and looks just like it's living version.

What you do with it from that point is up to you sir. Personally I dress mine, and often pose the more "special" ones in a certain room within my tower. I enjoy spending quiet time perusing them, running my hands over their wax-like exteriors as I remember the event which delivered them to me - the great battles where our ships met like two planets colliding.

*Melancholic sigh*

My favorite corpse is that of my CEO. We keep that one dressed and posed in our tower's main foyer for all to see when they enter. He stands with one arm reaching up to the sky, it's quite a motivational sight. The other hand extended with it's middle finger raised, flipping off people as they enter.