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Revelation: Hell And To Which Part Of It You Are Going

Author
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#21 - 2014-05-01 02:12:17 UTC
Agiri Falken wrote:

Osyn, you're amazing! Lol

*bows* thank you.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#22 - 2014-05-01 06:09:06 UTC
Tahrmal Nalthkh wrote:
Well at least we're not in the lowest of Hell.


Dammit, someone beat me to it!

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.

Saya Ishikari
Ishukone-Raata Technological Research Institute
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#23 - 2014-05-01 06:14:14 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
Tahrmal Nalthkh wrote:
Well at least we're not in the lowest of Hell.


Dammit, someone beat me to it!

Funny. I'd have figured us soulless tube children would wind up there. I feel cheated. Big smile

"At the end of it all, we have only what we've left in our wake to be remembered by." -Kyoko Ishikari, YC 95 - YC 117

Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#24 - 2014-05-01 06:27:47 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
Tahrmal Nalthkh wrote:
Well at least we're not in the lowest of Hell.


Dammit, someone beat me to it!


Even in eternal damnation, PIE gets to look down at you!

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu

Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#25 - 2014-05-01 06:47:53 UTC
Hell for me would be an eternity of having to read Naupilus' inane ramblings.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2014-05-01 07:26:23 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
Hell for me would be an eternity of having to read Naupilus' inane ramblings.

Hey Rodj, watch this space. Trust me, he will "uncover" new scripture which specifically mentions you and a hell in which you have to listen to Nappy talk for eternity.

Because God.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#27 - 2014-05-01 08:11:41 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:
Hell for me would be an eternity of having to read Naupilus' inane ramblings.

Hey Rodj, watch this space. Trust me, he will "uncover" new scripture which specifically mentions you and a hell in which you have to listen to Nappy talk for eternity.

Because God.

There's always the off chance that, since it's prophesied by a Gallentean Heathen (rar!), it's no longer fit to be "uncovered"? Maybe you just saved the good Admiral without even trying! Lol
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#28 - 2014-05-01 08:18:51 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Sure, okay. I could see my personal hell being forced to listen to Gallente endlessly spew off about the wonders of personal freedom.

You win this one Naupilus!

I'm sure we'll get along fine once we're all down there. Don't worry.


Erica Dusette wrote:

Naturally I murdered poor Ray as soon as I came to my senses, I doubt he saw it coming, however the significance of the moment was not lost on me sir. It felt ... symbolic ... almost like a sign from Bob, or someone, that I was taking the right course of action and I mentioned to my colleagues at the time that I think this is a good sign.

What do you think, Mr Nauply, sir?

I don't know what Nappy has to say about it but as a sworn servant of Bob I am pretty sure that you did the right thing. Ray Charles decloaking at such an opportune moment should be seen as a sign, a gift, with which you did the right thing in blowing it up.

Also, I do think I know the kind of bar you speak of cher...

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2014-05-01 08:30:34 UTC
Agiri Falken wrote:
There's always the off chance that, since it's prophesied by a Gallentean Heathen (rar!), it's no longer fit to be "uncovered"? Maybe you just saved the good Admiral without even trying! Lol

Well put it this way: I respect Rodj Blake, even if I don't like him, so I guess I'd be OK with that?

I neither like nor respect Nauplius.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#30 - 2014-05-01 09:16:42 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Agiri Falken wrote:
There's always the off chance that, since it's prophesied by a Gallentean Heathen (rar!), it's no longer fit to be "uncovered"? Maybe you just saved the good Admiral without even trying! Lol

Well put it this way: I respect Rodj Blake, even if I don't like him, so I guess I'd be OK with that?

I neither like nor respect Nauplius.

Win, win!
Ascentior
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#31 - 2014-05-01 11:10:08 UTC
I see that even your own delusion is trying to warn you.
PIE are following the true path outside the mouth of hell while you are lead directly to your own hell created specifically for traitors and deceivers.

I must say, your ramblings have at least become a little more coherent.

I hope you heed the warning your own mind has gone to such effort to break into your Illusion

Admiral of PIE Inc., Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris (See 'PIE Public' for recruitment)

Honorary Fabricator-General of the Imperial Navy

Chosen by God to serve the Empire.

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#32 - 2014-05-01 12:43:37 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:

Hell, no!
Im not going to stay that close to Hell of Lust, full of lovers, fornicators and stuff like that!
They are disgusting!
And they stink!

Move us upper a level please... or move them lower. And better a bit to side, so their stink won't be raising at us from below! Thanks!!


In his wisdom, God has provided for you. He has made separation between your people and the Hell of the Gallenteans. And below you He has placed the Hell of Lust, wherein are those whose private parts God has taken away so that they cannot do anything that would make them hot and sweaty and smelly. And those in the Hell of Lust are actually rather pleasant to look at, for those condemned there are to burn in lust for each other (which would be less likely were they ugly) but be forever unable to consummate their Lust.

In short, the Caldari and the other Righteous Non-Chosen are not meant to suffer any pain in Hell and need not fear being adjacent to the Hell of Lust. The Lord has provided. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#33 - 2014-05-01 12:52:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Nauplius
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Also, I still don't know which hell I'm going to. I could easily end up in a couple of those.


God has not seen fit to reveal to me His reasoning in such cases. Perhaps He assigns you to that Hell whose sins most closely matches your deeds. Perhaps He sends you to the lowest Hell to which you qualify. Perhaps there is a sliding scale: 60% Lust and 40% Treason gets you to the Hell of Traitors, while 90% Lust and 10% Treason gets you to the Hell of Lust.

But rather than thinking about such things, you should be thinking about how to avoid Hell all together. The Apocryphon has opened the door for all to join the Chosen, even filthy Minmatar. But you must wash your sins in the blood of God's enemies and prove yourself worthy of God's blessing; prove yourself willing to do violence in His name. And the Empyreans are most blessed, for God has made available to them the vast slave markets of the Khanid Kingdom — I need give no further instructions, for I have repeatedly made clear what God demands of you. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#34 - 2014-05-01 13:03:08 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:

Wait ... what? Is this a recent change?

Most times when I visit The Summit it's people arguing or debating over boring stuff, usually politics, religion or current events in Empire. Eww. Sometimes nobody even talks to you at all when you say hello. Hardly the orgy you make it out to be.

Strangely though I seem to remember seeing you conversing in The Summit more than once, Mr Nauply...

... window shopping perhaps?


God has blessed me with a very, very fine sensitivity to Lust such that I see it everywhere and so am prevented from falling into it inadvertently.

Quote:

Naturally I murdered poor Ray as soon as I came to my senses, I doubt he saw it coming, however the significance of the moment was not lost on me sir. It felt ... symbolic ... almost like a sign from Bob, or someone, that I was taking the right course of action and I mentioned to my colleagues at the time that I think this is a good sign.

What do you think, Mr Nauply, sir?


Assuming that you were not negligent in the creation of your safe spots and sharing thereof, I suspect that your target is afflicted with a demon, for encountering another pilot in truly randomly selected space is most rare indeed, and only one with command of the demonic arts could pull off something so improbable. Perhaps in your destruction of this demon God has given you a sign that you should turn to the path of righteousness. Perhaps this is a warning, and the next demon that you encounter will be armed with something more than probes.
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#35 - 2014-05-01 13:03:49 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Also, I still don't know which hell I'm going to. I could easily end up in a couple of those.


God has not seen fit to reveal to me His reasoning in such cases. Perhaps He assigns you to that Hell whose sins most closely matches your deeds. Perhaps He sends you to the lowest Hell to which you qualify. Perhaps there is a sliding scale: 60% Lust and 40% Treason gets you to the Hell of Traitors, while 90% Lust and 10% Treason gets you to the Hell of Lust.


I think we need to build a spreadsheet on this to make some calculations.

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#36 - 2014-05-01 13:07:37 UTC
Tahrmal Nalthkh wrote:
Well at least we're not in the lowest of Hell.


Technically no, but you shall have the worst torments in the Hell of Prematurely Freed Slaves, for you shall not only share in the labors and punishments of the slaves but shall have to listen to their unprintable curses against you — forever.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#37 - 2014-05-01 13:15:40 UTC
Ascentior wrote:
I see that even your own delusion is trying to warn you.
PIE are following the true path outside the mouth of hell while you are lead directly to your own hell created specifically for traitors and deceivers.

I must say, your ramblings have at least become a little more coherent.

I hope you heed the warning your own mind has gone to such effort to break into your Illusion


Outside the Mouth of Hell to be sure, but also outside the Gates of Paradise, whose blood-splattered golden towers shall ever be denied you. Perhaps you shall hear echoes of our stupendous, God-glorifying sacrifices (picking up sinners out of the lower Hells and then sacrificing them back down) and be sad that you shall never be part of them.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#38 - 2014-05-01 15:25:52 UTC
Where is hell exactly, anyway?

I want to see about getting a fleet up to raid it.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#39 - 2014-05-01 15:39:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Stitcher
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Where is hell exactly, anyway?

I want to see about getting a fleet up to raid it.


I don't know exactly, save that it's got "lakes of fire", is described as being "other people" and that the road to it is supposedly paved with good intentions.

so... a magmatic world somewhere in a densely-populated Federation system?

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#40 - 2014-05-01 15:55:02 UTC
This paradise doesn't sound very paradisical. I think we've got it best!