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Well I figured they would at least move it, It has been fun continued.
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Bryce Owen
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-04-30 18:30:22 UTC

The post from the locked thread are still considered, and this doesnt ruin the trolling I still posted in general with a goodbye. Twisted Bring the trolls.

OP:
I'm hanging up my clones at the end of my sub. This isn't a ccp/goon/etc hate speech, I love these guys. This has been the most real and fun experience in gaming I have ever had. The reason for my leaving is I'm leaving my current job as a K9 team leader for State DOC and going to work for a police dept. in a metro area and time will not let me play Eve. Also my other hobby has taken a more serious turn. I am now part of TVNWeather which is a whole new ball game in storm chasing after a very successful few chases with the storms that went through the southern US the past few days. So real life has defeated Eve.

The reason for my post is Yes! you can have my stuff. I have over 6 bil in liquid isk and probably 2 bil in assets.

I will award the following.

Best troll post.
Best overall post.
Best meme.
Dumbest post.
Smartest Post.

24 hours and it will be finalized and I will hand out the rewards.

Safe flying guys. It has been fun. Cool
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#2 - 2014-04-30 18:39:05 UTC
I like Battleships.

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-04-30 18:40:32 UTC
second smart post

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[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#4 - 2014-04-30 18:43:34 UTC
For years I wandered through life without purpose or direction.


Then I attached googly eyes to a muffin with a loose top. My life has never been the same since.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#5 - 2014-04-30 18:46:23 UTC
Can I have your stuff?

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#6 - 2014-04-30 18:47:31 UTC
Best Post Evar!




I like Haggis.

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#7 - 2014-04-30 18:58:35 UTC
I like Cheese

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#8 - 2014-04-30 19:13:39 UTC
Before you go, there is a protocol to be followed...





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Faenir Antollare
For Ever And Ever
#9 - 2014-04-30 19:19:48 UTC
Would just like to wish you good luck :)

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Pix Severus
Empty You
#10 - 2014-04-30 19:51:04 UTC
Surely one day you will yearn
To go back to the corp where you learn
How to become a god
Or perhaps lose your pod
They will surely await your return

I am not trying to sound tough
But please, can I have all your stuff?
I'll spend it on ships
And Amarr Nexus Chips
I seriously can't get enough

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-04-30 19:53:32 UTC
I grew up in a culture that distrusts people in blue uniforms, and like any kid I inherited these views without really challenging them. On the worst day of my life, someone in a blue uniform risked his own life to slide my stuck leg out of a wreck and pull me out of the way of freeway traffic that didn't yet notice a two wheeler on it's side (the guy who had cut me off was long gone).

I was out of it for a few hours and wouldn't even know about him if one of the hospital employees hadn't mentioned him sticking around till my dad got there.

I hope that you are safe and appreciated in your new life.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Alyth Nerun
Foundation for CODE and THE NEW ORDER
#12 - 2014-04-30 20:14:17 UTC
Looks like everyone is going after the "dumbest post" prize so far
Doireen Kaundur
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-04-30 20:26:13 UTC
take me with you Cry

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#14 - 2014-04-30 20:49:44 UTC
This thread was bound to take an odd turn when it ended up in ope with the giggling solvent abusers, seriously, don't touch me any of you!

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#15 - 2014-04-30 20:54:38 UTC
I'll give the meme category a shot

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Karah Amoure
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2014-04-30 21:04:51 UTC
No one cares.
Harry Forever
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#17 - 2014-04-30 21:21:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Harry Forever
Bryce Owen wrote:

bubbling about something...


..I..

Harry Forever vs. Goonswarm
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#18 - 2014-04-30 21:21:56 UTC
Now that we are in the proper forum for these types of posts. Real Life never beats EvE. EvE will forever be that little seed in the back of your mind calling out to you to come back to your home.

Now GTFO out for now and enjoy the real world you quitter!
Lumukanda Theleraese
Paranoid Inc
#19 - 2014-04-30 23:50:09 UTC
You could always fly into a system where the rookies first start the game and pick people at random to give some money to. Or if you were after a bit of a laugh go to the same type of system in some ships, eject then announce in local that there is a free ship there for whoever wants it. Would probably be like sperm trying to get into the egg with the pods surrounding it.
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#20 - 2014-04-30 23:59:20 UTC
wut?

I'm in it for the money

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