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Wulfgar WarHammer
Unrustled
#21 - 2014-04-30 17:46:56 UTC
for 1bil Isk I'll send you a signed, personalized softcore picture of myself, I'll write a little sign with whatever you want on it so you know its legit.

For the whole 6bil I'll even send a dickpic.

I look good naked, evemail me

E-2C Hawkeye
HOW to PEG SAFETY
#22 - 2014-04-30 17:49:38 UTC  |  Edited by: E-2C Hawkeye
Bryce Owen wrote:
I'm hanging up my clones at the end of my sub. This isn't a ccp/goon/etc hate speech, I love these guys. This has been the most real and fun experience in gaming I have ever had. The reason for my leaving is I'm leaving my current job as a K9 team leader for State DOC and going to work for a police dept. in a metro area and time will not let me play Eve. Also my other hobby has taken a more serious turn. I am now part of TVNWeather which is a whole new ball game in storm chasing after a very successful few chases with the storms that went through the southern US the past few days. So real life has defeated Eve.

The reason for my post is Yes! you can have my stuff. I have over 6 bil in liquid isk and probably 2 bil in assets.

I will award the following.

Best troll post.
Best overall post.
Best meme.
Dumbest post.
Smartest Post.

24 hours and it will be finalized and I will hand out the rewards.

Safe flying guys. It has been fun. Cool


Keep your stuff you will be back. Real life cant last forever Big smile
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
#23 - 2014-04-30 17:49:45 UTC
Bryce Owen wrote:
I'm hanging up my clones at the end of my sub. This isn't a ccp/goon/etc hate speech, I love these guys. This has been the most real and fun experience in gaming I have ever had. The reason for my leaving is I'm leaving my current job as a K9 team leader for State DOC and going to work for a police dept. in a metro area and time will not let me play Eve. Also my other hobby has taken a more serious turn. I am now part of TVNWeather which is a whole new ball game in storm chasing after a very successful few chases with the storms that went through the southern US the past few days. So real life has defeated Eve.

The reason for my post is Yes! you can have my stuff. I have over 6 bil in liquid isk and probably 2 bil in assets.

I will award the following.

Best troll post.
Best overall post.
Best meme.
Dumbest post.
Smartest Post.

24 hours and it will be finalized and I will hand out the rewards.

Safe flying guys. It has been fun. Cool


I can do that.

BRYCE OWEN, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND, COMING TO EVE GENERAL DISCUSSION, THE PLACE WHERE I GOT MY START, IN BADPOSTING. YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND, MAKING A GOODBYE POST, BECAUSE NO ONE WILL EVEN TRY TO BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME. AND AFTER'S ALL SAID AND DONE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SITTING ON YOUR FAT ASS READING ALL THESE AWFUL POSTS ALL DAY LONG BECAUSE YOU GOT A FAT ASS. THE ONLY CHANCE YOU HAVE, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE BUT THE ONLY CHANCE YOU HAD WAS TO TURN OFF THE MONITOR LICKETY-SPLIT, BUT YOU CAN'T PUSH BUTTONS BECAUSE YOU GOT A FAT ASS. AND AFTER'S ALL SUN'N'DONE, I'M GONNA HOLD A TAILGATE PARTY, FOR ALL MY SCAM FODDER BACK IN JITA, LOCAL.

(but really though, thanks for not leaving with a "Grr CCP" post, and good luck with where life takes you!)
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#24 - 2014-04-30 17:49:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Slade Trillgon
You posted this in the wrong forum you noob!

See you in the grand Out Of Pod Experience in a few more posts Twisted

Oh, and Doc don't be a hypocrite. Edit your first post and tell the noob where this should have been posted Evil
Job Valador
Professional Amateurs
#25 - 2014-04-30 18:00:22 UTC
Someone is actually giving out their stuff?!?!


"nows your chance Job! Show him why you want his stuff!"


... Straight ... Ugh ... Sad

*facepalm

"you blew it"

"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement."
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#26 - 2014-04-30 18:01:31 UTC
I want to troll OP so hard that he doesn't post right for a week.




Too bad he wont be around that long.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Jarvin Spoo
Clandestine Management Group
#27 - 2014-04-30 18:04:59 UTC
Give me your Six billion ISK and I will triple it! WITHOUT Bonus Room participation!
Pepper Solette
Doomheim
#28 - 2014-04-30 18:05:04 UTC
There once was a pilot named Bryce.

Who got podded and paid a high price.

But he's now leaving EvE

And through storms he will weave.

But he's handing out isk which is nice.



All the very best in your storm-chasing endeavors. I helped a team out years ago and that's some adrenaline pumping craziness!


Stay Safe

o/

** Miko Sunji:  "There is no better way to find out if you can swim, than swimming for your life."**
Joy-Tear Starseeker
Unity Ventures
#29 - 2014-04-30 18:06:16 UTC
Veni, vidi, vici, Vindicator!

What a great leaving post. Congratulations on your new job. :)

They say that time is an arrow, on which we all ride. In such case, fly safe in RL...

Joy
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2014-04-30 18:07:04 UTC
Smart post.

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#31 - 2014-04-30 18:10:14 UTC
Good luck out there! Sounds like one hella exciting time you are going to be having.

Stay safe. We look forward to your return..... Twisted

Aaaaaaand relax.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2014-04-30 18:14:49 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I want to troll OP so hard that he doesn't post right for a week.




Too bad he wont be around that long.

He didn't give us much content to troll now did he?

OP, if you give me your stuff I will send you a fedo doll being hotdropped by a doomsday wielding llama. The llama is also equipped with a printed out threadnaught stapled to his back that includes such sentiments as "Grr Goons" and "CSM is nerfing omnidirectional tracking links to hurt high sec mission runners". If the donated about is above 500m, I can also include a drone that neither the fedo nor the llama can recognize, and if the amount is over 1 bill, I will convince a ccp employee to lose his job by giving you t2 bpo's and a ishkone watch scorpion.

Of course if you believe any of the above, I hear that FighterJets GuitarSolo is running a decent business in Jita that you should check out before leaving.

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!
Giuseppe R Raimondo
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2014-04-30 18:19:24 UTC
the day real live wins is the day ccp will need a new job
Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
#34 - 2014-04-30 18:22:18 UTC
Bryce Owen wrote:
I'm hanging up my clones at the end of my sub. This isn't a ccp/goon/etc hate speech, I love these guys. This has been the most real and fun experience in gaming I have ever had. The reason for my leaving is I'm leaving my current job as a K9 team leader for State DOC and going to work for a police dept. in a metro area and time will not let me play Eve. Also my other hobby has taken a more serious turn. I am now part of TVNWeather which is a whole new ball game in storm chasing after a very successful few chases with the storms that went through the southern US the past few days. So real life has defeated Eve.

The reason for my post is Yes! you can have my stuff. I have over 6 bil in liquid isk and probably 2 bil in assets.

I will award the following.

Best troll post.
Best overall post.
Best meme.
Dumbest post.
Smartest Post.

24 hours and it will be finalized and I will hand out the rewards.

Safe flying guys. It has been fun. Cool


You just need to award "best troll post" to yourself for the OP

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli
ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#35 - 2014-04-30 18:25:18 UTC
Quote:

32. "Quitting" posts are only permitted on the Out of Pod Experience channel.

CCP recognize that during the course of gameplay a lot of friendships are made between players and that sometimes if a player is taking a break or departing from the EVE universe that they would like to say goodbye on the forums. Posts of this nature are only permitted on the Out of Pod Experience forum, and must be civil and well worded.

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