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[MERC] Merrill's Marauders now accepting contracts in low/high sec.

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Kandik Orwell
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#21 - 2014-04-26 08:37:12 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Cannibal Kane wrote:
I do apologize if my comment grabbed you in the face.

I welcome all new mercs and also point out some things that might sell themselves a bit better. Such as my suggestion to not state you are top ranked on BC.

You did not take that criticism well and instead of being polite you decided to have a go at me.

Until I get an apology, myself and few other will constantly join any war you declare as allies.



Here's the problem with your logic, we *ARE* top ranked on battleclinic. So, as a businessman, why would I not take advantage of that? Go to battleclinic and look up our corp. What does it say? "Top Ranked". It is an empirical truth that we are top ranked. So you can take your apology demand, *Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal. We are always happy to have more targets, especially if they're free.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#22 - 2014-04-26 08:54:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Well can't argue with that Logic.

I guess I should make a post for people to hire me because I am ranked 760 on BattleClinic. Even though a 1000 odd kills are missing.

Because you know.... I am *TOP RANKED*... just like 10 000 other entities.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Chaotix Morwen
Church Of BDSM
#23 - 2014-04-26 10:03:53 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Kandik Orwell wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
I do apologize if my comment grabbed you in the face.

I welcome all new mercs and also point out some things that might sell themselves a bit better. Such as my suggestion to not state you are top ranked on BC.

You did not take that criticism well and instead of being polite you decided to have a go at me.

Until I get an apology, myself and few other will constantly join any war you declare as allies.



Here's the problem with your logic, we *ARE* top ranked on battleclinic. So, as a businessman, why would I not take advantage of that? Go to battleclinic and look up our corp. What does it say? "Top Ranked". It is an empirical truth that we are top ranked. So you can take your apology demand*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal. We are always happy to have more targets, especially if they're free.



Being top ranked on battleclinic really isnt an achievement. In fact id say if you rate performances by BC youd have poor intel about opposition, detracting from your value as mercs.

I work in an emergency service, if i wanted to demonstrate my abilities would i tell them that i can tie my own shoes?
Jack Lennox
Grove Street Families
#24 - 2014-04-26 10:37:55 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Kandik Orwell wrote:
Dewa Pedang wrote:

Have you guys had any contracts since you made this post ?



*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal.there's a recommendation from a former client amidst the trolling bullshit. Yes we have had a few contracts, all of which have been successful by the way. *Snip* Please refrain from using profanity. ISD Ezwal. about 200 kills the other day? Yeah we're at 300 now.



Well clearly PR isn't your strong suit. Let me know how well that works out for you. Just looked at your KB, it looks like you did get some more kills! Nothing like killing some Goon gank catas to make yourself feel good amirite? Pls disband corp now, do you even pvp bro?

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Dave stark
#25 - 2014-04-26 11:43:04 UTC
Kandik Orwell wrote:
Your input is unwelcome and unwanted.


actually, when you post on a public forum, you welcome all input from all people. if you didn't want the input, you shouldn't have posted.
Stoop Paz
Victory or Whatever
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#26 - 2014-04-26 11:49:30 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Mike Adoulin wrote:
*gets popcorn and waits for OP to slowly realize he dun goofed*

You can't buy entertainment this good, folks.




This has been one of the best threads I have read in a while.


In case we need to keep score:


We offer merc services, and are fun to fly with

You troll ppl to get them out of business

*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal.


do I have that right?

If so, please hire us if you need something done!
Wardec us if you think we are as soft as you say!

and PLEASE PLEASE keep posting so we stay on top of this forum thread!

There is no such thing as bad publicity...

Fly frosty !

Stoop
Khador Vess
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#27 - 2014-04-26 12:14:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Khador Vess
Stoop Paz wrote:

There is no such thing as bad advertising...


The phrase you are looking for is:

"There is no such thing as bad publicity"

There is such a thing as bad advertising, this thread is a REALLY good example. In fact if Bad advertising had a wikipedia entry it would just say see this thread.
Stoop Paz
Victory or Whatever
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#28 - 2014-04-26 12:25:25 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Khador Vess wrote:
Stoop Paz wrote:

There is no such thing as bad advertising...


The phrase you are looking for is:

"There is no such thing as bad publicity"

There is such a thing as bad advertising, this thread is a REALLY good example. In fact if Bad advertising had a wikipedia entry it would just say see this thread.


*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal.



Now we are highlighted in the Wiki world too!

This just keeps getting better.
Khador Vess
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#29 - 2014-04-26 12:38:16 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
*Snip* Removed reply to an edited out part of the quoted post. ISD Ezwal.

Now, some might seek to disparage you for padding your killboard with Catalysts going GCC in burn jita. I however applaud you :golf clap: because otherwise you would look like a terrible bunch of bads and not just merely 'meh' and i'm all for self improvement.

Fly safe o/
Tywin Hroar
Doomheim
#30 - 2014-04-26 13:55:48 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Stoop Paz wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
*gets popcorn and waits for OP to slowly realize he dun goofed*

You can't buy entertainment this good, folks.




This has been one of the best threads I have read in a while.


In case we need to keep score:


We offer merc services, and are fun to fly with

You troll ppl to get them out of business

*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal.


do I have that right?

If so, please hire us if you need something done!
Wardec us if you think we are as soft as you say!

and PLEASE PLEASE keep posting so we stay on top of this forum thread!

There is no such thing as bad advertising... apparently there are crybaby spacerich virgins who devote their entire self worth to how they play this game however.


Fly frosty !

Stoop


If you actually read the first page, Mr Kane simply pointed out that BC rankings are unreliable. it was your guy who started raging.
Jack Lennox
Grove Street Families
#31 - 2014-04-26 14:57:31 UTC
Stoop Paz wrote:



Wardec us if you think we are as soft as you say!





Stoop Paz wrote:


We are soft



FTFY

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Kandik Orwell
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#32 - 2014-04-26 17:54:50 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Khador Vess wrote:
*Snip* Removed reply to an edited out part of the quoted post. ISD Ezwal.

Now, some might seek to disparage you for padding your killboard with Catalysts going GCC in burn jita. I however applaud you :golf clap: because otherwise you would look like a terrible bunch of bads and not just merely 'meh' and i'm all for self improvement.

Fly safe o/


What people can't paraphrase a common saying now? Did you understand what he said? Than his intent was communicated.


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Kandik Orwell
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#33 - 2014-04-26 18:40:49 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Well can't argue with that Logic.

I guess I should make a post for people to hire me because I am ranked 760 on BattleClinic. Even though a 1000 odd kills are missing.

Because you know.... I am *TOP RANKED*... just like 10 000 other entities.


Nothing is stopping you from doing so? If you want to, go ahead. *Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal.
Jack Lennox
Grove Street Families
#34 - 2014-04-26 19:48:36 UTC
Kandik Orwell wrote:


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Hey that looks similar to the form in my sig.

Kandik Orwell wrote:

Nothing is stopping you from doing so? If you want to, go ahead. You're sooooo l33t obviously.


And i honestly don't understand why you're mad at the people actually offering you constructive criticism.

They're not trying to be dicks (for the most part) and you're overreacting to a rather hilarious level. I mean please, keep going, this is hilarious for us, but I guess I just don't understand why you're digging yourself into this hole. You're just representing your corp in a negative, clearly unprofessional light.

As for the "l33t pvp" comment, you clearly don't understand what you've gotten yourself into. You'll probably need to fill out your own butthurt form when you meet Kane.


Good luck, you'll need it.

Been ganked? Robbed? Space feelings hurt?  Now there's something you can do! Fill out a Customer Service Comment Card!  EIther that or contact everyone's favorite Space Detective for an instant ban!
Kandik Orwell
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#35 - 2014-04-26 20:03:31 UTC
Jack Lennox wrote:


And i honestly don't understand why you're mad at the people actually offering you constructive criticism.


LOL. Constructive?

Cannibal Kane wrote:


Cute...

You are top ranked on Battle Clinic somewhere in the high 8000 range.

I am ranked 761 on my own and I don't even use Battle Clinic. Missing about 1000 kills.



How exactly is that constructive? That is someone introducing themselves like a total piece of ****, and then getting mad when they're called out.

Jack Lennox wrote:

As for the "l33t pvp" comment, you clearly don't understand what you've gotten yourself into. You'll probably need to fill out your own butthurt form when you meet Kane.


What's *actually* hilarious however, is the threats. They may or may not be real threats, but you do realize that we actually enjoy pvp? More targets are just more targets. [sarcasm] I am very afraid of Kane's 1 man corp. Please, don't hurt us. [/sarcasm]
Dave stark
#36 - 2014-04-26 20:43:53 UTC
Kandik Orwell wrote:
How exactly is that constructive? That is someone introducing themselves like a total piece of ****, and then getting mad when they're called out.


fun fact; you're the only one in this thread that's mad.
Kandik Orwell
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#37 - 2014-04-26 20:59:29 UTC
Dave Stark wrote:
Kandik Orwell wrote:
How exactly is that constructive? That is someone introducing themselves like a total piece of ****, and then getting mad when they're called out.


fun fact; you're the only one in this thread that's mad.


I'm not mad, I have a potty mouth. Two different things.
Dave stark
#38 - 2014-04-26 21:29:29 UTC
Kandik Orwell wrote:
Dave Stark wrote:
Kandik Orwell wrote:
How exactly is that constructive? That is someone introducing themselves like a total piece of ****, and then getting mad when they're called out.


fun fact; you're the only one in this thread that's mad.


I'm not mad, I have a potty mouth. Two different things.


so nobody is mad, excellent.
Kandik Orwell
The Black Crow Bandits
Northern Coalition.
#39 - 2014-04-26 22:12:04 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Dave Stark wrote:

so nobody is mad, excellent.


Well some other people here are throwing around threats. *Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal.
Dave stark
#40 - 2014-04-26 22:28:59 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Kandik Orwell wrote:
Dave Stark wrote:

so nobody is mad, excellent.


Well some other people here are throwing around threats. That strikes me as something a mad person would do. He mad bro.


i just skimmed over every post; there aren't any threats.

come on now, there's no need for lies.
i did also notice that the first post asking about your services, was met with you calling the guy a dumbass and ignoring his question in favour of insulting him. the second, was just flat out ignored.

*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal.